I Write to Reform You of Fractured English
A humorous epistolary column from Mrs. Marjorie Batchelder of New Canaan, Connecticut, collects misused and mangled English voices heard locally. The piece features anecdotes from neighbors and friends in New Milford, Hartsdale, Washington, and Baltimore, highlighting malapropisms and playful misunderstandings.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Marjorie
Lester Xickson
Thomas’ F. Smith
Hartsdale
Merry Wallander
Washington
Joe Fabian
Ed Anthony
New Milford
Fred Biancelli
Alice
Also Mentioned on This Page
Free Pelvery
Armstrong
Hedemark
KitchenAid
Mand
Brera Eeg
Formica
Chester Pike
Prospect Park
Hedemark’s
New York
Marjotie Batchelder
New Canaan, Conn
Robert Gillham
R. C. Kinsley
Baltimore
Dorothy Fales
C. Philip Najdorf
Virginia Kelly
Virginia
Woodward and Lothrop
Norton
Wana
Folsom
Green
Springfield
Brookhaven
Concordville
California
Wawa
Stookhaven
LICED
Valley Maid
Hamburg Patties
Oscar Mayer Bacon
Oscar Mayer Weiners
Frosty Acres
Gan
Protect Alarms, Inc
S. 4Th Street
Allentown
Chesapeake Isle
Heart OF
Elk Neck State Park
Delaware Co
U.S
U Rd
Chea +pauke Isle
CBC Realty. Co
E. Main
Elkton
Maryland
Shepaske Bay
Chesapeake Isle, Inc
P.O. Box
Hir Neck
North East
Robert M. Brinley
Adams