Boiling Point Satire Warns Against Miracle Cures
Hal Boyle mocks fad medicines at the water cooler scene in New York. A fake hexylphlo julep promises to cure colds for eight dollars an ounce, with warnings of side effects. The column parodies home remedies from pickled herring to vodka mixtures, ending with a hospital scene and the joke that no cure was found.
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Kennedy Puts On Steam In Oregon Primary
In Portland Oregon Kennedy campaigns in heavy rain attracting large crowds. He argues a favorite son bid remains possible if he wins the Oregon primary, facing Morse and fellow senators Humphrey Johnson Symington. The race shapes the path to Los Angeles and the 35 percent rule for delegates. Nixon stands unopposed for 18 Republican delegates.
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Rites Held For Korean Students Memorial Service in Seoul
In Seoul Stadium seven thousand students gathered for a memorial service honoring forty four classmates who died in the April 18 uprising against ex president Syngman Rhee.
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Nixon Team Effort Seen To Carry New York
Vice President Richard Nixon said Republicans can win New York in November with a united party effort led by a Nixon Rockefeller ticket. Rockefeller avoided attending the Chicago convention and told reporters he will not seek second place, while Nixon praised NY crowds and noted the state as a key battleground with 43 electoral votes.
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Johnsons Campaign Aims to Launch with Citizens for Johnson HQ
Washington AP Johnson campaign readies the Citizens for Johnson headquarters as Texas senator plans a formal candidacy announcement likely after the Democratic primaries. Backers forecast over 500 first ballot votes with Southern delegates and hope to blunt Kennedy blitz. Symington may pivot to Johnson after a first ballot deadlock while Stevenson looms as a compromise option if needed. Johnson, 52, emphasizes experience to lead during international tensions.
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Judge backs teachers with discipline method
Long Beach California AP reports Municipal judge Charles T. Smith says teachers need a strap to keep order in public schools. He condemns parents who abandon discipline and cites a case where a parent, Ambrose Cosgrove, 51, was jailed five days for slapping teacher Helen Nies after claiming she had slapped his 10 year old son Terry.
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Kimball denies seeking post as DNC chair
Los Angeles AP Dan Kimball, former Secretary of the Navy, says he is not a candidate for Democratic National Committee chair to succeed Paul Ziffren. He praises Ziffren’s work but hints he might run if the party is torn by a squabble and harmony breaks down.
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Kidnap and Murder Trial Date Set for Carter
Elbert Carter, 23, linked to a 40 mile police chase from Stockton to Modesto, faces trial July 7 on charges of kidnapping and killing four officers. Judge M G Woodward set the date. Carter allegedly forced Officer George Woehrie into a patrol car, drove to Modesto, held a woman and child hostage, then surrendered. Woehrie’s body was found on a rural road.
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Vegetables Grow Far Inside Arctic Circle in Canada
Canada’s Agriculture Department reports vegetables can be grown far north in the Arctic Circle. Experimental gardens near the Arctic Ocean show rapid growth with long summer sun. Peas lettuce and berries have yielded in places like Inuvik Fort Simpson and Whitehorse, despite permafrost and limited rainfall.
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Writers To Vote on Pact In Hollywood and New York
Hollywood and New York writers vote tonight on a six year contract with Ziv United Artists. The pact includes a 10 percent minimum wage rise for the first 16 years, 5 percent for two years, then 3 percent. Current minimums are 1100 dollars for half hour shows and 2000 dollars for hour shows.
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Problems Solved On Polaris and Bomarc Tests
CAPE CANAVERAL Florida missile tests show Polaris inertial guided launch from an underground tube covering 1000 miles and Bomarc A intercept tests at Eglin AFB. Navy says all objectives met with potential shipboard inertia launch to be tried aboard USS Observation Island.
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West German rearmament curbs seen eased ahead of summit
Paris AP reports Allied officials plan to revise the 1953 Paris treaties to ease limits on West German weapon production. A NATO official said substantial revisions would be undertaken in weeks, likely approving Germany’s request to build warships, while keeping pledges against ABC nuclear, bacteriological, and chemical weapons. The report coincides with Polaris submarine plans and past Bomarc interceptions.
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Chuckles In The News GRAND MARAIS Mouse causes outage
North woods telephone service disrupted as a mouse froze in lines then nested in switching gear and a pole fall knocked out service. In other brief items Rex Peacock, 24, was acquitted of nude walking charges in Nevada. Leland A Grayson, 340 pounds and seven feet three inches, announces a bold campaign slogan in South Carolina.
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Fierce Storm Moves Away From Plains
A severe storm moved east across the Plains into the Great Lakes and Ohio Valley bringing tornadoes high winds and hail. Oklahoma Arkansas and southeastern Nebraska reported damage with a fatality in Tulsa where a wind toppled reel struck a man. McAlester saw heavy rain Fort Smith Arkansas had heavy precipitation Omaha experienced hail and winds.
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Twain Theory Reframes Famous Quote on Money and Evil
The saying rephrases Mark Twain to suggest that money absence underpins many wrongs. It frames financial need as a root cause behind broader social ills rather than a metaphysical vice. The proverb’s origin and attribution remain debated among scholars and collectors.
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