McGovern Emerges as Minnesota Football Phenomenon
The Minnesota quarterback Johnny McGovern is described as a brilliant field general and fast runner with sharp judgment and strong punt returns. Nebraska and Chicago losses are attributed to his play, but he broke his collar bone against Chicago and will miss the remainder of the season.
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Billings Returns to Turf with Uhlan Purchase
Billings & G. Billings buy Uhlan for 35000 dollars signaling a comeback to matinee racing. The five year old has lost only once to Hamburg Belle, and Billings plans to start Berta Mac 2 08 with expectations of riding under saddle for a record.
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Lou Dillon
Major Delmar
Mr. Billings
Europe
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California
Ewry Bounces Back From Back Strain In Training
Ewry, noted as the world champion in standing jumps, suffers a back strain at London Olympiad. After a year’s rest, he resumes conditioning in August and, though lacking endurance at first, regains his spring. He aims to exceed rivals next year and nears his world record with eleven feet in the indoor standing broad jump.
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Hay Ewry
Hurlingham Committee Delays British Polo Tour to America
The Hurlingham polo committee debated sending a team to the United States next season to reclaim the Meadow Brook Cup from Long Island’s Meadow Brook team. The group decided against immediate action, citing pony shortages as the main obstacle. planners expect revival in 1910 for a 1911 Atlantic tour.
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New York
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Atlantic
Murphy Tops Grand Circuit Money Winners of 1908
Tommy Murphy leads all money winners with a $59,375 haul in the 1908 grand circuit season. Alonzo McDonald is second with $36,375 and Ed Geers is third with $32,883 as the season closes at the Lexington Kentucky meeting amid many brilliant performances.
Yost May Retire From Michigan Football Postseason
Michigan coach Fielding H. Yost signals possible retirement if the team fails to perform this season. He cites university rules hampering top football material and notes his contract ends after the Minnesota game.
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Fielding H. Yost
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Minnesota
Global travelers in Denver Post about varied native dress
The Denver Post describes a cosmopolitan scene where Malays, East Indians, Cingalese, Chinese, Japanese, and others wear native costumes. Most workers wrap cheesecloth around their loins, while Hindoo, Parsee, Cingalese, and English travelers display distinct attire reflecting home cultures.
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Penang
Denver Post
Boots Shine Call Shows Sunday Prospect on a Saturday
The piece describes bootblacks with shoeboxes over their shoulders on a curb soliciting passersby. One boy’s cry simply states Shine your boots here while the other proclaims Get your Sunday shine. The second boy’s line implies tomorrow is Sunday and a pleasant day ahead, hinting at extra business.
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Lorin F. Deland
Atlantic
Half Shirt on My Back Sermon Sparks Gift
A young minister in a witty sermon complains of having only half a shirt while parishioners wear gew gawws. An elderly donor leaves him several new shirts the next day after hearing the tale. He thanks her but jokes that the other half was in front, referencing his sermon.
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London
How to Prove Denis In London Store Deal
A London shop assistant explains a method to confirm a transaction by carbon copying her bill. After the customer pays with a half sovereign, the cashier presses the coin onto the carbon page to imprint its impression on the duplicate. She says this helps prove receipt of coins and to avoid mistakes when books are shown to customers.
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Manchester Guardian
Out of Line at Fort Leavenworth Target Range
An enlisted man at Fort Leavenworth fails his first 21 target drills as an officer pokes fun. The recruit explains the target not being in a straight line from his position, blaming the setup rather than his aim.
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Modern Buildings and the Durability of Ancient Construction
The speaker argues that few modern structures will last 500 years, as contemporary builders fail to replicate ancient methods. They claim Greek and Egyptian monuments remain well preserved while modern bricks and stones form temporary structures destined for ruin.
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Greece
Egypt
Packing a Trunk Paradox in a Humorous Exchange
A Cleveland Leader cartoonish dialogue contrasts paradoxical writing with practical humor. A reporter asks about impossible expressions while an editor cites bag pipe music as an example. The gag centers on packing a trunk with indispensable items and choosing what can be left behind.
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Bees that have honey in their mouths have stings in their tails
A Scottish proverb notes that generosity or sweetness can mask danger, warning that those who seem benign may still retaliate. It emphasizes caution in dealing with sweet talking individuals who may later inflict harm.
Obvious food talk contrasts roasts and salads
A Cleveland Plain Dealer item quotes a humorous exchange about diet. One man touts roast beef and potatoes as his meal while another prefers salad and ice cream, highlighting differing eating habits and digestion comments.
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Cleveland Plain Dealer
A Little Verse for You Says Cleveland Leader
A short verse from the Cleveland Leader remarks on the difficulty of fitting a vast subject into a single small song. The piece playfully notes how a concise poem cannot capture a lifetime of topics or a volume’s breadth.
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Cleveland Leader
Diggers All The Country Chap Makes A Pass
The country man digs from earth and garden sass while the city man, via hook or crook, digs it from his pocketbook in a playful Boston Globe style verse.
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Boston Globe
Conversation on success and life from the St. Louis Post-Dispatch
A fragment quotes Molly asking about a businessman's life and Coddie questioning why one should be as concerted as others, reflecting a stage dialogue tone from the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
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Coddie
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
When Wars End Aims For Nobler Human Needs
Poetic meditation from the Chicago Tribune envisions a future without war where humanity seeks nobler aims than bloodshed. The speaker imagines a world where conflict ends and people ask about outcomes of peace rather than scores of battles.
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Chicago Tribune
Modest Start Prompts Local Business to Advertise
A Washington Herald quote encourages a new business to advertise its offerings, noting the value of bold promotion to grow the modest startup. The exchange underscores practical advice for entrepreneurs starting small.
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Washington Herald
Rhubarb Pie and Mint Glory Brighten Life
A Baltimore Sun poem extols the Joys of Living with rhubarb pie rhubarb sauce and strawberry shortcake. It celebrates green lettuce fresh spinach mint and bright lights fueling radiant hearts with cheerful vigor.
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Fashion column notes peach basket hats on the way out
The Washington Star quotes a fashion expert predicting peach basket hats will fade soon while noting the busket basket hat is already emerging. The piece contrasts this trend with a humorous line about telling stories at lunch triggering further questions.
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Hamfat Plays Hobos in Theater Roles
A Baltimore American remark notes Hamfat’s habit of taking hobbo parts and calls him a bum actor.
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Baltimore American
Were I Only an African Critter I Might Be Found
The sea serpent laments his obscurity in a Minneapolis Journal style quip about being an African creature to gain discovery. The playful line blends mock peril with a world of imagined identity and fame.
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Minneapolis Journal
Quote exchange sparks doubt on first kiss memory
A playful exchange from the Boston Globe features a skeptical line about a first kiss. The speaker questions whether prior suitors were brutes or merely boys, framing a lighthearted memory.
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Boston Globe
Her Busy Day in Lippincotta Magazine
A playful verse notes a hen named Higgiéty-piggiety laying eggs at various times including ten past ten and eight thirty, with the bird resting before resuming laying in a lighthearted, rhythmic magazine item.
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Lippincotta Magazine
Be careful what you say to papa
A short humor note from the Atlanta Constitution hints at a family scene where a child warns about a stern father and jokes about salve for his ire, illustrating light domestic humor.
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Atlanta Constitution
The Psychological Moment and Public Attitudes Cited
A brief column notes the idea of timing in love and social judgment. It contrasts personal affection with financial perception, citing Catholic Standard and Times and Kansas City Times to illustrate changing standards of esteem and value.
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Apologies to the Purple Cow and the Umpire
A playful verse laments the umpire in baseball politics and rivalries. It blends a purple cow reference with lines about repayment promises and a judge's quip, hinting at pride, debt, and patience in sportsmanship.
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Boston Globe
Errant Chauffeur Steals Joy Ride Ends In Lamp Post Grief
A cheeky thief in Philadelphia takes a joy ride but crashes into a lamppost. The incident highlights a rash stunt and its consequences as described in a clipped newspaper-style fragment.
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Philadelphia
Swamp-Root Kidney Remedy Advertisement Notice
An advertisement touts Swamp-Root as the top kidney remedy for preventing sudden deaths from kidney disease. It claims Swamp-Root corrects urinary troubles, reduces frequent urination, and helps relieve back and head pain. Dr. Kilmer & Co. offer samples and a free book by mail from Binghamton New York.
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Fashioned through time the rag grows many hair types
The Loulaville Courier-Journal notes a fashion trend where outfits and adornments evolve, mentioning growing varieties and lengths of hair accessories while hinting at changing costs and styles across years.
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Scribbles Drawn In Den Prompt Novel Proofs
A playful quip from the Minneapolis Journal contrasts a writer inviting a critic to his den to inspect manuscript proofs with the critic’s quick retort that proofs aren’t needed, relying on trust in the author.
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Minneapolis Journal
Housecleaning Days in New York Telegram Line
A married man seeks rest at home but is turned out of every room as his wife wields the kitchen broom, described as a dandy at domestic work in the New York Telegram.
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New York Telegram
Obituary Pity Toward Renowned Ball Player Umpire
Dialogue from the Boston Herald depicts Mrs Todd lamenting a famous ball player's return in a wreck while Mr Todd notes he was not a player but an umpire.
The Two Pipers Poem Recounts Lodging Struggles
A Detroit Tribune verse sketches a long haired bard son who labors alongside his plumber father. Despite early verse efforts in print, the son earns little as the father’s pipe laying income outstrips his poetic pursuits.
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Detroit Tribune
Senator Sorghum Avoids Enemies With Quiet Speeches
In a Washington Star quote, Senator Sorghum says he avoids enemies by not listening to or reading speeches, acknowledging the practice as a personal strategy.
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Senator Sorghum
Washington Star
Said the Horse and the Motor Car
A Kansas City Times piece notes a horse listening sadly to a honking motor car and remarks the animal seems Windbroken windbroken badly in a playful rural scene reflect.
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Kansas City Times
Fashion's Slave in Sunset Gloom
A brief quip from the Cleveland Plain Dealer describes Jane worn and fatigued from a sleepless night spent preserving her hair, illustrating fashion’s demand on women’s routines and appearance.
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Cleveland Plain Dealer
To the First Robin Welcome Songster of Spring
A short poem note from the Chicago Post welcomes the first robin of the season. It playfully urges the bird to keep its flannels on while signaling spring's arrival in a light, humorous tone.
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Chicago Post
The Jungle Folk In Africa Dialogue Sparks Laughs
An anecdote from R H Milligan describes a pupil in Africa who declines to become a white man, saying Africans believe they are better looking. The exchange highlights views on language and color, ending with the pupil noting he might not recognize a pink and white man in his own country.
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R. H. Milligan
Mr. Milligan
Edison Prank Sparks Laughter in Office Switchboard Gag
Edison played a long running joke on a lazy operator at his former workplace. He crept to the switchboard at night and connected the telegraph key to a waiting news sheet. The operator spent two hours receiving a torrent of Associated Press copy before Edison revealed the ruse with a nose poke using the newspaper.
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Letter to Sven Hedin From Alfred Nopel In Honor Lunch
A lunch honoring Sven Hedin included a letter from Alfred Nopel, written while Hedin was a student, showing his eagerness to explore unknown Asia. He sought government funds but waited long, prompting a reply to Nobel. Nobel dismissed exploration trips as archaic and offered financial help as a test of his own views.
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Made Matters Worse About Lambs Dramatic Credits
A reader mix ups Charles Lamb with his sister Mary and Shakespeare. A college audience recalls Lamb as a dramatist, misattributing collaboration with Shakespeare to Tales From Shakespeare. The exchange ends with a correction and a laugh at the slip of the tongue.
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Charles Lamb
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Bull Attacks Men On Inquest Visit Goring Farmer
In Champaign Illinois on July 27 John Selforg working at the McClellan farm near Foosland was gored to death by a young bull. The coroner's jury entering the pasture for an inquest were charged by the same animal and several narrowly escaped injury.
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Fatal collision near Dearborn claims Clayton man
Detroit July 27 John Hausz aged forty five of Clayton Michigan was killed instantly when a Detroit United Railway freight car struck the automobile he rode in two miles west of Dearborn.
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Crooked Beaker Sentenced in Bank Looting Case
George Allen Beaty, who robbed the First National Bank of Monrovia of 27700 last December and was captured in Dayton, Ohio, has been sentenced to eight years in Nelson penitentiary.
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Tanis Provides Free Hot Water To Poor Residents
The Tanis municipality offers free hot water to aid the city’s poor. Parisian cuisine note mentions grilled grasshoppers on buttered toast as a top delicacy. Paris courts rule a father may not oppose his daughter’s fiancé locally based on acquaintance.
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