Oyster mishap in front of restaurant rocks steps
An oysterman recalls two boys smashing oysters on stone steps in front of a restaurant to eat them. With no knife or stone, they hurled the shells to crack them, leaving wet splatters and danger of injury as bystanders watched.
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New York
All Who Would Enjoy Good Health
Advice centers on right living and timely use of remedies with emphasis on a simple, wholesome laxative. The California Fig Syrup Co. promotes Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna as the only genuine product for sale by leading druggists.
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California Fig Syrup Co
Feckless Tidbits on Humor and Society from Old Writings
A collage of quotes from classic publications discusses candidacy, public trust, and satire. It mentions Hamling Wizard Oil as a long standing remedy, notes a new star discovery by a professor, and compares hotel and prison cells from a social psychology lens, ending with a reflection on valuables and civilization.
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Success Magazine
Live Hippo Hunting Tactics Detailed by Pioneering Dealer
The article explains how Carl Hag erbook and Sudanese water hunters capture hippos alive. It describes harpoon methods, pit traps, and the behavior of hippo mothers as hunters use stealth to secure quarry without fatal wounds.
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Carl Hagerbook
Hawaii
Sudan
Wide World
Europe
Entirely Well of Eczema-Tetterine Did the Work
Testimonial claims eczema on chest for seven years cleared by Tetterine after trying less than three boxes. The ad promotes Tetterine 50c and Tetterine Soap 25c from The Shopprine Company Savannah Ga with claims it cures eczema and related skin ailments. Ink for stamps noted as aniline dye with glycerine.
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Clem Kinard
Ruffin
Shoptrine Co
Savannah
Hancock Sulphur Compound cures skin itch and more
An advertisement touts Hancock's Sulphur Compound as instant relief for eczema and skin troubles. It claims soothing healing and cure, notes druggists sell it and invites readers to request a booklet from Hancock Liquid Sulphur Co. The piece also includes testimonials and mentions Marine Eye Remedy and British colonial fishing notes.
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Hancock
Hancock Liquid Sulphur Co
Baltimore
H. C. Berry
Cure for intolerable itch with Cuticura products
A Chicago man describes severe hand eruptions with intense itching that kept him awake and damaged his work. After trying multiple doctors and ointments he used Cuticura Soap, Ointment, and Pills, which stopped the itching in days and cleared the eruption in about three weeks.
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H. A. Krutskoff
Wabash Ave
Chicago
Potter Drug & Chem, Corp
Cuticura Remedies
Boston
Mass
Humorous Bohemian Tale About Dressmaker Marriage
A quip from Moeggendorfer Blactter recalls a would be marriage to a countess who spent lavishly on her dressmaker. The suitor abandoned the countess and wed the dressmaker instead, delivering a witty commentary on vanity and romance.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Ad
An Adrian Georgia reader praised Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound as a cure for female ailments including displacements inflammation and backache. The ad promotes avoiding surgery and urges women to write Mrs Pinkham in Lynn Massachusetts for confidential free advice.
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Adrian
Lydia J. Pinkhath
Lena V. Henry
Lydia E. Pinkham
High Time for a Better Phrase say Divorcing Adjectives
A brief quip from the Well-Read Man notes the overuse of paired adjectives like drawn and haggard. He jokes about wishing to divorce those two adjectives, highlighting tired phrasing rather than a real event.
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New York Times
What the Professor Wanted at the Barbershop
A professor visits a barbershop and, in a surreal sequence, orders shampoo, shave, and massage while misunderstanding the barber’s routine as a philosophical phenomenon. He leaves with a check for services and declares the experience queer. The Louisville Post suggests soap and water could help in other ways to counter the Black Hand.
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Puck
The
Louisville Post
Various Advertisements and Notices from 1909
A collage of 1909 ads and notes including patent medicines such as Mrs Winslow’s Soothing Syrup and Dr Biggors Huckleberry Cornical. Excerpted quotes on character strength and social satire contrast with rail excursion deals by the Atlanta Birmingham and Atlantic Railroad for multiple 1909 events.
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Warlick Sheet Metal Manufacturing Co
Alabama St
Atlanta
United Confederate Veterans
Memphis
Tenn
Atipote
Birmingham & Atlantic
Gore
Jon
Serres el
Micelesippi
Emall
Chas
Patton
Biggors
Atlanta, Birmingham & Atlantic Railroad
American Association of Opticians
Georgia Educational Association
Cumberland Island
Nobles of the Mystic Shrine
Louisville
Convention Oil Mill Superintendents’ Association
New Orleans
National Association
Asheville
N. C
National Baptist Convention
Portland
Ore
Independent Order of Odd Fellows
Seattle
Wash
W. H. Leary
Kansas City Teacher Probes President Salary Told
A Kansas City Kane teacher asked a third grade class about the President’s salary. A girl answered that the President earns 50,000 dollars a year plus a parsonage.
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Kansas City
Kane
Wonderful Result Ridding Years Long Kidney Trouble
Theodore Ott of Elkton Maryland reports a six year battle with back pain sediment in urine and gravel attacks. After using Dean’s Kidney Pills he regained strength and weight and says the trouble is completely gone at age 79. Sold by all dealers 50 cents a box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY.
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Theodore Ott
Elkton
Dean
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
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