There Are All Kinds of Germs In Love And Fear
A fragment from a Pittsburgh Post tale shows a suitor wooing with affection and a reading pun about a library of one volume. A maid named Sarah responds calmly to warnings from her master.
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Newspaper
Choteau Montanan
Location
Choteau, Montana, United States of America
Date
Jun 02, 1916
Page
3
A fragment from a Pittsburgh Post tale shows a suitor wooing with affection and a reading pun about a library of one volume. A maid named Sarah responds calmly to warnings from her master.
A street scene joke features a handsome young lady prompting a playful remark from Miss Keen and a retort about men's behavior in youth. The Washington Star notes a quip about equality among men fading as they grow.
A line from I liegende Blaetter contrasts Elsa at seven with a comically aging parent as they remark on ever-blurring age lines. The dialogue hints at identity and time within a quirky literary snippet.
A comment from the Richmond Times Dispatch questions who bears responsibility for marriage choices. It suggests Miss Oldgirl will not marry unless a male acquaintance alters his mind, implying social pressures and personal consent are at play.
Miss Thirsty smith's father questions Spooner about happiness for his daughter and his engagement claim. The exchange reveals humor and a mock family lineage joke as the Von Blewbludds connection is teased. Puck.
A humorous exchange shows the first boarding house keeper claiming to keep boarders longer, the second joking that she keeps them so thin they appear longer. A separate quip compares Latin and Chinese speech as musical, likening Chinese to a performer playing the piccolo.
A famous scholar, Professor Skimmerton, has died. The editors debate how to characterize him, balancing his profound learning with a plain conclusion that he was not a finished scholar.
In Jungleland a chimpanzee fortune teller tells Miss Mlepnant of a long and happy life. The reply comes as a joke about trunk lines, reflecting a humorous amusements note in the paper.
A damp cellar risks rust on tools. Place a pan with unslaked lime under the bench to absorb moisture. Lime absorbs all cellar moisture, protecting tools from rust.
Dialogue fragment shows a painter warning a servant about a still damp painting while arranging for its delivery to an exhibition gallery. The servant casually accepts, planning to cover the painting with an old coat during transport.
A minister explains to his daughter that "traditional" garb means what has been handed down. The line, cited by the Chicago News, reflects on apparel described as clerical in nature.
Sir Ray Lankester explains how the European salamander and the poisonous wasp use yellow and black warning coloration. Animals learn to avoid these signals, reducing risky bites and stings.
A reflective warning urges skepticism toward someone who promises greatness or extraordinary positions. It cautions that such a person may seek personal gain, and after serving his interest or facing disappointment, his regard for you will wane. The piece emphasizes prudence in judging motives.
An exhortation urging readers to share joy and help others find the bright side, advising to preach faith, bury doubts, bear sorrow, and stay cheerful as the sure path to happiness.
Quote attributed to Henry Ward Beecher extols spreading cheer and shining in life while noting that every household holds drudgery and sorrow. The passage reflects 19th century moral exhortation on optimism amid hardship.
An Australian auctioneer boasting refined cattle sells to farm hands who mock his language. A Gaelic shepherd tale and jokes about laughter as medicine follow, ending with notes on teeth revered in various cultures including Buddha’s tooth and islander relics.
Aged guidance explains tarnished silver benefits from oil and whiting. Rub with cloth dipped in oil and powdered whiting to remove black marks, then polish with clean dry whiting and soft leather for a bright finish.
A reflective line from the Richmond Times Dispatch quotes a conversation between a daughter and mother about an engagement. The exchange recalls a suitor and a proposal with nostalgia and inner questioning.
A tramp scales a fence four inches ahead of a bulldog as a woman confronts him. He replies with dignity that he was seeking something to eat and now asks the woman to feed the dog. The scene is described in a Ladies' Home Journal vignette.
A brief domestic scene shows a couple in intimate dialogue about love and attention. The woman, tall at six feet three inches, settles contentedly in the man's arms after a moment of doubt.
A husband and wife discuss their future living plans after marriage. They argue over whether to move to the suburbs or stay in the city given their current salaries. The exchange highlights economic constraints and domestic priorities.
A quip unfolds with a father asking for a logical way to conclude and a son replying with a play on words about a train of thought. The exchange hinges on a pun linking reasoning to travel.
A collage of humorous exchanges and quips. Autograph stories about a sign cut from Rembrandt, sales psychology for raises, popularity in class, blockhead advice, memory notes, defense before a committee, and a witty line about Miss Flighty and letters.
A collage of quirky newspaper bits notes a matinee actor’s digestion joke cured by sweetened water and a sugar cured hay witticism. The Goldfish globe trip and Chinese Ways items offer light, brief curiosities. A remark on flowers bending to electric light and Assam’s extreme rainfall closes the round up.
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