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The living text presents a humorous exchange between a gent's outfitter and a lunchroom owner over misaligned signs. The haberdasher explains his rational for signs advertising surplus items to rid stock. A second brief note suggests flattery appeals to those seeking relief from constant criticism.
Feared Effect on Parrot Bitten Husband Ruckus
A Missouri congressman relays a tale of a husband seeking antiseptic salve after his parrot bites him. The wife recalls advice from a bird dealer about not letting the parrot taste meat, underscoring family chaos and comic danger.
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William W. Rucker
Missouri
Brown
Mother
Minnie
Jimmy
Wifey
James
Cure for Pimples and Boils Promises Quick Relief
James F. Murtaugh of Philadelphia reports four years of pimples and neck boils vanish in thirty one days after using Cuticura Soap and Ointment. He notes his sister’s scalp itch stopped and hair stopped falling out after three days. Advertisement for Cuticura products with free skin book offer.
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Moore St
Philadelphia
James F. Murtaugh
Cuticura
Dept. L
Boston
Willing to Make Himself Useful
In a lighthearted vignette J Fuller Gloom is asked to rock a baby left by a neighbor. The exchange highlights the neighborhood's breezy, comic tone as the woman departs and the man mulls the task. The scene plays on names and a playful misfire about rocks.
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Gloom
Golf ball in hedge reveals surprise nest cache
A golfer on the St Neots links in Huntingdonshire searched for a mislaid ball and, out of curiosity, found a bird's nest containing not only his ball but three additional ones as well.
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St. Neots
Huntingdonshire
England
New Modern Dancing Expert Recommends ALLEN'S Foot-Base
A New York City dancing expert praises ALLEN'S Foot-Base antiseptic powder for daily use. He dances eight to ten hours a day, says it keeps feet cool, reduces friction, and prevents corns and soreness. The instructor, Fletcher Hallamorh, notes his pupils also benefit.
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New York City
Allen
Fletcher Hallamorh
RampleFuse
S.olmsted
Lohoy,n.y
Crowd cheers brighten zoo animals on Sunday visit
The zoo keeper notes that a large Sunday crowd lifts animal spirits. He explains the visitors’ presence seems to cheer the animals as people come to view the exhibits.
Murino Eye Remedy Offered By Chicago Company
Advertisement for Murino Eye Homedy Co urging readers to try Murino Eye Remedy for eye discomfort. Claims promise relief for hed weak watery eyes and grinniand kyotids with a free Book of the Eye offer.
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Murino Eye Homedy Co
Chicago
New York Factory Employment Figures
New York state records 1 236 150 persons employed in factories with 682 796 working in New York City.
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New York State
New York City
Fame and Fate of Independence Hall in Philadelphia
The article recalls Independence Hall begun 1729 and finished 1734, its cost and later expansions, banquets and battles, and its role as prison hospital and the setting for Washingtons farewell. It notes the 1752 Liberty Bell incident, the bell’s recasting, and the 1776 push for independence with Jefferson drafting the Declaration and the signing on July 4 1776.
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Philadelphia
State House
Independence Hall
America
John Gilpin
William Allen
Denny
Lord Loudon
Congress
Hamlet
Germantown
Brandywine
Washington
Lafayette
John Adams
Abraham Lincoln
New World
London
Isaac Norris
Gates
England
Richard Henry Lee
United Colonies
Great Britain
Massachusetts
Benjamin Franklin
Thomas Jefferson
Roger Sherman
Robert R. Livingston
Market Street
Penn National
State Department
Jefferson
New York
United States
Fourth of July Siege on a Stump
A boy recalls a childhood mishap on Fourth of July when a stump in the yard served as a throne and pulpit. His cousin Bob set crackers around it and ignited a blaze, leaving the narrator badly burned and bedridden for a long time. Now older, he jokes about being bigger and warns that Bob may siege the stump again.
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Canada
J. Keys
Denmark
Manitoba
Saskatchewan
Alperta
Ottawa
Bob
Siega
Independence Day Favors Display Of The Red White And Blue
Warm weather does not hinder a maid hosting a end of season festival and the coming Independence Day holiday offers many decoration novelties and ideas for entertaining a group of friends.
Fourth of July Luncheon Table Decor Ideas in Red White Blue
A newspaper piece describes easy Fourth of July decorations using red white and blue paper crafts. It notes patriotic candy shapes like Roman candles and firecrackers, crape paper boxes, paper forts, Liberty bell motifs, and flag napkins to create a festive table setting.
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Uncle Sam
Old Glory
Beggar Seeks Aid From Fraternal Orders and Churches
A passerby meets a beggar who pleads for help from Mason, Odd Fellow, Moose, Eagle, Owl, Forester and from Methodist, Baptist, Catholic, Episcopal or Presbyterian groups. The plea ends with a call for fellowship and assistance for a distressed socialist.
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Mason
Be-called Alkali Ike Said to Have Talked Himself to Death
A fragment recalls a Colorado college friend who allegedly talked himself to death after being asked about a fellow alumnus. The exchange suggests a fatal speech-related claim without specifics.
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Colorado
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