Don’t Waste Water in Cincinnati Crisis
A severe water shortage follows a burst East End pipe. Officials ban heavy uses by large concerns to conserve supplies. Citizens urged to cooperate and avoid waste, warning of fire risk and disease as the city faces possible famine.
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Cincinnati
After Election Civil Service Critique of Mayor Hunt
The piece criticizes Mayor Hunt and allies for expanding civil service protections for politically active city workers after the defeat. It argues genuine civil service is good but condemns the post election shift as self serving and a basis to overturn existing arrangements. It urges public support for continuity via permanent staff while noting potential upheaval if misused.
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Simon
Hunt
Chicago police women weigh limit and fashion clues
A fragment questions dress and grooming rules for policewomen and hints at a weight limit of 180 pounds. It also contrasts a doughnut joke with a serious lodging-house issue, notes Taunton's wet vote and Mayor Fish’s re election, and mentions china importers facing scrutiny.
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Boston Transcript
Taunton
Fish
Boston
Senator Clapps Speech Sways Suffrage View In 1916 Hope
A Washington suffrage convention speech by Senator Clapp hints at support for women voting in Minnesota by 1916. Humor and editorial asides reference Kaiser Wilhelm, Mexico, and playful quips about mail, money, and price.
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Washington
Minnesota
Giant Ice Tugs Break Up Ice Three Feet Deep and Keep Navigation Open
Special to The American Port Arthur Ontario December 7 Six weeks added to the navigation season on the Great Lakes and millions to western Canadian farmers by ice crushers at Port Arthur and Fort William The ice tugs break three foot thick ice to create basins for freighters carrying grain congestion remains despite 42000000 bushel storage capacity Wheat forwarded to the East rose from 70000000 in 1911 to 97000000 in 1912 and will exceed 125000000 this winter Canadian Northern Railway warehouses and government vessels will be overwhelmed by grain inflow
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The Station Agent Deserves Quiet Patience on the Rail
A narrator respects the station agent who endures endless questions from rude travelers and demanding strangers. The piece lauds the agent for answering patiently and sanely while others complain and mock the scene. The author imagines losing temper and taking action if in the agent’s place.
What the Other Fellow Is Saying What the Other Fellow Is Saying
Cincinnati considers reforms for baseball team management. Opinion column questions a popular primary and elected manager, noting St. Louis Dispatch critique and debate over control of the squad.
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Garry
Cincinnati
St. Louis Port-Dispatch
Knicker-Congress to Sit Through Summer
The report notes Knicker-Congress proceeding to session through the summer. A brief item mentions a rocker with business on hold and a case of forged notes handled by Jack Deeds. A young wife pleads for invitations to dinner. Boston Transcript.
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Boston Transcript
Tragedy Theme Explored In Lip Pin-cott Dialogue
A compact discussion contrasts male and female approaches to memory and loss. The piece notes the different weights of tragedy as expressed by a man who forgets and a woman who remembers, reflecting on gendered perceptions of grief.
New York Restaurant Famous for Its Chandeliers
In a brief exchange Cyrus recalls a famous New York eatery known for chandeliers while Mrs. Packoods downplays dining there. The remark highlights the restaurant’s notable decor as a remembered detail from a past visit.
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Flackwoods
New York
Mrs. Packoods
Cyrus
Not a liquor law quoted by Puck and a joke on money
A playful quip contrasts a lover’s demand with a pun on liquor laws from Puck. The piece notes a man’s fortune of fifty million dollars and his death, remarking that wealth cannot prevent mortality and remains irrelevant after death, in a light Chicago Record Herald mood.
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Chicago Record+Herald
Banquet board mocked as three hours of chin music
A Birmingham Age Herald quip compares a banquet board to people who sit and listen for three hours for the privilege of eating $1.10 worth of food. The joke highlights costly meals and slow discourse.
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Birmingham Age Herald
Duke Arduino Lifts Chains of Casts in Scolding Quip
A Kansas City Journal anecdote quotes a medical man warning Duke that lack of exercise will cause leg atrophy. Duke retorts that his legs are exercised by kicking servants, prompting a humorous exchange.
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Kansas City Journal
The ultimate consumer adapts to changing conditions
The article notes that the ultimate consumer is not heard from as often as before but argues this does not mean extinction. It says consumers adjust to changing economic conditions in Washington Star style.
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Washington Star
Whiskers Spark Romance in Life Humorous Snippet
A Life magazine quip notes a man questions winning a woman's love due to his whiskers. He grows them as forlorn hopes after watching her affection for a Sky terrier, highlighting playful social observation.
Dinner Stories a Barber Pulls Practical Jokes
A Cincinnati barber Bert Snyder known for jokes involving others plays tricks with customers. An inspector Oscar Goushon brings a mock bacon package to Snyder’s shop, which hides a wooden block. The prank spurs continued ribbing about the bacon and the man’s frontier humor.
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Hopple Street
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Abattoir
Snyder
Goushon
Citizens' rights and uniform law in saloon regulation debate
A letter argues that law must apply equally to all, denouncing saloon limits as unconstitutional favoritism. It suggests police power requires uniform application, proposes random selection by lot as fairest, and warns against enabling one group over another in licensing.
Cissie Chides Over Missing Watch in Quiet Exchange
In a playful exchange Cissie asks why you remove your watch while Tom jokes he has no train to catch. The line hints at a comic domestic moment and a long time since the watch was seen.
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Cissie
Tom
Driver Seeks Glass Fix After Backing Incident
A driver asks for a new glass for the right front lamp after another vehicle backed into their car today. A man who caused the incident had just arrived to repair his own tall lamp.
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Indianapolis Star
Mighty Powerful Argument and Converts Debate
A witty political quip notes that half the politicians in New York audit the other half and oust them, while the other half replies with a counterclaim emphasizing perpetual motion does not exist. An ensuing joke compares a missionary’s claim that a million dollars would convert Turks to Christianity with converting South Carolina to Mohammedanism.
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New York
Boston ‘Transcript
South Carolina
Houston
Tragic fall from 20th floor sparks bizarre landing
A Boston tragedy reports Jones falling from a 20th story office. He reportedly landed on the top of a 19 story building next door. No funeral details are given. The incident is described in a terse newspaper line.
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Boston Transcript
One Kind and Another Selections from Dry Wit
Cartoonish exchanges feature a soprano’s screech igniting weariness and playful wordplay about singing. A barber’s caution against singeing hair sparks a humorous back and forth while a quip about high bawls entertains.
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Boston Transcript
Community benefit questioned by police stance in antitrust dispute
A reader letter argues policing impact on community economics and claims state saloon limits violate the Sherman Antitrust Act. The writer complains that setting population-based license caps harms competition and urges federal court action, signing N. Feckter of 33 East Third Street.
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N. Feckter
East Third Street
Winter Furnace Trials and Holiday Weather Observations
A humorous winter vignette details a stubborn furnace fight and cold house as the narrator battles clinkers and drafts while venturing into Christmas planning frustrations. Local snippets follow about Anne Judson’s mining fortune and Hank Stebbins resigning for winter dressmaking, plus Pottery court notes and fashion critique. The Washington news notes a Willard hotel waiter stroke incident and political chatter on appointments and Senate backing.
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Anne Judson
Hank Stebbins
Stave
Squire Purdy
Ceer
The Church Social by George Fitch
A satirical take on church socials as the financial backbone of congregations. It mocks fundraising meals with lavish menus, notes how collectors extract funds, and contrasts church profits with hotel woes, claiming chicken suppers could fund grand projects like the Panama Canal.
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Panama Canal
Buckwheats and Buckwheat Cakes Delights
A dialect reminiscence praises buckwheat cakes cooked in a shed with juice dripping from the pan. The speaker describes eating fobty fo biscuits and various meats, expressing joy and contentment as a simple rural scene unfolds around buckwheat.
Blunt Dispatch Quote On Mexicans And Wilson
A clipped quotation from the Bt. Paul Dispatch remarks on Mexican proximity to Texas creating a perception that Wilson is merely bluffing. The line reflects regional attitudes and editorial tone of the period.
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Wilson
Paul
Legal Help Line Aims to Answer Simple Questions
The department provides free legal advice for questions not warranting attorney fees. It operates through the columns of this paper and is located at American, 122 East Seventh street, Cincinnati, Ohio.
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East Seventh Street
Cincinnati
Ohio
Property rights conflict over hunting promise
A rural dispute centers on a promise tied to hunting on land. The owner claims no action can be taken since the promise did not transfer ownership and the hunter kept only a nonbinding obligation. A farmer recalls a case of shooting twenty rabbits under a similar understanding.
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