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Citizen-Times (Newspaper) - July 30, 1964, Cedar Rapids, IowaJuly 30, 1964 the inside overheard this sad Story in a bar the other Day seems that a local gent plighted his troth recently to a fast moving first Avenue Brunette. She said yes and he. Went around whiffing Orange blossoms for a Short while. The Happy fool announced to his intended that he had to go to Illinois Friday Nite and returned to find that in his absence she had shared her apartment and dubious charms with someone else the night he was gone. His read rapids Al most had its first axe he said but when i thought it Over she just was t Worth going to the Gallows for. Besides i might have missed with the axe and let her get the next punch in. And. A Purs e full of quarters can be a mighty dangerous now that s what i Call a Philo so Perl column citizen Damn but it s never fun to be fooled even about a Little thing like a Corpse. It would seem that the adjective factories of the West exhausted the catalogue of superlatives and stoop now to deception to increase Popcorn sales. Maybe All of us headless corpses ought to get together and stage a sit in or bite a police dog or something. Times the rubber stamp Turkey to Yarm indicating that. I was not a Beach bum but had told me that it has been going on for Soma time. Just where All the quarters go he could t. A a but it seemed to me a poor Way to run a roller rink. Also curse not a top less bathing suit in an acre of attractive swim mers and sunners. Pate 6 speaking of first Avenue Rumor has .5 it there is a one girl opera Tion located Convent Ely near a first Avenue watering spot where l amour is being dispensed for cold Cash or if you re a fast talker for a drink. Seems the poor girl has a Rotten head for business. If you watched As i did the russian Ameri can track meet last week on Abc you were moved by the amazing and Hope Ful spectacle of the clo sing ceremonies. The sight of american and russian athletes walk ing Arm and Arm around the track with the flags of each nation unfurled before them made me wonder if our diplomacy ought to be conducted at track meets i imagine the scene gave the Luna tics another commie plot to stay up nights Over taut to average Joe Ameri can it was hopeful sight an indication that maybe god willing we won thave to write the last Chap Ter of our history in the rubble of a civilization gone mad. Ever wonder How your name got on the mailing list of false Teeth whole salers Ball Point pen merchants poultry breeder Supply companies and Hickory Smo ked Turkey paddlers it s no Accident in fact it is a highly disciplined science and a modify Exchange. We received a catalogue this week from a company that has made a High Art of the name game and of fers them to anyone wanting to reach a specialized Market for an average Price of about per thousand names. The list ran the Gamut from abattoirs whom they listed to zoological gardens ten Rohly and available for soms of. The More interesting vocations in the fifty Page listing were chalice manufacturers radio manufacturers Cran Berry canneries Molas ses packers egg Noddle manufacturers Sand pail makers pie Bakers sail makers salvation army bands toilet seat manufacturers radiologists and water main your name of course and your com Pany s name is gleaned dutifully from Telephone books City directories and exchanged among companies without there being much you can do about it. Caught a horror movie at the local drive in the other evening after hav ing seen the and for the epic. Said something to the effect that a head less Corpse rides the night wind and was Complete with picture of same headless Corpse doing exactly that sad to relate however that it was merely another piece of Hollywood per silage. There was t any headless Corpse Riding the night wind not that i particularly give a took my sunglasses portable bar Beach Blan Ket and dog and headed out to Ratike me wide the other Day for a Little Sun Shine. Received Only pain for my pains and am treading about softly now with Joan of arc like Burns Over the major portion of the Corpse arid Duck fearfully when encounter ing known Back slappers of which there Are thou Sands it seems had been some time since i was at the each and found to my Surprise that the state charges two bits for the pleasure of Burnt to a Crisp gentleman who affixed contest time again. First ets to the seventh annual Yangtze kayak races. Second Yangtze third prize a kayak. 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