Vigilante vows to fight indoor barbecue cultists
Henry McLemore satirically rails against a supposed indoor barbecue movement declaring readiness to act as a vigilante. He mocks fears, cites fears of communists, and imagines drastic actions to halt the imagined plot to cook inside homes. The piece closes with a contrived Lincoln quote supporting anti indoor grilling.
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