Fragmented Wit and Whimsy Fill Dakota County Page
A garbled collage of aphorisms and quips appears, touching on marriage, money, work, and opinion. The stray lines reference a Will dispute, a Paterson death omen, and curiosities about science and success, all conveyed in a fragmentary, satirical discussion.
President Thoonevelt offered for writings not hayfield work
A magazine offered President Thoonevelt one dollar per word for his literary efforts while no farmer hired him to work in the hayfield at eight dollars and fifteen cents per day. The piece notes that even a president's versatility may be underappreciated.
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Thoonevelt
Hayfeld
1912 Day of Cheer May Be Set Aside
The passage argues that 1912 could reserve a full day for celebrations and 1916 might require a week per convention to surpass records. It emphasizes national greatness and remarkable achievements.
Woman Wins City Contract Bids in Open Boston Competition
Contracts to supply single and double teams to Boston went to a woman after she submitted the lowest bids in open competition with men. Her independent figures disproved charges of price collusion among male bidders and won broad public support.
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Boston
Wealth and deception in international marriage schemes
The piece warns of women pursuing wealth through foreign marriage prospects while men of modest means loom as unlikely princes. It cites a societal trend around titles and riches and notes Roosevelt’s conservation commissions and a national push to preserve minerals, forests, waters, and lands as the country’s wealth.
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Suvive bin
Roosevelt
Tle
Tulad
Melay
Leading physicians call for compulsory registration to combat influenza
Physicians declare that effective warfare against the great white plague requires compulsory registration and education. They argue the measure can be implemented within a year or two, noting progress depends on public health laws and awareness.
New York Sees Compulsory Tuberculosis Reporting Law
The New York Legislature, signed by Governor Hughes, enacts compulsory TB reporting. Physicians must notify local authorities within 24 hours of seeing a patient with consumption, with records kept secret. Premises housing patients must be disinfected after vacancy or death, and a health board placard may be posted to enforce compliance.
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Winston
New York Legalenture
Hughes
Ztenith Board
Oroin
Health Board
Advertising as a force in modern commerce
The piece argues that advertising dominates modern life as a powerful weapon shaping literature and consumer desire. It notes advertisers drive book sales, appear in shop windows and billboards, and elevate brands with prestige and vivid visual appeal.
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Lily Herald Frost
Lewis Globe-Democrat
Tts
The sorrowful tree of Perela blooms at night
A Perelan tree called the sorrowful tree opens its buds after the first star appears, creating a giant white flower display at night. By dawn the blossoms fade and a dusting of flower petals covers the ground. A nearby tree, blooming only in the day, forms an exact daytime counterpart.
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Perela
Portrait Attendee Prods Painted Portrait Secretly
A visitor at a harbor city studio touched a newly painted portrait despite warnings. The man, unfamiliar with the artist, leaned close and pressed his finger to the canvas. He claimed the painting would not dry and left saying it isn’t his friend.
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Hershboring
Tie
Lila
Gually
Wire Barber Keeps Odds Tight in Nerve Racking Duel
In a tense match the barber shows grit, fending off a strong rival through precise cuts and quick moves. Fans watch as the contest tightens late, with the outcome hinging on a final decisive measure.
Moral Teachings From Diverse Clergy in 1900s Hymnbook Excerpts
A collection of short sermon excerpts and quotes from various pastors and denominations including Methodist, Presbyterian, Congregationalist, Roman Catholic, and Unitarian figures. Topics cover sin, happiness, pain, friendship, and patriotism, with references to life, faith, and duty. Named figures include Rev. F. W. Cox, Rev. Cadman, Archbishop Farley, Rev. Thomas Knox, Rev. J. S. Lynch, and Rev. Duane N. Girtin, among others.
Old Favorites Tired of May Poem Reflection
A verse meditation on a tired day and a child’s moral growth. The speaker questions what a day taught the reader about duty pity forgiveness and humility and imagines a peaceful rest if the heart and deeds align with nature’s lessons. Poetic counsel ends with a mother’s presence.
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Dave
N. T. Willix
Nasal Coughs Tied to Polyps and Hay Fever Findings
A Paris report summarized by M. Lermozey notes a nasal origin for coughs that can persist for years. Coughs may arise from irritated nasal mucosa due to polyps or hay fever, and cure often comes with targeted nasal treatment rather than general remedies.
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Mrmozey
Paris
Societe Morditale Des Hoptaux
Andi
M. Lermozeysys
M. Lemmoxey
Evolution of the Street Car Origin and Growth
The article traces street railway origins from wooden rails in English mines to the first electric systems in the United States. It notes early rails, iron plating, flanges, and cable roads, highlights William Jessop’s rail adjustments, the 1888 Sprague electric line in Richmond, and the move from above ground to underground wires as cities urbanized.
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Col- Mery
New York
G. R. Wilson
Tila
William Jessop
Sprague
San Francisco
Andrew 8
Hallidie
Henry Root
Asa B. Hoevy
William Eppelsheimer
BE. 8
Gardiner
Philadelphia
John Mason
Sixth Avenue Street
Durey
America
Geplua
Patent Office
Rawaya
Frank G. Sprague
Thomas Davenport
Springfield
Maas
Aachine Mignet
Moses Farmer
American Electric
Union Passenger Railway
Richmond
Versed in Greek Latin and art but worn by life
The passage praises a wife who knew Greek Latin and classical culture yet grew weary. She could recite heroes and founding dates, discuss fashions, and speak rapidly about styles, but she needed her husband for help as weariness set in. The fragment credits Entrilt Free Press.
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Kom Wis
Gamex
Farmhouse mascot sparks lucky sale remark
An enthusiastic girl asks to buy the old farm house, but Farner Corntessel declines saying he does not expect to part with it. She notes its role as a mascot and recalls the lucky fortune of the man who sold it to his father.
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W. Collier
Congregationaliat
Bangor
Stey
Dr. Peon
Eplecopation
Boston
Vellowsehin
Raphael
Wis Weil
Hiespich
Christ
Mom
Cho
Mum
Charles L. White
Duane N
Tirlitin
Methodist
Hartford
Farner Corntessel
Washington Star
Balth Uses Hook After Eye Hidden On Stage
A scene on stage features Balth described with an eye hidden. The narrative implies a performer faces a moment requiring disruption, as the hook is applied in a public setting.
Quebec Celebrates Historic Quebec Anniversary Abroad
A grand celebration in Quebec marked its most storied anniversary with ten days of pomp. Notables including Prince of Wales and U S officials attended naval reviews, pageants, and parades detailing Champlain and Wolfe’s campaigns. Thousands of Canadians and immigrants joined in commemorations on the St Lawrence.
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Satiel de Champlain
Quebec
Iix
Prince of Wiles
St. Lawrence River
United States
Salrtivnks Smd
Adiien
Cowles
Canada
Rious
Champlain
St. Lawrence
de Laurier
Plains of Abraham
Episcopal Cathedral
Wolfe
New Hampshire
Stamp collecting folly yields rare high priced finds
A postal official notes stamps fetch huge sums for odd errors and misprints. Examples include a twopence blue Mauritius bought by the Prince of Wales for 1450 pounds with the text misread as Post Office Mauritius, a British Guiana stamp with Pallmusque misprinted as Pellmusque, and a Cape of Good Hope penny in blue selling near 200 pounds. Western Australia swan overprint errors and destroyed issues also appear in the tale.
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Mauritius
Prince of Wales
Post Office
Cape of Good Hope
Ita
Western Australia
London
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