Campaign critique and mock forecast for the 2000 race
The column lampoons the upcoming presidential election between Al Gore and George W. Bush. It mocks campaign rhetoric and media coverage while presenting playful takes on both candidates, their rivals, and the democratic process with satirical tone.
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Great Britain
Lectern Heights
Let Daddy Get His Boy in a Polarized Media World
Marc Fisher argues a six year old boy’s life is being harmed by political spectacle and media intrusion. He condemns Miami Cubans, Cuban authorities, U.S. officials, news organizations, and psychiatrists for exploiting the child while urging the father to reclaim his son.
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Outrage and Reform: Indignation as Civic Duty
A plea for constructive indignation against a corporate driven government urges readers to write to their congresspersons. It cites global trade protests, Star Wars funding waste, the Osprey disaster costs, and the organ trade, urging action to curb cynicism and demand accountability.
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Janet Reno
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Dot com bubble satire on rise and fall of tech wealth
The piece riffs on the dot com boom and bust, contrasting young startup culture with old economy realism. It notes inflated paper wealth, backers funding visions, and eventual losses as investors ditch shares. It also mocks ads and the shift to conventional firms, while predicting mixed economic effects and social costs.
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Ivan Boesky
America
San Francisco Bay Area
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