Quips and Quirks From A Mixed Bag of Old Jests
A collage of courtroom, military, and family humor with lines about chewing tobacco and gum, baby policemen, a colonel and private, a waiter’s change pockets, and a wry take on success and politics. The snippets capture light social vignettes and punchlines from a bygone era.
Cunningham and Eastman Set Mile and Half Mile Records
Glenn Cunningham of Kansas and Ben Eastman of California set world records at Princeton Alumni Day. Cunningham ran 4 06.7 for the mile, defeating Bonthron and Venzke, while Eastman finished the half mile in 1 49.8 10 with Chuck Hornbostel close behind.
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Glenn Cunningham
Kansas
Ben Eastman
California
Princeton
Bill Bonthron
Gene Venzke
Eastman
Chuck Hornbostel
Cunningham
Central Press
Stand-patter critique and marital musings satire
A humorous, clipped dialogue mocks stand-patters and laws, with a philosopher challenging life’s worth, a wife’s bridge game, a young man’s question, and matrimony tips about dinner practicality. A regional joke notes a man injuring his thumb while hammering a safety poster.
Champion to fight in Decatur ring next Tuesday
Michael McQuirk the new light heavyweight champion will debut in a Decatur ring next Tuesday evening. He will meet Bob Montgomery noted as a powerful grappler here, though Montgomery may struggle to make the 175 pound weight limit without weakening.
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Michael McQuirk
Hugh Nichols
Bob Montgomery
Montgomery
Primo Carnera Faces the End of a Ring Career
The article profiles Primo Carnera, noting his courage in defeat as he lost the heavyweight title and faced a harsh, unfamiliar world in America. It reflects on his tragic arc from a gifted fighter to a publicized sideshow, with his future in doubt as he contemplates a return to Italy.
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Primo Carera
Bey
Primo
America
Teign
Wrestlers Fight Backstage After Bout in Private Scuffle
Chaney and Speedy Lawrence exchanged punches for several minutes in a dressing room and backstage after a bout won by the Canadian ex-champ. Bob Montgomery intervened to separate them. this marked Lawrence’s second private confrontation in as many nights with rival fighters including Kid Lott.
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Chaney
Speedy Lawrence
Bob Montgomery
Lawrence
Kid Lott
Southern League results with late game drama
Birmingham tops Nashville 6 to 5 in 12 innings. New Orleans shuts out Atlanta 4 to 0. Little Rock edges Chattanooga 3 to 2. Memphis and Knoxville finish tied 2 to 2 and 1 to 1 respectively.
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Southern League
Nashville
Atlanta
New Orleans
Memphis Knoxille
Chattanooga
Birmingham A Little Rock
Birmingham
Little Rock
Memphis
Knoxville
Pie Traynor to Manage the Bucs
Pie Traynor is named manager of the Pittsburgh Pirates succeeding George Gibson who gave up the job after a losing streak. The change failed to stop the slide as the Bucs lost yesterday to the Giants 5 to 3.
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Aea
Birmingham
George Gibson
Bucs
Giants
Baseball scores from major leagues and associations
American League results Washington 6 Cleveland 2 Detroit at New York rain. Chicago 2 Philadelphia 1. National League Boston 2 Chicago 1. Cincinnati 11 Brooklyn 7 New York 5 Pittsburgh 3. Philadelphia 10 St Louis 8. International League Buffalo Albany rain Montreal Syracuse wet grounds Rochester Baltimore night Toronto Newark night. American Association Columbus 7 Kansas City 1. Dixie Amateur League Dothan 8 Eufaula 1 Montgomery 10 Union Springs 8.
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Montgomery
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Union Springs
Cleveland
Detroit
Philadelpain
Cincinnati
Brooklyn
Pittsburgh
International League
Buffalo
Albany
Montreal
Syracuse
Rochester
Baltimore
Toronto
Newark
Dothan
Eufaula
National League
Crossword Puzzle Across and Down Clues Mixed in One Page
Readers tackle a dense puzzle with across and down clues ranging from conjunctions and pronouns to parts of speech and anatomical terms. The grid includes entries like Wagner and William Jennings Bryan style hints, with variant spellings and abbreviations noted in clues.
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Earth
William Jennings
Oyun Rock
Columbia Negroes Win Second Game
The Columbia Cats, a Tennessee black baseball team, defeated Joe Martin's team 7 to 2 to take the two game series. The game featured sparkling plays and heavy hitting before a large crowd of white and Negro fans.
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Columbia Cats
Tennessee
Joe Martin
Breaks For Barons Win In 12 Innings Over Vols
The Barons edged the Vols 6 to 5 after 12 innings aided by a sun mishap when Vol outfielder Weintraub dropped a fly ball. Fortunate breaks secured the victory for the Barons in a tense extra inning finish.
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Barons
Vols
Weintraub
Primo Carnera Faces Return From Obscurity Under Paul Journee
In a real life echo of Shaw themes Primo Carnera, once a leading boxing figure, struggles to rejoin the limelight under the scrutiny of Paul Journee, the former French ring star, eight years after his day laborer beginnings. Obscurity looms as he contemplates a difficult comeback path.
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Paul Journee
Primo
Bernard Shaw
Primo Carnera
Returns Home Miss Mildred Murphy
Miss Mildred Murphy, long with her grandfather W. T. Murphy of Hartselle Route 3, has returned to her home.
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Mildred. Murphy
W. T. Murphy
Hartselle
Route 3
Today's Games Matchups Across Cities and Teams
A slate of games featuring Nashville at Birmingham Little Rock at Chattanooga Atlanta at New Orleans Memphis at Knoxville Detroit at Washington St Louis at Philadelphia Cleveland at New York Chicago at Boston Philadelphia at Cincinnati New York at Chicago Brooklyn at St Louis Boston at Pittsburgh Union Springs at Troy Abbeville at Dothan Montgomery at Ozark.
Night clubs lure Max Baer with vigor and risk
The column argues night clubs may drive Max Baer into promotional stints as master of ceremonies and potential comeback fights. It notes Baer’s flirtation with nightlife, possible appearances in September and next year, and the lure of money, fame, and romance as he defers ring glory for a fling.
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Jack Kofoed
Jane
Max Baer
Wight
Maine
Maem Serentor
Arene
Harry Richman
Shiela Barrett
Rudy Vallee
Cross and Dunn
Endor
Farrell
Clayton
Jackson
Durante
Baer
M. c
Max
William O. McGeehan
Tommy Loughran
Steve Hamas
Max Schmeling
Walter Neusel
Art Lasky
Billy Rose
Casino de Patee
Jean
Marlene
Mae
May Baer
Jean Harlow
Marlene Dietrich
Mae West
Boxing Commission
Berlin
Harry Greb
Mickey Walker
Miami
Biscayne Bay
John L. Sullivan
Maximillian Adalbert Baer
Athens Will Bring Hitting Team Here
Athens Independents visit Decatur to play Alabama Hosiery Mill at Alabama Park. The game starts at 4 pm. Athens comes in with five wins and one defeat, aiming to extend a hot hitting attack against a Locals squad eager for revenge after a 7 4 loss to Limestone.
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Decatur
Warrants Await Exchange Urged by State Officials
State warrants bearing 5 percent interest are urged to be exchanged for bonds. Mr Hard said the temporary warrant office at Alabama National Bank, Montgomery, is closed and warrants must be presented at the state capitol office.
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Hard
State Warrant Commission
Alabama National Bank
Montgomery
State Capitol
Community Sing at West Decatur Church This Thursday
The weekly community sing will convene Thursday night at the West Decatur Methodist church at the usual hour. All members urged to attend and a supply of new books will be available.
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West Decatur
One In Court Arraigned On Prohibition Violations
Only one case came to police court this morning with the defendant arraigned on charges of violating the prohibition laws.
Atlanta trip for eight select social workers
Patti Sykes a negro social worker with the local welfare department leaves for a 12 week course at the Atlanta School of Social Work. Local FERA officials say she is one of eight chosen from the state to attend.
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Patti Sykes
Welfare Department
Atlanta
Atlanta School of Sociat
FERA
Georgia
Washington movers and shakers dominate 1934 policy rounds
The piece highlights Key Pittman’s sweeping legislative output in the Senate Foreign Relations Committee with rapid ratification of 14 treaties and Cuba’s Pratt Amendment. It notes Mrs Roosevelt on West Virginia inspection trip and hints at shifts in the War Department, plus a booming Washington real estate scene amid New Deal politics.
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Pittman
Sos
Nevada
Halsghere
Oe Oeman
Foreigntrons
Cuba
Senate Foreign Relations Committee
Roosevelt
West Virginia
Harry Woodring
War Department
Washington
Chicago
Fred Britten
Bed House
Georgetown
Brain Trust
Red House
United Feature Syndicate, Inc
Daily Thanks For Publicity At Gospel Meetings
George W. Emptage of Grant Street Church of Christ thanks The Daily for publicity and the generous space given to articles during the recent gospel meetings led by evangelist 8. P. F. The letter expresses deep appreciation for the coverage and support.
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Daily Today
George W. Emptage
Grant Street
Grant Church of Christ
Lyons Hotel Attache Heads to Red Boiling Springs on Vacation
R. L. Satterwhite an attache at the Lyons Hotel will depart Sunday for Red Boiling Springs Tennessee for one week of vacation with plans to return.
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R. L. Satterwhite
Lyons
Red Boiling Springs
Tenn
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