Decatur Column Snippets On Marriage Jokes And Witty Banter
A collection of lighthearted quips and reader letters from Decatur highlighting marriage talk shop talk to shopping jokes about eggs and chicken myths. Readers discuss romance, parenting, and everyday humor with punchlines about weight in balance singing and city life.
Houston voters to name sheriff in special primary
State Democratic Executive Committee Chairman Pettus called a special Houston county sheriff nomination primary for Sept. 18. The action follows the county committee’s refusal to obey orders to recinct and call a new primary after contesting May nomination.
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Dothan
Ala
Democratic Executive Committee
Pettus
Houston County
Tom Buntin
Lester Farmer
State Committee
Alex Mr. May
Houston
May
C. J. Rollins
Montgomery
Rollins
Farmer
Buntin
C. J. Faulk
Schmeling Seeks Comeback Chance to defend heavyweight title
Max Schmeling plans a U S return after a German victory over Walter Neusen in eight rounds. He aims for another bout with a top challenger in the United States and then a shot at Max Baer’s title.
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Max Schmeling
Walter Neusen
Germany
United States
Maxie Baer
Webb Speake Couple Return From Flor Florence Honeymoon
Mr and Mrs Webb Speake have returned from their honeymoon after a recent wedding in Florence.
Rainey Returns From Chicago Beauty Convention Visit
Tom Rainey came back from Chicago after attending the national beauty convention and Century of Progress. The note hints at his lucky day and a playful forecast about Junior and other daily life moments.
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Tom Rainey
Chicago
Century of Progress
Paris Interlude Opens at Princess Theatre
Paris Interlude a MGM screen version of All Good Americans opens Wednesday at the Princess Theatre. Madge Evans plays the American girl who finds romance and drama in Paris with a cast including Otto Kruger Robert Young Una Merkel Ted Healy Louise Henry and Richard Tucker. The plot follows an American tourist stranded in Paris who becomes a fashion writer and learns to value a loyal friend over a philandering lover amid fashion shows and a masquerade at the Latin Quarter.
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Paris
MGM
New York
Hope Williams
Princess Theatre
Madge Evans
Williams
Otto Kruger
Robert Young
Una Merkel
Ted Healy
Louise Henry
Edward Brophy
George
Weight Lifting Struggles of Old Time Boxers Tell Grim Tales
Mexican Joe Rivers nearly misses weight for a Kilbane bout after a Turkish bath and fasting. Rivers wins, then collapses from weight cutting and heavy punishment. The piece recalls Joe Gans and Stanley Ketchel, noting fighters’ risky weight games and grim fates despite courage and fame.
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Joe Levy
Rivers
Joe
Levy
Mexican Joe
Johnny
Gans
Joe Gans
Goldfield
Nelson
Bat
Eilig Vander Pyle
Cleveland
Rivers-Kilbane
Stanley Ketchel
Michigan
Stanley
Ross and McLarnin Set for Harder Rematch September Clash
The Chicago star Barney Ross faces a tougher test against Jimmy McLarnin on September 6 as McLarnin weighs in at the right limit and studies Ross’s style. Observers say Ross held a slim edge last time, but McLarnin arrives sharper, fitter, and prepared to gain instead of risk.
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Papke
Bill
Ketcher
Stanley
Ketchel
Steve
Rivers
Gans
Broadway
Barney Ross
Jimmy McLarnin
Ross
McLarnin
Jimmy
Gent
Chicago
Dean brothers may leave Cardinals this winter
The Dean brothers Dizzy and Paul, famed pitchers, are likely to be separated from the St. Louis Cardinals after tensions with manager Frank Frisch and a clubhouse incident. If sold or traded, Dizzy could join another club while Paul may move to a third, potentially restoring pitching harmony.
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Dean Brothers
St. Louis Cardinals
Dean
Deans
Detroit Tigers
Judge Landis
Baseball
Dizzy
Frank Frisch
Wesley Ferrell
Lindbergh in Paris staged in grand salon recreation
A Paris production recreates Lindberghs historic Paris landing with an exact Spirit of St Louis replica, a vast sound stage ballroom, masked revelers, and a couture fashion show. Plot threads include Madge Evans finding Kruger jilted her, Krugers theft, his departure to China, and a dramatic denouement. Ted Healy and Bert Roach provide comedy amid cafe antics and tourist bits.
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Paris
Lindbergh
St. Louis
France
Madge Evans
Otto Kruger
Kruger
China
Robert Young
Ted Healy
Bert Roach
Edward Broghy
Baseball Scores From Southern and American Leagues
Scores show Atlanta 5 Little Rock 4 New Orleans 9 5 Chattanooga 4 0 and Detroit 11 Philadelphia 0 plus Cleveland 6 Boston 5 Chicago 1 New York 0 Brooklyn 10 St Louis 1 Pittsburgh 8 Boston 5 Milwaukee 5 Columbus 2 with night games listed Toledo Kansas City.
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American Association
Milwaukee
Columbus
Toledo-Kansas City
Syracuse Edges Newark In I L Hockey Action
In the International League Syracuse defeated Newark 4 to 3 while Buffalo beat Montreal 4 to 3. Today's schedule includes Birmingham at Knoxville Little Rock at Atlanta Memphis at Nashville New Orleans at Chattanooga Chicago at New York Detroit at Philadelphia Cleveland at Boston St Louis at Washington New York at Chicago Philadelphia at Cincinnati Brooklyn at St Louis Boston at Pittsburgh and more.
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Southern ‘League
Birmingham
Knoxville
Little Rock
Atlanta
Memphis
Nashville
New Orleans
Chattanooga
Chicago
New York
Detroit
Philadelphia
Cleveland
National League
Cincinnati
Brooklyn
St. Louis
Boston
Pittsburgh
Ww. L
Washington
Ferrell Brothers Match Up in Red Sox Uniforms
The Ferrell brothers, once on opposing teams with one pitching for Cleveland and the other catching for various clubs, now both wear the Boston Red Sox and are performing strongly.
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Cleveland Indians
Rick
Boston Red Sox
Ferrell Freres
Pels Clinch Southern Pennant With Double Victory
The Pels secured the Southern league pennant by sweeping Noogans 9 to 4 and 5 to 0, extending their lead to seven games in the standings.
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Pels
Southern
Noogans
Real Stars Clash In North Alabama All Star Show
North Alabama fans expect a big crowd for a stacked all star event featuring Red Lyons Joe Dillman Stecher Schroll and Greek in a second bout. Lyons earlier drew national attention by dumping Hugh Nichols and remains a top attraction despite a weight issue. Nichols later fenced a Birmingham rematch while Lyons recently impressed by dominating Ken Lis in a leg attack.
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Alabama
Martin
Stecher-Schroll
Red Lyons
Joe Dillman
Dillman
Lyons
Hugh Nichols
Limi
Nichols
Birmingham
Kenlis
Arizona
Ruth's Pinch Poke Gives Yankees Win
Bebe Ruth entered the lineup in the seventh as a pinch hitter for Jimmy and doubled driving in two runs to help the Yankees surge ahead of the White Sox.
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Ruth
Yankees
Bebe Ruth
Jimmy
Cubs Triumph 1-0 Over Giants With Bill Lee Gem
The Cubs defeated the Giants 1-0 as Bill Lee pitched brilliantly, allowing only three hits while his teammates collected five off Hal Schumacher. A crowd of about 25,000 attended, marking the Cubs second straight win that reduced the Giants lead to one and a half games.
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Cubs
Giants
Bill Lee
Hal Schumacher
Mates
Giant
Probate Judge and Mrs B S Lone On vacation trip
Probate Judge and Mrs B S Lone are spending their vacation on a motor trip to Louisville Haiti Akron and other points in Kentucky and Ohio.
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B. Slone
Louisville
Hati
Akron
Kentucky
Ohio
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