The Annual Least Worst and Dismal Awards Ceremony
New York style spoof awards poke fun at sports figures and public figures with a parade of absurd honors. Notable jabs target Henry Kissinger, Wilt Chamberlain, Mark Spitz, and others, mixing humor about sports, politics, and media with fictional ballots and mock accolades.
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le Roger
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Wall Street optimism crosses year start amid demand for profits
Wall Street observers and forecasters enter January upbeat as analysts cite expected U S corporate profits growth of two to eighteen percent and a stronger economy. Foreign and institutional buyers, including pension funds and insurers, are seen underpinning stock prices while mutual funds face investment drain in a volatile year.
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Wallace to have additional surgery
Governor George Wallace will undergo a sixth operation related to wounds from the assassination attempt, with no date set. Dr. N H W Hutchinson said the procedure could affect bladder function due to an enlarged prostate, a common issue in older men, and not deemed mandatory.
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All Mowers Seeds Role Highlighted in Columbus Item
A brief note from Columbus Nebraska dated Wednesday January 3 1973 outlines the function of All Mowers as producers of seeds. The short item emphasizes their seed production role within the business.
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Omaha Police Probe Into Raiding Tussle at Cornhusker Club
Omaha Police Chief Richard Andersen says an internal inquiry is underway after a scuffle erupted during a raid at the Cornhusker Calf Club. Patrolman Charles Benak was cut above the eye after being struck with a flashlight by Officer Sal Parker, who says the blow was unintended. The clash began when Benak assisted in a struggle that escalated as Parker swung the flashlight amid a 20 minute encounter.
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