Remarks on dieting humor from HAL BOYLE
A collection of jokes and jibes about dieting and weight from HAL Boyle. The piece catalogs familiar taunts like Hi Fatty and Hi Chubby, with quips about diets, exercise, and stubborn weight, reflecting midcentury humor and social attitudes toward body size.
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Hal Boyle
New York
Fatty
Tabby
Lardbucket
Left Hand Officers Experience Car Wheel Collapse
Police officers Les Spencer and Charles Record faced a sudden mishap when the left front wheel collapsed during patrol on South Grant near Main at about 1 a.m. The cruiser was towed to the city garage and another car used. no injuries reported and patrol continued. Organizers formed the Neosho Valley Coin Club with 23 collectors from Chanute, Humboldt, Buffalo, and Neodesha. Mrs. R. J. Hayes and Paul T. Brennecke named temporary president and secretary. Dues set at 2 dollars annually for adults and 1 dollar for those under 16. The club plans monthly meetings at 7:30 p.m. beginning at the Memorial building, with a charter and by laws to be drafted.
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South Grant
Main
Neosho Valley Coin Club
Chanute
R. J. Hayes
Paul T. Brennecke
Denver Hargis Here Tonight at Democratic Dinner
Congressman Denver D. Hargis of Coffeyville will be guest of honor at a covered dish dinner in the Emerald Room of the Kay Hotel at 6 30 tonight. Mrs Florence Kelley, county Democratic chairwoman, said the central committee will provide the meat course and table service. The meeting is open to the public.
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Denver D. Hargis
Coffeyville
Emerald Room
Kay Hotel
Florence Kelley
Central Committee
Lightning kills Garnett farmer
Henry Hoffmeir 50 of a Garnett area farm was struck by lightning while plowing on Bob Hiestand’s land and died after starting toward his farmhouse on a tractor, according to Sheriff Don Hermerick.
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Garnett
Kas
Henry Hoffmeir
Hoffmier
Bob Hiestand
Don Hermerick
Longshoremen Pass Berlin Resolution at ILWU Convention
Delegates to the International Longshoremen's and Warehousemen's Union convention approved a resolution criticizing the U S stance on Berlin and Germany. The measure followed ILWU president Harry Bridges calling press reports about the Berlin situation phony and misleading.
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Seattle
United States
Berlin
Germany
International Longshoremen's and Warehousemen's Union
Harry Bridges
ILWU
21 Ill Doctors Found With Serious Illness at Convention
At the American Academy of General Practice meeting in San Francisco 21 of 350 doctors checked received findings of serious or potentially serious conditions. The free exam program used 140 nurses and 70 doctors, with on-site X rays and ECGs.
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San Francisco
Academy
John D. Humber
Southern Pacific Hospital
Mostly Cloudy Area Forecast for Kansas and Neosho River
Forecast calls for increasing cloudiness tonight and Friday with light rain or drizzle. Temperatures fall to 36 to 40 tonight and rise to the 50s tomorrow. 0.93 inch of rain recorded yesterday. Neosho River 11.28 feet above normal at 1:30 pm and rising. A new snow storm moved into northwest Kansas with accumulating snow in parts of the state and traces as far east as Salina.
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Chanute
Neosho
Topeka
Kansas
Goodland
Weather Bureau
Garnett
Salina
Concordia
Road E O Planned For Area Youths
The Cha nute Junior Chamber of Commerce announces the second annual Teenage Road E O to be held April 16 and 18 with written tests and driving skills trials. Winner earns state meet entry with fees paid, then national meet in Washington D C where 4500 in scholarships awaits.
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Chanute Junior Chamber of Commerce
Vernon Brinkmeyer
McPherson
Chanute Jaycees
Washington, D. C
Jaycees
Twentyone
Land condemnation appeal settled for 1400 dollars
ERIE The Roy Weast land condemnation appeal settled for 1400 dollars after a district court jury failed to agree on a decision. Weast sought 10000 with 300 award for two acres taken by Parsons for a new reservoir. Jury deliberated from 1 PM to 10:30 PM and could not reach agreement.
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Erie
Roy Weast
Parsons
Weast
Harry Triber
St. Paul
Ira Williamson
South Mound
Grafton Heaton
Herald Allen
A. Rose Brady
Warren Knox
Eric
Bert D. Beck Sr
Chanute
Ernest Foster
Galesburg
Waldene Reasner
Sam Yockey
Rural
John Heitman
Lloyd Audiss
Walnut
Daisy Walker
Glen
Mildred Walker
Three Year Old Bobby Buzbee Still Unconscious
Bobby Buzbee a 3 year old Burlington Iowa native now living in Chanute remains unconscious nine days after a head injury from being struck by a car. He is at Research Hospital Kansas City with his parents at his side. His condition shows slight improvement with limited movement and lip movement.
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Bobby
Richard Buzbee
Burlington
Iowa
Chanute
Research Hospital
Kansas City
Buzbee
Tribune
$150000 Project For Parsons by Katy
The Missouri-Kansas-Texas railroad announced plans to spend 150000 on yards at Parsons Kansas including new trackage repair structures and buildings for maintenance men and switchmen Southern Management Co of Kansas City bids on the construction work and will lease the facilities to Katy.
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Parsons, Kan
Boy Struck by Car in Local Street Incident
Five year old Gary Earnshaw of 208 North Garfield suffered head bruises but no serious injuries after stepping into 324 West Main Street and being struck by a car driven by Mrs. James Midcap. Police reported the incident occurred about 1 p.m. yesterday. the boy was checked at a doctor’s office and released to his home.
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Gary Earnshaw
Garfield
W. Main
James Midcap
Kansas Federation to hold 1960 convention in Manhattan
The Kansas Federation of Women's Clubs voted to move its 1960 convention to Manhattan. The decision was announced from Pittsburg with AP reporting.
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Pittsburg
Kansas Federation of Women’s Clubs
Manhattan
President Eisenhower silent on jobless area inspection plan
President Eisenhower's decision on ending his Augusta golf vacation to visit unemployment areas remains unspoken. White House aides indicate no change to his travel plans while critics press for action and Secretary Dulles awaits rest before cabinet status decision.
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Augusta
Eisenhower
Augusta National Golf Club
Washington
Afl-Cio
Min Layre Matheson
Wilkes-Barre
James C. Hagerty
White House
Hagerty
Dulles
Jobe Sound
Fla
Washington Post
Times Herald
Geneva
McNally Pittsburg Firm Wins $10000 Damage Verdict
In Crawford County District Court, the McNally Pittsburg Manufacturing Corp. won a $10,000 damage verdict against Western Union Telegraph Co. A jury found the telegraph firm erred by transmitting an $11,000 price quotation from McNally Pittsburg to Cabin Construction Co. of Kansas City. The bid related to bridge material for the Kansas Turnpike project.
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Pittsburg
McNally Pittsburg Manufacturing Corp
Western Union Telegraph Co
Crawford County
Telegraph Company
McNally Pittsburg
Cabin Construction Co
Kansas City
Kansas Turnpike
Oklahoma border liquor firms fear losses from repeal
Kansas liquor dealers at the border warn Oklahoma's repeal of prohibition could drive 60 to 70 percent of some border stores' business away. Officials say impact hinges on Oklahoma's upcoming liquor control law and tax levels, with some predicting 10 to 15 percent net loss for Kansas as cross-border purchases shift locations.
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Topeka
Kan
Oklahoma
Kansas
William Murphy
Kansas Alcoholic Beverage Control Director
Missouri
Kansas Retail Liquor Dealers Assn
Hydrocket water jet engine promises ultra fast ships
Aerojet General Corp scientists unveil the hydrocket, a water jet propulsion system with no propellers that could raise hydroplane speeds by at least 75 percent. Calvin Gongwer, head of Aerojet's Antisub marine Warfare Division, says there may be no theoretical speed limit for vessels with proper hull design.
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Azusa
Calif
Aerojet General Corp
Calvin Gongwer
Aerojet
Hydrocket propels boat with water jet impeller system
The hydrocket uses a spinning water impeller to drive a boat, spraying water behind it. A low-horsepower version has ocean tested in a small craft and a high-speed model for racing time trials is planned for summer with military applications possible.
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Gongwer
Presbyterians Buy Property For Church Expansion
The Presbyterian church purchased property of Earl Ostrander and Donald Ward at Elm and Steuben to expand the church and provide off street parking. The lot fronts Elm 169 feet and North Steuben for future building, with sale prices not disclosed.
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The
Presbyterian Church
Earl Ostrander
N. Steuben
Donald Ward
Elm and Steuben
William T. Hunt
Hunt
Main and Steuben
Elm
North Steuben
Infant Suffocates in Kansas City Sleep Incident
Berna dette M. Danaher aged four months died in Kansas City after apparently suffocating while sleeping with her face against a plastic sideboard placed on the bed to prevent rolling. The accident was reported by AP and notes the device was used to keep the infant from rolling off.
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Kansas City
Bernadette M. Danaher
Labor Plans Aid to Jobless and Public Works Push
Organized labor leaders in Washington rallied over 5,000 members to back a broad jobless aid and public works program. George Meany, AFL-CIO president, announced the start of efforts to press Congress for higher unemployment benefits, a 1.25 dollar federal minimum wage, a 35 hour work week, and federal unemployment standards. About 600 unionists planned strategy sessions, while 20 delegates stayed in a hospital with non life threatening food poisoning.
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Washington
Organized Labor
Congress
George Meany
Afl-Cio
National Guard
Meany
America
Kansas Pilot Parachutes to Safety After Jet Engine Fail
An Air Force second lieutenant Lt. Charles Rasmic of Pittsburg Kansas ejected from an F 86 Sabre jet after its engine flamed out. He parachuted to safety near Red Bud Illinois from Scott Air Force Base. The pilot escaped injury and the aircraft crashed without property damage. The jet was attached to the 85th Fighter Interceptor Squadron.
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Red Bud
Ill
Air Force
Charles R. Rasmic
Pittsburg
Kan
Scott Air Force Base
Rasmie
85Th
Kansas Democrats Gather For Topeka Rally On 1960 Prospects
Kansas Democrats hold a statewide rally in Topeka centering on the 53rd Kansas Democratic Club meeting. Sen. Stuart Symington and Sen. John Kennedy attract attention as Gov. Docking’s 1960 plans loom, with speculation on a possible vice presidency or a third term. The weekend features various party events, including receptions and club meetings.
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Topeka
Kansas
Stuart Symington
D-Mo
Symington
John Kennedy
D-Mass
U. S. Senate
Docking
Andrew Schoeppel
Schoeppel
Newell George
Kennedy-Docking
George
Denver Hargis
J. Floyd Breeding
Senate
Kansas Federation of Democratic Women’s Clubs
Governor’s Mansion
Woodrow Wilson Club
Democratic Veterans Club
Young Democratic Executive Board
Contact numbers for Tribune insurance carrier
Notice provides two phone contacts for the Tribune insurance agent and carrier. It instructs calling Wasser at 119 for the insurance and, if unavailable, dialing 700 after 6 p.m. for assistance. The item reads like a brief service directive from a newspaper page.
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Tribune
Wasser
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