Maiden Laments Weeks Amid Men Nearby
A faded thirty year old maid laments lack of romance and jokes about weeks while men mingle nearby, revealing social expectations and longing in a quiet, reflective scene.
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Newspaper
Clifton Record
Location
Clifton, Texas, United States of America
Date
Apr 01, 1921
Page
8
A faded thirty year old maid laments lack of romance and jokes about weeks while men mingle nearby, revealing social expectations and longing in a quiet, reflective scene.
The shop argues that customers value them only after breakdowns and highlights acetylene welding as superior. They claim parts from factories take weeks and are costly, while their in‑home foundry work saves time and money, restoring things to “as good as new.” They close with a confident, saleslike promise.
An extended reflection warns against acting on first impressions. The speaker recalls vows broken, misjudgments with friends and rivals, and the personal losses from rushed decisions. The piece blends humor and moral urging to pause, reflect, and avoid snap judgments in life.
The Clifton National Bank in Clifton Texas is authorized to commence banking business by the Comptroller of the Currency John Skelton Williams after satisfactory evidence of compliance with federal banking statutes. The decision is dated February 11 1921 and bears the Comptroller’s seal.
A quip notes that wit and praise can charm any woman, suggesting humor as a universal tool of social interaction and flattery as a timeless social ritual. The line plays on sharpness as wit and the enduring appeal of compliments.
Digest of varied notes from across the country. Topics include coffee as fuel in Brazil, Governor Nef’s political moves, Juarez police ordering shaved heads for pickpockets, a Dallas Holstein cow named Cornucopia Legis Queen yielding 602.5 pounds milk in seven days, secretary George B. Christian succeeding at Harding’s desk, a Utah mining camp death from electric shock, a Pennsylvania coal pipe transport idea, Texas and Louisiana oil output in 2020 totaling 114,143,140 barrels, a Florida sea monster fragment towed for study, and India’s burning tree hairs causing lasting pain.
In Breckenridge Texas a man captured a twenty quart nitroglycerin torpedo blown from its casing by gas, kept it safe for fifty people and 200 quarts on a wagon to reach safety, then replaced it in the hole and escaped.
During testimony before the Senate Naval Committee high naval officers disclosed that a 1600 pound TNT laden bomb exploded recently aboard the battleship Indiana without damaging the hull below the protective deck. They said the blast would not have sunk the ship and caused no waterline damage, noting her hull was not as strong as modern super dreadnoughts.
The infant of Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Blankenship was laid to rest in Turnersville cemetery on Wednesday afternoon. Several local residents, including Mrs. A. H. McCoy, Mrs. B. BE. Hobin, Lizzie Taylor, and Flossie Hobin, were noted with various visits and trips to nearby towns such as Cisco and Waco.
A commercial traveler jokes about Leavenworth Kansas being a dry town. In the smoking car the men ask if liquor can be sold there. The traveler quips that liquor is allowed only if bitten by a snake, noting the town’s odd barrier as they wait in line during a disrupted evening.
This season we offer auto painting and overhauling services. We specialize in tractor overhaul and repair with a satisfaction guarantee. Visit us in the Clifton Rubber Company Building. Jim Palmer, Clifton.
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