Not a Betting Man Lady and His Wife’s Banter
Excerpted quips from a New York Weekly piece and cartoon captions highlight a husband who never bets, a wife who finds extravagance in fashion and spendthrift woes, and playful banter about finances and appearances. The dialogue pits a cautious husband against a sharp wife in urban humor.
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New York Weekly
The Cowardly Egg and Jests of Marriage Life
A collage of quips from periodicals. A statesman recalls being struck by a base cowardly egg that hits and then runs. The humor shifts to marital bliss and social gibes about wealth marriage and a baby’s tire mishap, reflecting light gossip and satire.
Career of Mark Twain Humorist and River Pilot
A historical sketch traces Samuel Clemens born Hannibal Missouri November 20 1835 through youth river life and printer work to steamboat pilot training under Horace Bixby His rise as Mark Twain begins with Virginia City Nevada journalism in 1862 and fame after The Innocents Abroad and Jumping Frog New book sales and marriage to Olivia Langdon followed by later misfortunes and family losses ending with Jean Clemens death in 1909.
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Elizabeth Lampton
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Mr. Clemons
Buffalo
Buffalo Express
Hartford, Conn
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Joan of Arc
Pudd'nhead Wilson
C. L. Webster & Co
Globe
Olivia
London
Florence
Italy
Il. H.rogers
Rogers
Pleasure Company of America
Brooklyn
Joy of
Detroit
Mich
Mfassachusetts Public Library
Eve
Redding
Conn
Clara
Ralph Ashcroft
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H. H. Rogers
Bermuda
Virginia
A Big One and a Question About Receivership Power
A quip notes one edge for telephone enterprises over others. The joke asks what advantage they have if a receivership is declared and suggests they can always bang up the receiver.
Liberian Palms Species Highlighted
The Liberia essay outlines several notable palm species including the fam palm, bamboo palm, cocoazut palm, and the of palm, noting their importance among local flora.
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Liberia
Tenant Tales Prompt Frat Refusal Sparks Suspicion
A landlord considers renting to a woman known as the frat one who visited about a matter, but questions arise after she did not boast about being a good tenant. The exchange hints at trust issues and reputational risk affecting the rental decision.
A Cruel Program Causes Uproar in Senate Debate
Senator Sorghum warns against an unrestrained orator whose fiery rhetoric could lead to public agony and harsh consequences. The remark frames a tense debate over speech limits and political passion.
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Senator Sorghum
Willpares
Ostend asks for extra-large hole in doughnut
Real Liberal anecdote has Ostend requesting a doughnut hole twice as wide to give the biggest piece to his younger brother, prompting his mother to ask why. The child explains he promised the largest portion to his brother.
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Little Ostend
Little Brother
Primary Duel Narrows Field of Suitors
A curious note quotes a suitor unsure of marriage amid forty candidates. The exchange hints at a bold primary approach to selecting a partner.
Whisky Query Baffles Dedham Drug Clerk
In Dedham under prohibition, apothecaries may sell alcohol. A Irishman asked for a quart of whisky to soak roots, and when pressed about the roots he quipped the roots of his tongue Jabers. The anecdote appears in a mélange of humorous vignettes from Stray Stories and Argonaut Storyette.
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Dedham
Emerald Isle
What Did He Mean BiN What Will He Do When All The Fools
A Yonkers Statesman item raises a cryptic exchange about a person of interest and a grim forecast. The fragment hints at consequences once a group referred to as fools is eliminated, suggesting a political or social tension. No further context is provided in the readable text.
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Yonkers
Two Kids Claim Irony in Arrest Over Dog Shooting
In a blunt exchange two youths discuss their father’s legal trouble, noting he is jailed for shooting a dog while contrasting their own situation with a claim he shot a police officer. The dialogue reflects local tensions and child perspectives on crime.
The Worst of It in a Bitter Chorus
A reader voice condemns a singer as dreadful and merciless with songs. The speaker insists the pain lies not only in her singing but in how she tortures the song, making the performance endure as worse than a simple misstep.
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