Many snips of era quips and satirical notes
A jumbled column of quips and remarks on politics, crime, travel, and society. It mocks declarations from leaders, wagers on aviation and baseball, jokes about Paris bank robberies, marriages and divorces, and the Arctic, with brief asides on laws and manners.
Pity on a Dentist Who Married Fifty Women
A curious old item notes a New York dentist who wed fifty women and never met the Philadelphia mistress with ten husbands, a comic tale of matchmaking and mistaken unions in early gossip.
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Hoch
New York
Philadelphia
No title found for channel swim claim
A reflective line about people aiming to swim the English Channel to claim achievement, noting that saying they did it is as easy as actually doing it. The text critiques motivation and value of the feat rather than reporting a concrete event.
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Arctic
Anthony Fiala
Roosevelt Hosts Japanese and Russian Peace Envoys at Oyster Bay
President Roosevelt receives Baron Komura and Minister Takahira at luncheon and Baron de Rosen at dinner, praising the Japanese and Russian envoys for advancing peace talks. The visits from Sagamore Hill to the Sylph and rail trips were conducted without incident, with both sides expressing appreciation for the progress of the conference.
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Oyster Bay
N. Y
Baron Komura
Takahira
Baron de Rosen
Roosevelt
Japan
Russia
America
Sagamore Hill
New York
M. Witte
Sze
Food Shortage Plagues Panama Canal Laborers
In Panama ten laborers on the Panama Canal work force face near starvation as prices soar. They survive on scraps and wild cane while begging officials for aid. Washington cables for relief as an emergency bid from Markel is considered for immediate action.
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New York
Panama Canal
Panama
Washington
Markel
Lawsuit Seeks 3.75 Million in Lawson Financing Dispute
Luis H. Rahn of Urique Mexico sues Thomas W. Lawson in the Boston supreme court claiming $3,750,000 in damages for alleged failure to finance the Lawson Company of Mexico. Rahn seeks 7,500 Lawson shares and 22,500 shares placed in a ten year safe deposit to bind the agreement.
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Boston
Thomas W. Lawson
Luis H. Rahn
Urique
Mexico
Mr. Lawson
Supreme Court
Lawson Company
Lawson
Mutineers Sentenced After Court Martial on Georg Pobiedonosetz
In Odessa the court martial proceeding for seventy five mutineers from the battleship Georg Pobiedonosetz concluded after ten days. Sentences: three executed, thirteen to penal servitude, thirty three to disciplinary works, twenty acquitted. Read aloud aboard the ship with crew present.
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Odessa
Georg Pobiedonosetz
Georgi Pobiendonoeets
Wealth On Ship Four Kaisers Passengers Worth Billions
Four passengers aboard the Kaiser Wilhelm ship of the North German Lloyd, seated near the captain, were identified as among the wealthiest travelers. Their combined fortune was estimated at 400 million dollars, enough to buy out all Europe’s dressmakers' stock.
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New York
Kaiser Wilhelm SL
Lloyd Line
Europe
Japanese Cabinet Asked to Resign After Peace Terms
Premier Katsura spoke at a joint session outlining peace terms. Progressive leader Oishi urged resignation over unsatisfactory terms. Baron Yamamoto defended the decision as better than war and noted no disorder due to rain and guard patrols.
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Tokio
Katsura
Cape Soya
la Perouse Straits
Sakhalin
Japan
Fushan
Yentai
Oishi
Progressive Party
Baron Yamamoto
Vladivostok
Shusha in ruins as Armenian and Tartars clash
Armenian bishop in Shusha reports devastation with hundreds killed or wounded as fighting continues for five days. Government offices churches schools and shops are destroyed and thousands beg for food funds and shelter amid widespread starvation. In Baku reports note 3000 of 3600 oil wells damaged and warning of renewed warfare and rising unemployment.
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Tiflis
Caucasia
Shusha
ST. Petersburg
Baku
Crisis in Baku Subdues But Death Toll Mounts
Uprising in the Baku district has apparently passed the crisis though the situation remains grave and order distant. Fighting factions loot burn and murder in the old district and city. Troops continue arriving as losses are estimated between 50 and 75 million dollars though calculations are questioned.
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ST. Petersburg
Baku
Old
Western Postmasters Appointments Listed
Washington reports new postmasters for Kansas Osbornes Portis Tweed Gove counties Missouri Cliquot Monroe Royal Stark and Stark towns with replacements for resignations and a death. Noted appointees include Hi ram B Smith Charles A Deves Thomas H Phillips Charles E Hawn Thomas F Breuer Terry T Wells amid resignations.
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Washington
Kansas
Portis
Osborne County
Hiram B. Smith
J. L. Powers
Tweed
Gove
Charles A. Deves
H. L. Filson
Missouri
Cliquot
Polk
Thomas H. Phillips
Oliver C. Scudder
Florida
Monroe County
Charles E. Hawn
William W. Crigler
Royal
Phelps
Thomas F. Breuer
William H. Lickslider
Stark
Pike County
Terry T. Wells
Henry T. McIlroy
Rockefeller Bicycling Progress Noted at Cleveland
In Cleveland John D. Rockefeller is rapidly improving as a bicyclist. He has learned to ride straight without a helper for balance though safety marks remain. He even takes the machine on golf links, riding between positions, but on sod accidents are frequent and a helper is still needed.
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Cleveland
John D. Rockefeller
Lawson Gives $1000 for Kansas City Labor Temple
Thomas W. Lawson of Boston donates 1000 to Kansas City labor temple fund. The Industrial Council confirms receipt and states the money will be used for the project.
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Boston
Tom Lawson
Industrial Temple
Kansas City
Thomas W. Lawson
The
Industrial Council
Lawson
Typhoid Prevalent Prompts Missouri University Sanitation Plan
Typhoid fever serious in Columbia Missouri prompts joint meeting of the university board of health and city council to adopt drastic sanitation measures. Fifty nine cases reported as students face rigid examinations and boarding house inspections ahead of the September 12 term start.
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Columbia
University of Missouri
University Board of Health
Missouri crop report shows strong corn growth and high yields
Secretary Ellis reports rapid August growth for Missouri corn with most fields safe from frost. Damage from rainfall wind and overflow lowers August average to 95 points but remains 18 points above five year average. Projected state yield about 255 million bushels from 7,076,050 acres with fair September weather needed for ripening. Plowing for wheat progresses. winter apple yields mostly unsatisfactory with limited surplus. some counties report apples above home needs.
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Kansas City
Northwest
Pike
St. Charles
Shelby
Warren
Andrew
Atchison
Buchanan
Holt
Cooper
Howard
Miller
Phelps
Christian
Barry
Webster
Crawford
Shannon
Mayor tightens Sunday liquor ban in Wellsville
Wellsville Missouri mayor Burk Haller orders a strict Sunday closing rule for saloons. He serves notice requiring saloonkeepers to bar all entry on Sundays under penalty of enforcement.
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Welleville
Wellsville
Burkhaller
Governor Folk appoints numerous Missouri officials
Gov Folk announces many appointments across Missouri. Charles S Goodman is named administrator of vice O M Mathers James L Grubbs from Canton Tabbed for a two year term James H Kelsey Carrollton and Carre named to a two year post J M Shartaliam H Hughes on the Missouri commission Thomas H Landrin Charles H Haskell E E Rand named to the revenus board Read lists of appointees from Savanna Tarkio St Joseph and other towns. Stock at People's United bank oversubscribed funds ordered returned. Missouri crop outlook predicts 1903 yield near 250 million bushels on 36 bushels per acre with slightly higher acreage.
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Jefferson City Folk
Charles S. Goodman
O. M. Mathers
James L. Grubbs
Canton
James H. Kelsey
Carrollton and
Carre
J .M. Shartal
H. Hughes
Thomas H. Landrin
Charles H. Haskell
S E. E. Rand
Revenus
West Normal School
R. Williams
Savanna
Tarkio
C. J. Wallen
Mary W. D. Rusk
St. Joseph
Mound City
A. H. Vandives
H. B. Purl
Kirksville
Frisco Train Robbery Reported at Carthage Stop
In Carthage Missouri two robbers held up a sleeping car porter during a Frisco train stop Saturday night. They entered the smoking compartment and robbed several passengers of cash and valuables.
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Carthage
Folk Leave for Portland in Early May Exercises
Jefferson City Missouri residents depart Saturday to join May Day events in Portland. Lieutenant Governor McKillis is expected Monday to act as governor during Governor Folk’s absence.
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Folk
Portland
Jeferson City
McKil
Anti Auto Movement Gathers Support in Mexico County
In Mexico Missouri a broad call prompts a special meeting at the courthouse on the 23rd to plan a campaign against what organizers call the autoevil. Farmers and town residents sign the petition backing the effort.
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Mexico
Miner killed in mine blast near Carthage
A Missouri miner died after a dynamite blast at a Carthage area mine. The 23 year old man suffered severe facial injuries but lived about an hour and a half. He left four children and a widow.
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Carthage
John Law
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Browning
Sakhalin Island
Barney Oldfield
Pittsburg
Paris
Milwaukee
Costa Rica
Noy Knabenshue
Chicago
Korea
United States
Curzon
Kitchener
Macaulay
St. Louis
Komura
Witte and
de Rosen
Missour
Johnson County
Wig Ag
Warrensburg
Cockrell
Son
Paul
Hiram
Herbert Martin
Hyatt Boys
Walter
Man
Missouri Crop Report
Ellis
State Board of Agriculture
GOV. Folk
Frewrick
People's Uniteds Bank
Judes Mekhi
Clayton
Presiden G. Lewis
Secretary of the of Agriculture
Hartsville
John Ontial MaComb
Seton
Acquitts