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Newspaper
Clare Sentinel
Location
Clare, Michigan, United States of America
Date
Jul 13, 1934
Page
11
A compact listing shows multiple train times to various directions including West at 7:52 A M and East at 1:52 P M. Local notices mention K of P Lodge meetings Mondays and Lythian Sisters gatherings. Social items list dinners, visits, and a Fourth of July Sunday school picnic at Stevenson Lake with swimming and softball.
Church of God schedules Mary E House leading Sunday School at 40:30 and preaching at 12:30 am and 8:00 pm plus Young People's meeting at 7:30 pm and Wednesday cottage prayer at 8:88. Latter Day Saints Br B McGuire hosts Sunday School 10:30 am and prayer 11:30 am with Women’s Department every other Thursday at 2:00 pm. Christian Legion greeting details to be announced. Everyone welcome.
Pastor Rev John Lockyer will lead worship at 11 45 and church school at 10 45. Farold Lockwood visited Olivet as HWLMBC representative last week. Evart callers included Mr and Mrs John Graham and son Weryl. Grand Rapids visitors were Mr and Mrs James Sherman and family. C G M officers met with President Madge Lamb. The association meets with Farwell chapter on August 3. Mt Pleasant’s F A Fuller and Detroit daughter Marjory were guests of Mr and Mrs A Powell on the 4th. Eastern Stars meet in Masonic hall on Friday the 18th. Members urged to attend. Claud Getchell family from Sparta visiting Joe Sandersons. Florantine Town visiting Marion. Spencer of Detroit called at Lyman Frisby’s.
A long list of visitors and residents recounts summer stays and weekend visits. Miss Ruth Johnson of Flint, Mr and Mrs Detrich Masten from Lansing, Palmer Dolph of Muskegon, and many others are noted visiting relatives at Lake George, Bearlake, and nearby towns. teetotal social events include bridge, dinners, and outings with multiple clusters of extended families.
Havana's Ca Fuerza, the oldest brickwork in America, bears scars from numerous bombardments. Legend says De Soto's wife watched for his return from atop the fort and died during a long vigil. The Columbus cathedral is said to have housed the navigator's remains.
A playful sketch titled Witty Kitty explores social missteps and the humor found in everyday encounters. The piece uses a light tone to observe how people react to common situations and misread signals in public life.
A doctor tests a boy’s sanity with a riddle about a house seen with a doctor a preacher and an undertaker arriving. The boy’s answer implies a still, and the doctor declares the boy sane, in American Humor style.
The manager of a touring theatrical company wired the theater owner asking to hold rehearsal next Monday at three with the stage crew. Four hours later the reply came, All right. He'll be there.
A young man declares lifelong love to a skeptical woman, claiming she is the first he has truly wanted. She responds with cool disbelief saying her hat and sarcasm outshine his sentimental lines. He, slightly surprised, admits she is the first girl who ever doubted his feelings.
A speaker notes ten years of self denial totaling $1,564.82 from avoiding tobacco and luxuries. The quip ends with the punchline that the bank failed, making the saved money moot. The exchange blends humor with a cautionary financial tale.
A humor line plays on a racing theme with a punchline about an extra tire referenced in the exchange. The setup presents a quip likely from a comic or sports caption reflecting playful sports culture.
In a light exchange Senator Sorghum questions the safety of a band wagon as a friend asks about Yiho and a fifteen minute break in a radio musical program. The banter also notes Henpeck’s apparent vitality amid family jars.
A Christian Advocate note recalls a burglary where Mrs Newly-Rich tells an acquaintance about the night’s events while they were dining. The tale includes a dramatic claim that they heard nothing during the intrusion.
A customer accuses a merchant of failing to send a bill while the merchant replies that he never asks for money. The customer presses the issue and the merchant responds that nonpayment proves the customer is not a gentleman, prompting further demands.
A playful, surreal exchange describes a diplodocus as an extinct creature with slow thinking, while a narrator compares it to ancestors of a diplomat, blending whimsy and antiquity in a museum scene. The lines hint at humor about prehistoric personas and modern diplomacy.
Neighbor reports his son cannot join the game as punishment for breaking a window yesterday. Father has suspended him for the rest of the season, citing discipline as the reason.
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