Computer Humor Points to Department of Human Resources Joke
A reader notes a computer suggested renaming the Department of Public Welfare to the Department of Human Resources, joking about computer humor and its speed. The piece explores what computers can print and predict, and imagines a future Herald column written by machines with August doldrums.
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Department of Public Welfare
Department of Human Resources
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New Pupils To Register At Ada Henderson Elementary
New students in grades 1 5 who have not attended a Cameron public school must register Monday August 10 from 9 am to 12 noon and 1 to 4 pm in the principal s office at Ada Henderson Elementary School. Bring health and school records. Arnett Zelisko urges parents to register early to avoid opening day delays.
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Cameron Public
Ada Henderson Elementary School
Arnett Zelisko
City council approves resumed paving program on assessment basis
City Council on Tuesday agreed to renew a street paving plan for several residential areas on an assessment basis. Plans started last October were paused due to street fund demands. Streets include North Crockett, North Austin, North Jackson, East 13th, 20th and Karnes with base work slated for fall and winter to aid packing and settling.
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E. A. Perrin
North Crockett
4Th
12Th
Karnes
16Th
22Nd Streets
James Hale
Coun
Yoe High announces YCE season ticket sale schedule
Yoe High School officials announce season tickets for five Yeemen home games this fall. Reserved tickets for current holders can be picked up by August 14, with different prices for adult and student sections. After August 14 public sale begins. Presale tickets for students are 75 cents, general admission 1.50, gate prices 2.00.
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Yoe High School
Yeemen
Nickel Predictions: 5-Cent Treats Shrink as Prices Rise
The article notes inflation in the 1970s has left youngsters with few options for a nickel. 5-cent candy bars and gum vanish or rise to 7 or 8 cents while 5 cent toys like skate keys and pea shooters fade from shelves. Balloons emerge as a simple alternative for small spenders.
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Junior
CISD Trustees Set Budget for 1970 71 Year
Cameron Independent School District trustees will adopt the 1970 71 school year budget at an August 10 meeting in the superintendent's office at Ben Milam School starting 8 p.m. Supt. D R Dodson invites all interested persons to attend.
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Cameron Independent School District
D. R. Dodson
Ben Milam School
Services Held For Zarosky Sr. 65 in Cameron
Joe Zarosky Sr. of Cameron died at 1 a.m. Tuesday in a Cameron nursing home. Born October 25, 1904 in Cameron, he was a farmer and KD Lodge member. Funeral at St. Monica Church with burial in St. Monica Cemetery. Rosary was Tuesday evening at Marek Burns Laywell Funeral Home. Survived by wife, two sons, three daughters, three brothers, two sisters, and six grandchildren.
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KD Lodge
St. Monica Catholic Church
John Geiser
Emilian Foltyn
St. Monica Cemetery
Marek-Burns-Laywell
Joe Zarosky
George Zarosky
Houston
W. J. Byford
Bryan
Buddy Shipp
Bernice Kraemer
Frank Zarosky
Matt Zarosky Sr
John J. Zarosky
John Marak
John Bohne
Granger
Cameron Cardinals Clinch State Playoffs In Little League
Cameron Cardinals sealed a state Little League berth with 3 straight wins at Brownwood after regional triumphs in Robinson. They beat Odessa 13-3, Martha 8-0, and Palestine 14-7 to advance, aided by pickup players Dennis Hollas Mark Michalka and Joe Smitherman amid strong community support and local business backing.
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Richard Raymond
Monte Thompson
Curtis Wise
Mike Barr
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Martha
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Dennis Hollas
Mark Michalka
Joe Smitherman
Little League
Herald Adds New Twist to Renewal Envelopes
The Herald mails return address subscription envelopes this week with a detachable left side for remittance. Read instructions on detaching, inserting payment, and sealing the envelope for postage-free return. The Herald covers the postage.
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the Herald
Celia Brings 1st Rain In 62 Days In Cameron
Cameron records 0.26 inch of rain from Hurricane Celia with 30 mph winds. Corpus Christi area hit by Celia with 145 mph gusts, causing widespread destruction and refugees. Southwestern Bell workers repair lines from Austin to storm area. Local crop drought worsens with maize and cotton at risk. cotton needs 2 inches this week.
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CPL Elects Dr Bowman and Officers in Library Meeting
Cameron Public Library directors re elected Dr George Bowman president and named Mrs George Clark vice president Mrs Don Marquart secretary Stewart Perkins treasurer The board reviewed July expenses showing 458.22 for books and 762.91 on hand including a 625 state grant for additional books.
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Cameron Public Library
George Bowman
George Clark
Don Marquart
Stewart Perkins
Cameron Urban Renewal Plan Progress in Fort Worth Review
Cameron urban renewal plans move through Fort Worth HUD review with near unanimous favorable feedback from city officials. A. W. McCullin Sr. says ten reviews are completed and Part II loan grant details follow May Part I approval. UR board meets Monday August 10 at 7 30 p.m.
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Cameron
Fort Worth
Department of Housing and Urban Development
A. W. McCullin Sr
Cameron Urban Board
McCullin
HUD
Cameron Urban Renewal Agency Board
Multiple Fender Benders Reported In Cameron Area
A spate of traffic mishaps in Cameron and surrounding areas left two people with minor injuries. John Wayne Klein of Killeen suffered a broken arm and bruises after his motorcycle collided with Elbridia G. Vasquez's car at 4th and Jefferson. Vasquez received a ticket for failure to yield right of way. Another Sunday collision on US 77 near North Austin sent Minnie Vybiral to hospital with bruises. her car, driven by Ben Vybiral, struck Linda A. Laywell, with Ben Vybiral cited for following too close. Additional incidents occurred at US 77 1.2 miles south of the city, at Washington and 16th, and at North Travis and West 4th. Police issued tickets for driving on the wrong side of the road, failure to yield, and improper backing in the various mishaps.
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Cameron Police Department
DPS
John Wayne Klein
Killeen
North Austin
Joe Colbert
Cameron
Fred A. Reed
TB Tests Scheduled for Forest and Cameron Seventh Graders
Cameron and Forest seventh graders will receive tuberculosis skin tests this fall. CISD officials say all students in the two classes will be tested in September with readings taken three days after administration.
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Cameron
CISD
Brothers in shooting injury suit opened in Milam County
Milam County District Court opened a personal injury case arising from a September 1966 Brazos County shooting. Clarence W. Cobb seeks 50 000 dollars actual and 50 000 dollars punitive damages against Ralph Y. Cobb. The trial began after a Brazos County venue change with jurors seated and testimony underway including account of the shooting near a gate and subsequent hospitalization.
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Clarence W. Cobb
Ralph Y. Cobb
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