Guarded Remarks About a Lifeguard's Fame and Fins
New York AP column presents humorous guarded remarks overheard at beaches and lifeguards. Jokes address the lifeguard's muscles, dating, weather through winter, bikini attention, sandcastle incidents, and a few punchy lines about Wall Street.
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Plan Lets Vets Move In While Loans Await Approval
The State Veterans Affairs Department unveiled a new priority system for Cal-Vet farm and home loans to reduce a 17,000 backlog. Under the plan, veterans submit financials and property descriptions at once to quickly determine eligibility, permit interim financing, and allow moving in before final loan action. Joseph M. Farber announced the changes, hoping to trim the backlog from 2,100 monthly applications and speed approvals.
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Farm Land Values Rise Across Western States
Washington AP reports farm land values increased 6 percent in California and 5 percent in Nevada for the year ending March 31, with a national average gain of 3 percent.
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Demos Pound Away on Spy Plane Affair
Chicago AP reports Democratic leaders denounce the U2 spy flight handling by the Republican administration and Espionage disclosures ahead of the summit. Adlai Stevenson, a two time Democratic candidate, calls for unity and responsible opposition. Sen Thruston Morton partly backs critics on early announcements. Lyndon Johnson urges defense assessment without targeting GOP diplomacy.
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