Quips and Quirks from The Butler Herald Humor Page
A collage of light satire on sports crowds medicines and manners. Jokes include a four thousand poets, a knightly lecture on chivalry, a stubborn jury debate, and a zoo boast about a Bronx wild ass. Several pieces mock fashion habits, vaudeville trends, and odd scientific claims across cities.
Senator James O Gorman Opposes Panama Canal Arbitration
Senator James O Gorman of New York rejects arbitration for the Panama Canal dispute. He argues the canal is American in construction and administration, funded by Congress, on American territory, and should be governed by American law. He warns impartial arbitral bodies would favor British shipping interests and prejudge the case.
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Panama Canal
James O’gorman
New York
United States
Great Britain
May Recall Haakon King of Norway From Throne
European court gossip says King Haakon of Norway loses favor with the Storthing and may be pressed to surrender the throne. A bill to abolish royal decorations is expected to pass, while Haakon’s gifting of the St. Olaf cross and alleged hoarding of allowances to fund Appleton house at Sandringham shade royal popularity. Queen Maud benefits climate in England and shuns learning Norse, while Haakon shows limited personal expenditure.
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Europe
Haakon
Norway
Queen Maud
Prince Olaf
London
Republican Party
St. Olaf
Thorne
Appleton House
Sandringham
Edward
England
Hakon
Maud
Dewey Recommends Horseback Riding for Health
Admiral Dewey celebrated his 75th birthday on December 26 with light work a morning ride and a dinner with friends. He praised horseback riding and occasional driving as key to vigor, recalling a chat with historian George Bancroft about aging well while riding.
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Admiral Dewey
Mr. Dewey
Dewey
Barker
Mason
Twining
Fletcher
Vreeland
Cone
Stokes
John M. Adleson
James Mackin
St. Peter's Episcopal Church
Spencer S. Woods
Victor Blue
W. D.mcdougall
H. J. Ziegmeier
Montpelier
Vermont
George Bancroft
New Civil Governor Named for Canal Zone
President Taft has appointed Col. G W Goethals as civil governor of the Panama Canal Zone. The change will occur likely in spring. Goethals will serve until the canal opens on January 1, 1915. The first vessel is planned to pass Sept 25, 1913, marking the Pacific discovery four hundredth anniversary. The canal is over 75 percent complete and ready for water by July 1 next year. Dredges are expected to manage slides near the Culebra cut as work continues to finish the big ditch. President Taft plans to visit the isthmus to promote operations.
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Taft
Col
G. W. Goethals
Panama Canal
Canal
Colonel Goethals
Pacific
Goethals
Culebra
New York
Mghknaime
U.S
Georgia
United States
Bacon
Brown
Cupid
Capitol
State Capitol
Wilson
Engineer Wilson
John M. Slaton
House
Senate
Hall of Representatives
Supreme Court
Cheif
W. H. Fish
Secretary of State
Slaton
State Railroad Commission
Seminole Limited
Atlantic Coast Line
Central of Georgia Roads
Columbus
New Georgia
State of Georgia
Phil Cook
Perry
Macon
Northern
Chattanooga
Chickamauga
Flemington and Western
Georgia Railroad
Ggorgia
Alabama and Western
Gainesville
Waycross and Western
Jacksonville
McRae and Northern
Columbus and
Chattahoochee Valley
Sherwood Railway
Americus
Tifton
Atlanta
Georgia Traction
Prison Commission of Georgia
M. E. Strain
Fulton Superior Court
TM. Strain
Cal
County Board of Commissioners
C. Lindsey
Lindsey
Bob Wood
Abolition of the Fee System in Georgia Legislature
Georgia officials confront a new law requiring itemized daily fee records and quarterly reports. The policy aims to shift to straight salaries, prompting protests over added workload and clerical costs, with penalties for violations and possible broader political friction.
Back to the Country for lime breeze and forest fire
A historical piece contrasts fire horses used to fight fires with new gas engines, detailing the shift to government timber protection. It follows forest rangers in Arkansas as they monitor smoke from a distant tower, using a sighting hood, compass, and telegraph-linked stations to coordinate responses across vast national forests.
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Insur, &nOce
Washington
Arkansas National Forest
Arkansas
Forest Preserve
Stea
Hint to Uncle Mary Garden at Chicago Luncheon
A Chicago luncheon recounts Christmas wit from Miss Mary Garden. She quotes a Philadelphia girl's uncle rich from a western mine who plans a Christmas visit after 17 years. The tale includes a clever suggestion to identify him with a string of pearls and ermine stole in the Gingerbread Was Up. A baker in camp cuts two dollars from a gingerbread slab to match a greenback.
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Chicago
Mary Garden
Philadelphia
Broad Street Station
The Bertillon Method Course For Paris Police
M Bertillon head of the Paris anthropometric bureau leads a training program for a new corps of 200 police volunteers at headquarters. The course covers the technical and practical aspects of modern crime detection, including metric methods and record keeping, designed to improve the force’s investigative capacity.
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M. Bertillon
Paris
Criminal Brigade
M. Bertil
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