Governors in Public Dress Clash in Train Banquet
A humorous anecdote from a train where South Dakota and North Dakota governors search for a collar button before a banquet. The South Dakota governor, frustrated, bangs his head and muses that governors and waiters must wear full dress nightly.
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Pearls Shape Self Assembling Compass in New Rochelle
New Rochelle councilman Harry A. Archibald found four large pearls in oysters and reports they align north-south on a glass table, shift to east-west, form a square, and act like a magnetic needle. He believes iron particles in the shells mark a magnetic compass built from the pearls.
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Harry A. Archibald
New Rochelle
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Archibald
Origin of the saying nine tailors make a man
An old adage story explains the phrase nine tailors make a man. Nine tailors subscribe small sums to aid a beggar who then thanks them, saying their kindness has made a man of him.
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King of All Smelts Catches Giant 15-Inch Fish
A Massachusetts record smelt, 15 inches long and eight ounces net, was landed at East Orleans and brought to Boston. Harold Eldridge of East Orleans reeled in this king of smelts on a pole line, surpassing a Boston harbor record held for over a decade.
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East Orleans
Boston
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Word for Pilgrim Fathers Celebration and Legacy
The article honors the Pilgrim Fathers and Massachusetts Bay settlers noting their virtues and flaws. It argues their courage and fortitude helped settle the land and form a democratic framework, with descendants sustaining that legacy across the continent.
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New England
Hail to the new British consul at this port
Very rare type of Irish as Alexander Carnegie Ross arrives as consul general. Acting Consul-General Wellesley Moore remains patient at the Adler sanatorium recovering from nervous prostration. A Buenos Aires successor is on the way, with climate deemed unsuitable to affect him.
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Tough cooking remark from New York schools director
Mrs. Mary E. Williams, director of domestic science in New York public schools, criticizes poor cooking. She recalls a Christmas dinner in a bleak New England village likened to an Edith Wharton Starkfield setting, describing the turkey as vulcanized rubber.
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Value of New Ideas Gelded by Street Pitch
A red nosed man claims two bits will buy a good dinner and asks for a dime for a drink to whet his appetite. He plans to work up a bigger appetite to get more money, exploiting a new stall joke. The narrator notes borrowing a car and fare home.
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Balfour as Art Enthusiast and Music Advocate
The article profiles Sir Arthur Balfour as a devoted patron of music and the arts. He favors Bach and Handel over modernist currents, supported Athaliah in Edinburgh and Belshazzar’s Feast financially, owns Handel manuscripts, hosted Handel Society rehearsals at 4 Carlton Gardens, and is a Bayreuth Wagner worshiper and early Richer Concert subscriber.
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Cutting of the Khalig Egyptian river ceremony described
The Cutting of the Khalig marks the opening of Khalig canal dams in August when the Nile floods for cultivation. A procession of decorated boats sails the river with a warship replica boat, musicians, and firing miniature guns, replacing ancient virgin sacrifices with a dummy offering per Wide World Magazine.
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Libel revived joke about Chicago girl with big feet
Rex Ellingwood Beach, Chicago writer, jokes at the Chicago Athletic Club about cities of America. A journalist quips about Chicago girls’ feet, but Beach says the libel is dead and recalls a lawyer’s line about a Chicago typist with large feet.
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Chicago
Chicago Athletic Club
America
Philadelphia
Los Angeles
New York
Mr. Beach
Teach Children Thank You Letters for Gifts
A column urges mothers to teach children to write thank you notes for gifts. The author recalls growing up writing timely acknowledgments by Christmas, contrasting with friends who take weeks to thank givers and neglect to teach politeness.
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Husekeeping Magazine
Weird voyage experience aboard Paro steaming to Fremantle
The Australian steamer Paro reported odd phenomena during a Singapore to Fremantle voyage. Off Mount Semru smoke appeared from the summit indicating activity long dormant, followed by dense dust and darkness in the Madura Strait. The sea turned powdery, sea birds gathered, and the sea bee glowed phosphorescent until after eleven hours of steaming.
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Singapore
Fremantle
Puritans Punished Sunday Offenders in New England
The article cites Mrs. Earle's Sabbath in Puritan New England noting fines for smiling on the Lord's day. It mentions Jonathan and Susanna Smith fined five shillings and costs for smiling during service and, in 1670, lovers John Lewis and Sarah Chapman tried for sitting together on Sunday under an apple tree.
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New England
Britain
Ivy harmless to stone walls according to German experts
The Ivy harmless. German architects builders foresters and master gardeners testified that ivy does not dampen walls and may protect them by absorbing moisture and shielding against weather. They also found no evidence that ivy roots affect stone foundations.
Untimely Diagnosis Sparks Dark Comedy in Rail Scene
A quirky, darkly humorous anecdote unfolds as a doctor misreads a woman’s injury. The tale describes a series of wild, improbable causes from a ferocious animal to an earthquake before revealing she merely sought a matching remnant.
Butcher Chosen As Referee For Game
In a humorous exchange, the idea of appointing a butcher as referee is floated because he “knows all about steaks.” The joke plays on the butcher’s expertise and the wordplay around steak and stakes.
Telegraph Companies Put On Tick, Cash Business Questioned
A principle debate centers on whether telegraph firms should avoid cash sales while continuing to offer credit. Advocates argue consumer access. opponents warn of financial risk and profit margins.
Free statement stuns Courier Journal readers
A dramatic line from the Courier Journal notes that actress Gladys Piffleton is now free. The quote questions whether she faced murder charges or a divorce suit, reflecting sensational gossip coverage of a celebrity dispute.
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Newspaper Subscription Offer Listing Multiple Papers
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