Fragments From A Humorous Column In Dakota County
Excerpts reflect satirical jabs at politics, society, and daily life. Mentions of the powder trust, antient remedies, and a joke about a vice presidency arise, with quips on politicians, Russia, and a song titled Whats the Use of Jumping if You Cant Stay Up.
University professor discusses romance and post rates case
A Chicago professor denies miracles in a tale of a pretty girl worth a million who loves her poor father’s bald headed bookkeeper earning 65 dollars a month. John Henniker Wheaton is praised in England for his ship rate reform, recalling Elihu Burritt’s push for cheap ocean postage.
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University of Chicago
Miraclca
John Henniker Weaton
England
Jong
Great Britain
United States
Elihu Burritt
Connecticut
Steam to electric traction ends at Grand Central
The last steam locomotive exited Grand Central Station on June 30 marking a transition to electric locomotives for urban travel. Electric traction is expected to dominate inner city routes within the lifetimes of today’s middle aged men, while steam may persist on long distances.
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Grand Central Station
New York
Long Park Avenue Tunnel
Auturban Traffc
The Cemetery of Culture and the Lessons of Failure
A fragmented meditation on personal flaws that corrode achievement and health. It lists traits to avoid, from arrogance and poor advice to obsession with work, and warns in vague terms of inner riches hidden within despite outward decline.
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Railure
Pullure
Gould
Tome
Geneva
Calitornia
Summer reading as a perpetual comic superstition
A professor of mathematics and a lively reader reflects on summer reading habits, noting readers pick books in midwinter and unfinished works linger. The piece jokes that readers crave variety, arguing no season uniquely dictates what people read and that August lends interest to non dull books.
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Montread
Tom
Hay Feld
Mary
Congo
Wilson
Hash and the Shinplaster Meal in an Odd New York Stay
A seventies traveler recalls a New York interior town stay at the only hotel where hash was daily fed to guests. The landlady hid shinplaster tokens in the hash, sparking a game of discovery that boosted his profit and left him with a small gain after paying six dollars weekly for board. The piece segues into reflections on energy, potential, and unutilized human talent.
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New York
Burekal
Garden of the Gods as Colorado Springs Icon Attracts Tourists
The Garden of the Gods in Colorado Springs draws millions of visitors with red and white sandstone formations. Notable features include Cathedral Spires, Balance Rock, the Flying Dutchman, and the Siamese Twins. The area, acquired for a 3,000 acre park, stands 6,000 feet above sea level and bolsters local pride and tourism.
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Colorado
C. B. Perkins
Coloradoe Springs
Colorado Springs
Iim
Renilis
Clude
Gulf of Mexico
Seis
Chara
Garden of the Gods
Baltimore American Notes On A Postal Card Riddle
A fragment from the Baltimore American discusses reading mailed postal cards and the mood of a music tour. The text hints at reluctance to confess hardship and the idea of facing the music.
Foal Anyhow Sparks Unclear Boat Rumors
A fragment from the Birmingham Age-Herald hints at a uncertain situation about a foal and potential voyage. The text shows hesitations and a cautious tone about whether the subject will undertake a risky path.
Vanity and dress through ages by Emile de Laveleye
The essay argues vanity and attachment to clothing evolved from savage to civilized societies. It notes both genders once wore vivid fabrics and jewelry, while modern fashions grow costly but can balance comfort, color harmony, and hygiene with esthetic design. It cites cultural shifts from England and China.
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Emile de Laveleye
China
England
Isles
Pacific
Accident and the Mind Behind Invention by Mach
A concise consideration of how accidental circumstances spark invention while human insight and practical use convert chance into useful tools. The essay argues that genius emerges from noticing new facts and grasping their value, with intelligence tested by turning experience into purpose.
Education crime's greatest foe by James Anson Farrer
The article argues that crime prevention rests on clearer simple laws and broad education. It cites Beccaria as a pioneer of law reform, noting his age and outsider status and emphasizing diffusion of knowledge as the core solution to crime.
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Keccaria
Europe
Beccarin
People Growing in Power by Ada Krecker
Essay argues that the rising influence of the masses reshapes politics press law and culture. It foresees universal access to arts sciences and refined culture spreading globally as the common heritage and elevating all society to a new gentleness.
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Ada May Krecker
Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep Poem Reverie
A reflective verse recalls a hearth fire quiet and memories of mother and child. The speaker hears a child's Amen and the familiar nursery prayer guiding thoughts back to loved ones and a peaceful past. Eugene Field celebrates maternal comfort and wish for a lasting sense of childhood trust.
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Mother
Eugene Field
Last Time for Bennie and Miss Calonby in Chicago
Bennie Purvis confronts Miss Callonby over marriage talks as she refuses him again. He vows no more pressure and hints at a Philippine departure if denied, while she hesitates and asks if a Yes could change his plan before he leaves. Conflicted emotions linger in a poignant crossroads.
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Miss Calonby
Bennie Purvis
Bennie
Iren
Miss Callonby
Ian
King
Bernnale
Hennie
Philippines
Benne
Peripatetic Nurse Guides Weak Hearted Shoppers
A trained nurse notes that three to four times weekly she escorts women with delicate hearts or other conditions to department stores. Shopping becomes a risky, shared errand as they fear venturing alone and rely on her for guidance and emergency backups.
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Chicngo
A Night of Verse and Vent in London Theatre
A dramatist and poet George TR Stine produced a new piece at a leading London theatre. Slims watched, then returned to his office to write critical verse. As the paper neared press, a boy carried the verses to the composing room for an hour. The item ends with a remark on self-deception.
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George TR. Stine
London
Slims
Colum
Hyme
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