Jokes and anecdotes mix mischief and wit in a light page
A collection of brief humorous sketches about trust, money, love, sales, birthdays, yawning, and a western court case. Characters include a prudent saver, a wary wife, a Penelope recall, a double size window salesman, and a dog that never howled despite suspenseful moonlit poses.
What's a dime
A playful coin riddle noting a dime equals a dollar minus taxes, attributed to D. P. M.
It May Not Happen
A snippet contrasts fear of unreal events with a patient in a mental hospital listening at a wall. An attendant approaches and speaks softly, ending with a whispered moment amid unreadable dialogue.
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Athens High School Graduation Class Records Largest Enrollment
The Athens High School graduating class for this year is the largest yet. It includes a long list of students led by Larry Anderson and many others such as Johnny Mac Andrews Donald Black Marvin Black James Bradford Roy Brown and Foch Bruce Jr plus numerous female graduates including Betty Abernathy Marcia Adams Judith Bass Susan Beasley Virginia Beattie and Mary Beattie.
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Athens High School
Larry Anderson
Johnny Mac Andrews
Donald Howard Black
Marvin Wayne Black
James Leon Bradford
Roy Brown
Foch Pershing Bruce, Jr
Barry Gann Bryan
James Holland Burleson
Nicholas
Arnold Butler
John Cleveland Caine
Charles Wayne Chittam
Joe Sneed Christopher
James Wesley Clark
Jerry Wayne Coggin
Robert Edward Coggin
William Bradford Cole
Philip Locke
Henry Clyde Mabry
Jackie Leslie McAllister
Roy Thorson McCrary
Robert Charles McDonald
James Harris Mobley
Joel Nelson Mobley
James Robert Montgomery
Johnny Douglas Moore
Penn Evans Mullowney
William Albert Owens
Richard Patterson
James Harold Powers
Thomas Mitchell Russell
Robert Edward Schrimsher
Daniel Poteete Shannon
Victor Brian Sivley
Ewell Patterson Smith
Ronald Andrew Smith
Jerald Stewart
Howard James Swanner
David Oliver Terry
Norman Clay Wellden
Mary Sanford Chambers
Ima
Jean Clark
Jean Couch
Joan Couch
Danville
Larry Joe Jones
Audrey Hogan
Danville High School
Miss Hogan
Jones
Hartselle Youth To Enroll At West Point
Ralph Cash, 18, of Hartselle, will enroll July 5 at the United States Military Academy at West Point. He is among local youths preparing for this military education path.
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Hartselle
West Point
Ralph Cash
U. S. Military Academy
LBJ Visits Agra With Nehru For Development Talks
U S Vice President Lyndon B Johnson traveled to Agra to tour the Taj Mahal area and Indian villages, meeting with Prime Minister Nehru after breakfast in New Delhi. They discussed India's third five year development plan needing about a billion dollars annually from foreign sources.
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India
U. S
Lyndon B. Johnson
Taj Mahal
Eisenhower
Nehru
New Delhi
Dehli
China
Morgan County High School student to graduate May 25
Ralph Cash of Hartsville, son of Mr. and Mrs. C. T. Cash, is to graduate May 25 from Morgan County High School. Appointed by Eighth District Congressman Bob Jones, he took his physical and academic tests at Ft. McPherson, Ga. He is president of the Student Council and a member of the Key Club and varsity football, basketball, and baseball teams.
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West Point
N. Y
Ralph
Morgan County High School
C. T. Cash
High St
Hartselle
Bob Jones
Cash
Ft. McPherson
Morgan County High
Key Club
Jeff Chandler Critical After Emergency Surgery
Culver City California AP Jeff Chandler the 42 year old actor is in critical condition after a 74 hour emergency operation to stop abdominal bleeding. He underwent a spinal disc operation while filming The Marauders in the Philippines and was hospitalized after returning to Hollywood. He is under observation at Culver City Hospital with his father and former wife nearby.
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Jeff Chandler
Hollywood
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Philip Grossel
Chandler
Marjorie
Brooklyn
N. Y
Amy Rae Heads Falkville FHA
Falkville chapter of Future Homemakers of America elected Amy Rae as president for 1961 62. Officers include Harolyn Morris secretary Jeannette Barkley treasurer Judy Tanner reporter Betty Davis parliamentarian Carolyn Harrison historians Sharon Dexter Gaynell McNally and song leaders Charlotte Smith Kay Compton.
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Falkville
Amy Rea
Future Homemakers of America
Meen Harolyn Morris
Jéanette Barkley
Judy Tanner
Betty Davis
Carolyn Harrison
Sharon Dexter
Gaynell McNally
Charlotte Smith
Kay Compton
Vaccination Reach in Sweden Near Forty Percent
About 2.75 million Swedes, nearly 40 percent of the population, have received the polio vaccine since 1957.
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Sweden
Falkville Beta Club Hosts Year End Party at Light Home
Mr and Mrs J D Light entertained Falkville High School Beta Club with a law party and cook out at the Light home on East Pike. Twenty six members attended with Bill Dobbs directing games including ping pong badminton croquet and a scavenger hunt. It was the last Beta Club event of the year.
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Falkville
J. D. Light
Falkville High School
Light
East Pike
Bill Dobbs
One Arrested In Flogging Case Near Sylacauga
Sheriff Luke Brewer said Wilburn Parrish of Wadley admitted being present in one of two flogging incidents reported near Sylacauga. Parrish, 48, was arrested and jailed without bond for incident with intent to commit serious injury. The Whites, both about 50, and James Guthrie, about 40, said six white men forced them to strip and whipped them in a remote area Saturday night, accusing them of interracial associations.
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Sylacauga
Ala
Luke Brewer
Wadley
Wilburn Parrish
Brewer
Parrish
Marlin White
James N. Guthrie
Guthrie says he was whipped at home by three men
Guthrie reported he was whipped at his house by three men who beat him because he had a Negro maid keeping his small children. He is separated from his wife, according to Brewer.
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Guthrie
Brewer
Lake Mead Largest U S Reservoir by Capacity
Lake Mead in Colorado is described as the largest U S reservoir with a capacity of 9 720 million gallons. The statement notes its prominence among U S water storage sites.
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United States
Lake Meade
Colorado
World wide satellite tracking system urged amid plans
A recommendation urges creation of a global tracking and cataloguing system as numerous satellites are planned. The proposal underscores the need for coordinated data to monitor satellite launches and orbital positions worldwide.
Two Charged After Wreck At City Intersections
At Grant and Poplar streets the drivers Carrie Jones and J Birdwell faced charges for improper turning and driving without a license after a 7:45 p.m. collision. Birdwell attempted a reverse park and was cited. Two other incidents were investigated: Berryhill and Julialee in a Cherry Bank crash at 4:03 p.m., and Jeanette Prince and Harold Matthews in a 4th Ave SE Sherman St collision at 5:02 p.m.
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Poplar
Carrie Jones
Maple St
J. Birdwell
Tower St
Poplar St
Birdwell
Grant St
City Kilice
Charles Berryhill
8Th Ave
Juli E.alee
Danville
Cherry
Bank Streets
Belcher
Bank St
Cherry St
Berryhill
Jeanette Prince
Decatur 4
Harold Matthews
4Th Ave
Sherman St
Prince
Matthews
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