Wry Wits From Acantha On Everyday Oddities
The Choteau Acantha compiles a string of humorous quips and observations ranging from reckless chauffeurs and air travel to eclipses and fashion. Notable riffs touch on wireless telegraphy onward to Kaiser palaces and private fortunes as social chatter moves through a playful press tone.
Man Starves Self Fearing World End Near
A man harms himself by starvation driven by a belief that the world will end. He contends that brave acts can spring from cowardice and the urge to escape fate.
Income like a reputation must be lived up to
A New York woman declares that an income is like a reputation it must be lived up to. That is true but it makes some difference as to how one lives up to it.
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France
United States
Lucifer
New Jersey College Graduate at 100 Years Old
A centenarian graduate in New Jersey reflects on a long career in higher education. He discusses the origin of a modern teaching test once used to judge a college president's influence, humorously recalling an incident involving a cow moved to a dormitory top floor.
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New Jersey
Swift's Wit Misread by London Paper on Shakespeare
A London newspaper argues Swift misunderstood wit and mocks the idea that Shakespeare lacked knowledge of playwriting, hinting the metropolis may soon announce Shakespeare's prowess in drama.
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London
Swift
Shakespeare
Man Accuses Insanity After Marrying Three Women in Months
A man involved in trouble for marrying three women within three months claims insanity. Some married men consider him credible while others doubt his defense.
Lawyer shifts Fourth of July to August 4 in Chicago
A Chicago lawyer proposes renaming the holiday to August 4 claiming the Fourth of July should fall on that date. He adds a quip that if a worthwhile deed is needed, moving day should be February 50.
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Chicago
New Hampshire Firemen Save Man From Self Harm
Firefighters in New Hampshire restrained a man intent on cutting his throat by using a hose to subdue him. The incident highlights how emergency responders calm a tense moment and prevent a death.
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New Stampshire
Postman Blown Off Course By Gale in France
In Bonneville near St. Etienne a local postman on his rounds in a blouse and umbrella was lifted by a gale and blown about half a mile. He landed safely but lost all his letters. the incident ends the umbrella habit.
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France
Bonneville
St. Etienne
Edison’s Talking Pictures Prompt Silencing Machine Hoped
Report says Edison has created an automatic talking machine to accompany moving pictures and notes the remaining task is an automatic silencing device for the campaign orator and a few other speakers.
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Edison
Californians Fast Six Weeks Seeking Heaven
In California some people begin a six week fast hoping for entry to heaven. Even if not attaining heaven, they aim to save enough to improve earthly surroundings.
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California
Heaven
Earth
New Orleans Urges Panama Exposition Vote to favor East
The article argues for New Orleans as the site for a 1915 Panama Exposition, contending it is the logical point due to closer proximity, larger regional population, and lower travel costs compared to San Francisco. It urges readers to contact Louisiana’s senators and district congressman to back New Orleans.
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New Orleans
San Francisco
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Pacific Coast
Solar Plexus Blow Though Quiet Ending
A playful dialogue shows Cholly asking for a good night kiss as Miss Wise-Why comforts him about missing the nurse when away from home. The scene blends affectionate banter with lighthearted concern.
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Catarrh Cure Claims Blood Purifier Formula
An advertisement asserts catarrh is a constitutional disease needing internal remedies. Takla’s Catarrh Cure and Hall’s Catarrh Cure are praised for blood purification and acting on mucous surfaces. Claims of medical endorsement, testimonials, and nationwide prescription status accompany pricing and pharmacist mentions.
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F. J. Cheney & CO
Toledo
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Ear-Wiggling Star Featured in Comedy Pitch
A producer seeks a top tier stage comedy built around a performer who can wiggle his ears and whistle through his teeth. He requests a first class, crowd pleasing script with strong comic set pieces and a clear, punchy arc.
Woman judged by society for not gaining entry
A remark on social standards appears as a commentary about a woman facing exclusion from circles she cannot enter, highlighting the province of judgment in community life. The note references Dr J H Rindlaub, a Fargo eye ear nose throat specialist, as context.
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J. H. Rindlaub
Fargo, N. D
SUE SELL GUNS AND TRAPS CHEAR
Ad offers guns, traps, furs and hides with a catalog 1085 from W. Hide & Fur Co of Minneapolis. Also promotes Dr. Pierce’s Pellets and warns some men fail to pay debts.
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SUE
W. Hide & Fur
Minneapolis
Minn
New York Satanist Sect Exposed by Photographer
A New York photographer on Fifth Avenue recounts covertly photographing a secret Satanist sect in lower West Side rooms. He describes a masked, veiled initiation, a “Council of Vicars of Hell,” and a creed to Lucifer amid ritual invocations, with parallels to historic European diabolism.
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New York
van de Weyde
Lower West Side
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Chaldea
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Europe
France
Self-Made Himself Punchline Exchange
A humorous dialogue pits a confident self-made man who boasts of starting with nothing against a home-grown cynic who counters by noting he had no pocket at birth. The exchange highlights wit over wealth and humble origins versus bragging.
Faith and a Grandmother in French Heels
A fragment notes a grandmother who insists on wearing French heels and two pounds of purchased hair, expressing skepticism about such vanity amid unclear context. The lines hint at social attitudes toward aging and adornment.
Old-Time Clown Praises Doan's Kidney Pills
Tony Parker Agler, a veteran circus showman of 69 years, recounts kidney trouble from the war and years of backup pain. Doan's Kidney Pills allegedly cured him, with five years of lasting relief at age 87. Foster Milburn Co. markets the remedy for 50 cents a box.
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Agler
Tony Parker
Dean
Winfield
Kans
Doan
Mean Insinuation and the Sun Stroke Question
A brief dialogue about baseball players and sun stroke. Miss Lively muses on sun exposure, while Mr. Fussy-Not asserts sun stroke as a brain condition, clarifying the medical angle.
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Miss Lively
Tsn
Sun
Cure for Chronic Skin Trouble Promises Relief
Mrs. Bertha Sachs of New York details years of itching and wasting money on doctors before trying Cuticura Remedies. After using two sets of Soap, Ointment, and Pills, the inflammation vanished and she was cured. She endorses Cuticura to others with similar disorders. Morris Sachs also testifies to her cure.
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Bertha Sachs
Second Ave
New York
N. Y
Morris Sachs
Schiff Denounces Concern at Ramona Dinner
Jacob H. Schiff condemned a troubling concern during a dinner aboard the yacht Ramona. He urged straight business methods and spoke of a moral in the receiver story, recounting a boy's response about his future as a "receiver."
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Jacob H. Schiff
Tommy
Murine Eye Remedy Ad Highlights Prices and Perks
Druggists offer Murine Eye Remedy in liquid form at 25 50 and 1 00 with soothing relief for red weak weary and watery eyes and granulated eyelids. Murine Eye Salve sold in aseptic tubes at 25c and 1 00 Eye Books and Eye Advice available free by mail from Murine Eye Remedy Co Chicago.
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Murine Eye Remedy Co
Chicago
Not Responsible. Nurse Question on Leg Mark
A nurse questions a dirty mark on Master Frank's leg after Frank claims Harold kicked him. The nurse urges washing the mark. Frank insists he did not do it and protests his accusation as punch noises occur.
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Frank
Harold
Spohn's Distemper Cure Ad Claims Wide Horse and Dog Reach
Distemper in all forms among horses and dogs is cured and prevented with Spohn's Distemper Cure. Over 600,000 bottles sold last year at 50 cents and 1 dollar. Sold through any good druggist or direct from Spohn Medical Co Goshen Ind agents wanted.
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Spohn
Spahn Medical Co
Goshen
Ind
Ohio man 70 marries 20 year old and deeds 500 acres
An Ohio man aged seventy wed a girl aged twenty and transferred 500 acres to her. The marriage then faced grounds for divorce due to the unusual arrangement and asset transfer.
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Ohio
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