Quotable Browning Jokes and Wit Across Topics
A garbled sermon of humorous aphorisms lampoons Browning men and modern habits. Jokes touch on honesty, prayers, juries, gun calibers, Shakespeare, boys, marriages, and Lindbergh, preserving a period voice with names and social cues.
Social notes from area families this week
Too late for last issue. Mr and Mrs Walter McKay t Sunday at the Pete Wil home. Mrs Lester Stephenson helped care for her seriously ill mother. Ralph Pipes had George Artz install a new radio last Saturday. Mr and Mrs Melvin Stephenson and Mr and Mrs Robert Stephenson visited the Millard Swank home on Sunday.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mrs
Walter McKay
The
Pete Wilhome
Lester Stephenson
Ralph Pipes
George Artz
Melvin Stephenson
Robert Stephenson
Millard Swank Home
Clyde Hatcher
Victor Hatcher
Orgood
John Nicho
Freda Schweppe
Chillicothe
Bertha Schweppe
Carolyn
F. L. Schweppe
J. D. Tipton
Daisy Sharp
Milan
Gertie Walker
Kirksville
Alton Walker
Local residents attend meetings and sales in Green City
Leeanna Johnson spent an afternoon with Mr and Mrs Fisher. Mr and Mrs Earl Jacobs called on John Myers and family. They went to Milan on business. Bill Frank and Tom Ford attended the community sale at Green City. Jake Fields bought a bunch of cattle last week.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Leeanna Johnson
Mrs. Fisher
Earl Jacobs
John Myers
Milan
Bill and
Frank Johnson
Tom Ford
Green City
Jake Fields
Lowell Lavaughn Sayers
Owen Sayers
Trenton
Walnut Grove Community Notes Include Births and Local News
Walnut Grove Community Club met at the schoolhouse with a large crowd. A school program featured violin music by Albert Spray and coffee and cake afterward. News notes report a baby girl born to Mr. and Mrs. Nora Taylor and various local visits, travel, and a Valentine party at the Walnut Grove school.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Walnut Grove Community Club
Albert Spray
Nora Taylor
Winigan Creek Items Include Local Visits and News
Local notes report J O McCollum receiving a birthday gift from son C W McCollum and wife of Omak Washington. Several Brookfield visits and social calls are listed among residents including Helms, Ware, Thompson, Yochim, Riedle, Pepper, and McCollums. Various conditions and activities such as tire changing and wood cutting are mentioned with family visits to John Rauer and Carlos Rauer near Linneus.
Local visitors conduct business in Milan and Kirksville
G. T. Crist and S. M. Romine were in Milan on business. Mon Don Turner and Glen Weiden Hofer were in Kirksville on business Monday.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
G. T. Crist
S.M. Romine
Milan
Don Turner
Glen Weidenhofer
Kirksville
Groundhog Day Weather and Local Notes in Purdin
The column notes birds, weather musings, and local health and visits in Purdin. Ivan Head and family visited Mrs. Fannie Head. Will Western improves from illness, Will Cumbo suffers a severe stroke with slim recovery chances. Bill Jenkins rejoins town life as Mrs. Fred Cassity remains sick. A Purdin show last Wednesday night was well received. Mrs. Grover Garrett improves after a long flu illness.
Shelby Items Highlight Local Visits and Travel
Johnnie Burkholder, Herb Wilson and C. M. Smith made a business trip to Chicago on Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Albert Dodge visited Mrs. T. L. McDonnald Saturday as she remains ill. Glenn Bailey and Miss Bernice Pearler called on his parents Wednesday night. Nile Bauer went to Kansas City on business Saturday.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Johnnie Burkholder
Herb Wilson
C. M. Smith
Chicago
Glenn Bailey
Bernice Pearler
Mrs. W. J. Bailey
Nile Bauer
Kansas City
Shafter Community Notes Highlight Local Visits and Health
The Shafter items record visitors to residents including Mrs Edgar Morris and Mrs Bob Shifflet. James Hammock misses school due to chicken pox while Miss Catherine Woolf at Light School is ill. Numerous family and neighbor visits unfold with listing of dozens of households. A Valentine party at Shafter School is planned for February 14.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Catherine’ Woolf
The
Light School
Humphreys Items Delbert Mays Buys Phillips 66 Station
Delbert Mays buys the Phillips 66 filling station from Curt Johnson of Trenton. Arthur Johnson, Curt’s brother, operated the station last year. Mays also purchases the five room residence and office outbuildings and equipment.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Delbert Mays
Near Here
Curt Johnson
Trenton
Arthur Johnson
Curt
Mr. May
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G. T. Woodward
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Nny Brown
I FM Te
Shakespeare
Lindbergh
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Grand Rapids
Walnut Grove
L. D. Howell
Roy Stevenson
Glen
George Young
Prairie Chapel
Ross Greenstreet
Tom Greenstreet
Roy Carr
Robert Cattey
Allen Fix
Archie Hampton
Wilie Riddle
Mildred Nickell
Alva Boerrmann and Sons
Charley Pips
Farl Dunlap
Othl Hegey
Wm. Nation
Glenn Steele
Mi‘an
Homer Holen
Stanton
Jim Morris
Art Millican
John Howell
Johnson and the Lee
Wm. Darr
Johnny Cook
Dorothy Fay
Harry Darr
George Medley
Amanda Cook
Sam Smith
Wm. Wiedenhofer
George Haggy
Avon
Oklahoma
C. K. Moddrell
Dan Turner
Cora
Elbert Smith
Orvis Logan
Curt Rauer
Ben Mullins
Linneus
Pauline Pamper
Andrew Stufflebean
Winigan Creek
J. O. McCollum
C. W. McCollum
Omak, Wash
Earl
Carl Helms
Alvin Thompson
Brookfield
Ruby Yochim
Wilma Rose
Chas. Helms
Velma Moore
Lizzie Nester
Delbert Asher
Lawrence Riedle
Braden Thudhum
Theresa Pepper
J. C. McCollum and Son
C. A. McCollum
Mendon
Phillip Bailey
Herb Pepper
John Rauer
Curt and
Ruth Helms
Ruby Richardson
Carlos Rauer
Lioyd Cordray
Everett Lambert
Charley
Curt Helms
Drury Watson
Ida McCollum
Estelle Coffman
Roy Pampers
Purdin and Vicinity
Ivan Head
Fannie Head
Will Western
Will Cumbo
Bill Jenkins
Fred Cassity
Purdin
Grover Garrett
Shelby
True Blue Club
Edgar Morris
Tom. Morris
Bob Shifflet
James Hammock
Kenneth Jennings
Vernon Phillips
Ola Belcher
Tol Myers
W. L. Baker
David Cady
K. W. Gooch
L. E. Hedges
Homer Cooper
Fay Coulter
Alice Marie
Mrs. L. W. Arnold
Bill Morris
W. L. Baker’s
Shafter School
Frank McMickle
Lute Hulet
Shafter
Herman and
Hazel Coover
George Phillips
Ida Thompson
McNeely
Floy Johnson
Marm Kimbrough
John Longwell
Eugene West
Albert Ellett
Guy Carver
Chase, Kansas
T. E. Cutsinger
Albert Cutsnger
Oswego, Jrl
S. C. Cutsinger
Sophrona Wolfe
Denver
Colo
Glen Wolfe
Claude Herrirgan
Kansas
Ollie Mack
Jimmie
Los Angeles
California
Clifford Wagner
Rebecca Ames
Bana ‘McKay
Clyde Nicho
Clyde Jr
Claude
Mary Harding
Clyde Nichols
Willie Lake
Claude Dearing
John Nichols
Sarah Nicho
and Raney
Kathleen Bailey
Sandra Kay
Vivian
Viva Raney
Brimson
Edison Raney
Annie McClasky
Roger
Lou Williams
Imogene Williams
Albert Williams
Christian Aid Society
Delbert May
Arthur Francis
Kirks‘ville
Harry Hamilton
Emma Roach
del VanFossen
Ellen Price
Brooks Buckham
Lou Hamilton
Marilyn
Wallace Lovell
Near Roger
R. E. Crowd
Salt Lake City
Utah
Humphreys
Will
W. R. Head
Amos Cotter
Ora Smith
Walter Head
Rep
J. B. Fleming
M. L. Haning
Missouri
EF R. Duncan
Farmers Store
Browning, Mo
T. R. McArtor
M. D
Hillcrest Farm & Hatchery
Farmer's Mutual Insurance Company OF
Linn County
Farmers Mutual Insurance Co
Meadville
Linneus, Missouri
W. C. Hoover
P. F. Walsh