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A collage of wry observations and odd anecdotes from urban life. Notes on noise, fashion, tipping, and aging mix with jokes about crime, travel, and celebrity while hints of modernity flicker through.
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Newspaper
Butler Herald
Location
Butler, Georgia, United States of America
Date
May 27, 1913
Page
3
A collage of wry observations and odd anecdotes from urban life. Notes on noise, fashion, tipping, and aging mix with jokes about crime, travel, and celebrity while hints of modernity flicker through.
Secretary Daniels placed responsibility on the Navy for price agreements among armor plate manufacturers. He criticized the bidding as a farce, urged honest competition, and said Congress should expect a formal statement advocating relief from an intolerable situation. He cited the Pennsylvania battleship contracts as an example.
California governor signs the alien land bill despite protests from Japan and U S officials. Secretary Bryan and Ambassador Chinda exchange notes as Washington seeks a formal response from Tokyo. The act faces opposition at state level and international concern over its discriminatory terms.
Mexico City reports the Mexican congress sanctioned a 100 million dollar loan at six percent. The funds will be placed at ninety with a ten year term and guaranteed by 38 percent of customs receipts. The Mexican National Bank will supervise disbursements. details await final vote on four articles.
Peter Bradovitch an insane Austrian confined at the Southern Idaho Insane asylum killed five roommates by beating them on the head while they slept. He had been serving a life sentence for murder at the state penitentiary before being committed two years earlier. An investigation cleared asylum officials amid overcrowding claims. witnesses said Bradovitch had shown no prior violence.
Macon report says Sanders Walker died after ingesting bichloride of mercury by mistake while ill with a headache. He remained calm and cheerful to comfort his wife and parents, demonstrating his lifelong will. In Edinburgh a bomb shattered the Royal Observatory west dome.
A bateaux party of seven capsized14 miles from Savannah in the Ogeechee river resulting in the drowning of John Matthews and Louise Seagers. Will Parry Clay rescued three others and attempted to save May Jackson as Myrtle Cowart disappeared underwater before Clay could reach her.
A preliminary Army Engineers report blames bridges and other structures for preventing floodwaters from draining after record rainfall in Ohio. Also noted King Peter of Servia plans to abdicate after Balkan peace. Major Hallock commits suicide in Hot Springs, leaving a note about melancholia.
Henry M. Flagler wealthy railroad builder and Standard Oil associate died in West Palm Beach after three months of illness. Born 1830 in Canandaigua New York he rose from a country grocery clerk to a financier and Florida railroad magnate. He built the Florida East Coast line and the Ponce de Leon and Alcazar hotels and extended rail service to Key West, turning Florida into a winter resort.
Six people feared dead and several injured after a Chesapeake and Ohio train slid off a steep mountain side between Sewell and Landisburg. The engine and cars were swept 600 feet following a cloudburst debris slide as workers cleared the track and a second slide hit the train with a deafening roar.
In Havana the third president of the Cuban republic, Gen. Mario G. Menocal, was inaugurated in the palace of the Spanish captains-general. The ceremony drew a brilliant assemblage including a special American mission and was followed by citywide illuminations and special fetes.
In Senoia reports from late April tell of a quilt in Coweta County with 5 500 patches. Butts County sought a larger one. The search ends with Mrs F M Allen of Jackson owning a multicolored quilt containing 20 152 pieces, each about half an inch square, and nearly four times as many as the other quilt.
The United States torpedo boat destroyer Cassin, a 1000 ton ship, had its maiden dip. Miss Helen Cassin Carusi broke the champagne bottle. Cassin is a sister ship of the Cumming, scheduled to go overboard in July. Contract price stood at 761,500 dollars and trials will demand up to 30 knots. The destroyer will burn oil exclusively.
United States jurors convict Seeley Davenport and Jacob Dunn of sending threatening letters to President-elect Woodrow Wilson. Davenport’s jury recommends mercy. Letters mailed in May and November last year demanded $1,000 and $5,000 under a death penalty threat. secretary Josef P. Tumulty received the notices.
Georgia Comptroller General William A. Wright urges a four year term for tax collectors and receivers, citing seven year growth in tax values and a looming $231,562 deficit for 1913. The report details revenue sources, school and pension appropriations, and calls for prudent budgeting and revenue growth from non ad valorem taxes.
Atlanta health bulletin explains mumps as contagious though less deadly than eruptive fevers. It covers transmission through direct contact and fomites, age risk from four to fifteen, and possible complications such as gland sloughing, headaches, convulsions, meningitis, and deafness. Isolation, disinfection, room fumigation, and a two to three week isolation period are advised along with symptom care and physician consultation.
A recipe describes combining finely chopped corned beef, minced onion, mashed potato, salt, pepper, and egg. Form balls, roll in flour, fry in hot oil like doughnuts, then garnish with parsley or celery leaves and serve hot.
Old bedspreads can be repurposed as bath towels by cutting to size and hemming. Cheap table linen can look glossy like damask when ironed after washing, boiling, and thorough drying. To cleanse white plumes, rub delicately with a paste of equal parts salt and flour.
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