Gift list for politicians and celebs sparks holiday satire
A satirical holiday column lists targets from Dan McCarney to Pamela Anderson Lee, offering fictional “gifts” for political figures, media personalities, and public figures. It ribbingly cites Richard Gephardt, Newt Gingrich, Mary Matalin, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, and more, ending with seasonal well wishes.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Democratic National Committee
DNC
Iowa State
Dan McCarney
Darren Davis
Troy
Iowa City
Tom Davis
Jess
Santa Claus
House
Richard Gephardt
Santa
Rush Limbaugh
Newt Gingrich
Cedar Rapids
Lee Clancey
Wmt-Fm
Tim Boyle
Washington
James Carville
Kenneth Starr
Mary Matalin
Laura Schlesinger
Lorena Bobbitt
Baywatch
Pamela Anderson Lee
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Oprah Winfrey
Iowa Meteorologists
Elizabeth Dole
Leonard Boswell
Congress
Iowa
Robert Dole
Beavis and Butt-head
Cedar Rapids Gazette Address and Subscriptions Details
The Gazette promotes agriculture with soybean ink and recycles news print at City Carton and nearby locations. Subscriptions range from four dollars per week for motor delivery to annual mail editions with varying weekly and 52 week rates, with Cedar Rapids mailing address and contact numbers provided.
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the Gazette
City Carton
Sixth St
Ganette
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Iowa
Carter
Cedar Rapids Gazette, Inc
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Cedar Rapids
Simpson gains permanent custody of his two children
O J Simpson's children Sydney and Justin arrived at his estate after a court granted him permanent custody. He said the children are home and will spend time with the Browns next week, continuing a Christmas Eve visit tradition with their grandparents.
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Simpson
Los Angeles
O.J. Simpson
Associated Press
Sydney
Justin
Lou
Juditha Brown
Nicole Brown Simpson
Ronald Goldman
Gazette Vacation Pack Notice for Christmas Holidays
Readers leaving town during Christmas and New Year weeks should call The Gazette at least five days ahead to arrange a vacation pack or temporary newspaper stoppage. Contact Customer Service at 398-8333 or toll free 1 800 397 8333.
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the Gazette
Cedar Rapids
Iowa City
China names new Hong Kong legislature amid reforms
Hong Kong will get a provisional, Beijing-dominated legislature replacing the elected body on July 1. Forty percent of members come from a 400 member selection committee. 33 of the current 60 survive, with Liberals and Democratic Alliance leaders leading the new assembly. Critics call the move a setback for democracy and stability.
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Shenzhen
China
Britain
United States
Hong Kong
Chris Patten de
Qian Qichen
Patten
Pro Business Liberals
Pro- China Democratic Alliance For the Betterment of
U.S
Richard Boucher
Beijing
Gary Cheng
Selection Committee
Turkey Iran sign trade pacts amid opposition
Turkey and Iran doubled bilateral trade to over 2 billion, with renewed oil sales and investments. Relations have strengthened since Necmettin Erbakan's government took power in June, despite U S opposition.
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Ankara
Turkey
U.S
Iran
Necmettin Erbakan
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Madonna
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Terry Branstad
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Betty M
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Medicare
Cedar Rapids Pho
Blue Cross
Blue Shield
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HEC
David C Deeney
Marion
Marion Blvd
Indian Creek Mall
Marion, LA
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Sweden
Goteborg
Som
Byggde Sverige
We Who Built
Rome
Mastroianni
City
Marcello
Paris
Marseille
France
France Info Radio
Tajikistan
Sunday Gazette
Oged 04 PY
Altegra
We Mere Meo Memstro's
Eade Ean
Center Point Rd
A.G. Edwards
AAA
Travel Allen Motor Company
Altegra Credit Company
Apex Systems
Audio King Bentley Hahn Clock Shop
Black & Decker
Blairsferry Outdoors
Brian Boots
C.R
Cambridge Careers Camp Courageous Carmike Cinemas
Honda Coldwell-Hedges
Collins Plaza Hotel
Copyworks
CornerHouse Gallery & Frame
Darrel’s
Video City Destinations Unlimited Inc
Drug Town Eastern Iowa Granite Event Services Inc
Everen Securities Inc
Famous Footwear Financialife
First Trust & Savings Bank
First National Bank
Friedl Kitchens
Frontier Garden Center
Galt Land Gateway Travel Gentle Dental
Radio Hall
Bicycle & Fitness
Hawkeye Area Council Heilig-Meyers Furniture
Iowa Eye Center 2
Jacks
Jerry Ask Investments
Karen Marie Jewelry
Keller-Hall Co
Keystone Savings Bank
Smulekoff
Stewart Funeral
Blind Factory
Computer Guys
the Salvation Army
Cellul
Universal Net
Provie Welter
Pusebuere
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