The Ballad of a Hairless Twenty-Six Year Old
A twenty six year old narrator laments his lack of facial hair. He describes years of failed remedies and vanity, including growth methods, oils, and products, while observing peers with beards. He admits patience worn thin, still bare, and awaits some miracle tip to finally grow facial hair.
Snow Flake and Diamond Ring Moral on Pride
A wandering snowflake falls on a high-born lady's hand and a diamond ray from a golden band glints as her fingers glow. The snowwaif rests briefly and her white fingers seem tinged yellow, revealing that earthly splendor fades beside divine beauty.
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Earth
Wedding Preparations and a Story of a Cherished Fork
A home wedding bustle unfolds at the Leland household for Adelaide and Harold Fitzgerald with bridal parties and gifts. Millicent recounts a century old fork carrying a history linked to Mrs. Fitzgerald and a Creole couple whose silver entered a family via Uncle John from New Orleans.
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Lelands
Adelaide
Harold Fitzgerald
King
Milly
Harold
Millicent
Marion
Amy
South
New Orleans
Dr. Sevier
Tin
Uncle John
Jodger
Santo Domingo
Hayti
John
Santa Domingo
Anduhappy Island
Peope
United States
The Silver Fork and a Spanish Legend
A group of girls at a boarding school spin a fairy tale linking a famous Guadalcanal mine to a silver fork. Don Juan and Don Carlos figure in a family history of exploration and fortune, ending with a wedding gift and a hopeful prophecy for King and Adelaide.
Asparagus Bed Planting and Varieties from Seedsmen
Seedsmen in New York offer Colossal and Defiance asparagus with dealers in Boston and Philadelphia. A pound yields 3000 to 10000 plants. rows and spacing advised for best market crops. Plant crowns four inches deep, wait two years before cropping, then expect twenty years of production with annual manure.
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New York City
Boston
Philadelphia
Long Island
Dr. Thurber
Amerwan Agriculturist
Moody in Texas Teaches Sunday School Humor
Reverend Dwight Moody visited a Fort Worth Sunday school and questioned a fifteen year old girl about remission of sins. He then elicited a humorous answer from Tommy Dexter, son of Judge Dexter, after asking why God created Eve and about a wife’s sewing duties.
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Dwight Moody
Texas
Fort Worth
Texas Siftings
Not Sufficient Preparation
A middle aged man seeks work at an evening paper. He claims to write leading articles while the editor tests him with reading articles. He has no prior newspaper work and jokes about reading since childhood before disappearing.
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New York Tribune
Worthless line of statesmen offspring in American history
A Washington era column argues many notable families have lost their political talent across generations. It cites Holman Mahone and Harris sons in government payrolls, notes inherited influence, and lists Bayards Frelinghuysens Sherman Pendleton Thurman Cameron and Butler lineages with brief ancestral references.
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Holman
Sabene
Washington
Mahone
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Harris
Tennessee
McMillan
Lapham
George
Eli Saulsbury
Senator Jones
House
Jackson
Madison
Polk
Buchanan
Franklin Pierce
Prince John van Buren
Jeffersons
Gen. Grant
Henry Clay
Clay
Kentucky
John Randolph
Patrick Henry
Silas Wright
New York
Aaron Burr
William King
Alexander Stephens
Washington Irving
America
Bayards
Tom Bayard
Richard Bayard
Delaware
Richard Bassett
Frelinghuysens
Frederick Frelinghuysen
Continental Congress
Theodore Frelinghuysen
Frederick T. Frelinghuysen
Theodore
Sherman
Roger Sherman
George Pendleton
Gen. Washington
Pendleton
Nathaniel Greene Pendleton
Congress
Ohio
Allen G. Thurman
Henry A. Wise
United States
M. C. Butler
Butler
Sumner
Preston Brooks
Great Men and Their Lines Across American History
The text surveys prominent U S figures and their ancestry, noting Ben Butler, Harrison, Hale, and Hale family links. It contrasts inherited status with plebeian roots, argues great men’s descendants vary in virtue, and concludes many notable lineages show no greater merit than common people.
Soil Water and Cholera Link in Past Epidemics
A discussion from Popular Science Monthly argues that soil moisture levels influence cholera outbreaks. It cites Bavaria in 1854 with marshy areas spared, Saxony’s dry zones avoiding repeated visits, and Salzburg Innsbruck on alluvial soils showing different patterns. The author urges continuous observation of soil moisture during outbreaks and cessations.
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Bavaria
Ge Donau
Euburg
Ingolstadt
Fea
Freisinger Moors
Bergmoos
Reinhard
Saxony
Spree
Salzburg
Innsbruck
Salzbach
Inn
Munich
Isar
Lyons
Bombay
Popular Science Monthly
Orchard Fertilizer From Chip Dirt and Ashes
W B Jones in American Agriculturist prescribes a fertilizer made from chip dirt and hardwood ashes. Mix one bushel ashes to three of chip dirt, spread about two bushels per young tree, and beware of litter to deter mice. Keep weeds down in summer and avoid planting too close to trees.
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W. B. Jones
American Agriculturist
Riddle Style Skating Phrases From Norristown Herald
A Norristown Herald blurb presents a playful riddle set about skating positions and body poses, each paired with quirky phrases like money in the bank and no objection to a mother-in-law. The piece uses humor to link moves with short captions.
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Norristown Herald
Timely Concert Nonsense Sparks Husband and Stranger Quips
A concert scene prompts wry banter about a singer's voice with quips from her husband and an amused stranger. The husband extols the voice claiming timbre while the stranger notes cracks and weathering humorously. The husband stays quiet as the show ends.
Multitude of oddities from sea to stage across the nation
A survey of unusual notes includes a Athens Ga hen that lays two eggs, a Harvard annex for women growing from 27 to over 50 students, and a Georgia rocking chair aged 68 still useful. Reports cover 68 percent cattle losses in Indian Territory, Portland’s 33 000 population, and rare phosphate deposits in Florida.
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W. H. Morton
Athens
Indian Territory
Harvard
Anthens
Jacksonville
Savannaha
Idaho
Boise City
Blackfoot
Indianapolis
Portland
Oregon
Albina
Quitman County
Georgia
Washington
Shelby
N. C
Alachua County
Florida
South Carolina
Bessemer
United States
Bessemer Steel
H. P. Hubbard
New Haven
Nantucket
Maine
Union
New York
Alta California
San Fernando
Los Angeles County
Cal
Maclay Station
Silver King
Arizona
Newport
R. L
Mahlon Holland
Bangor
Holland
Virginia City
Nev
Baldwin
Johnston Troup
Edwin Booth
Booth
Maryland Physicians Endorse Rep Star Coven Curs
Maryland physicians endorse official health opinions, led by Dr Samuel K Cox, stating Rep Star Coven Curs is harmless and effective. Authorities report it contains no opiates or narcotics and acts promptly, backed by practical tests. Dated Batmore Mo February 11 1885.
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Maryland
Commissioner of Health
Baltimore
Samuel K. Cox
Washington
Batmore, Mo
Red Star Cough Cure touted as safe opiate free remedy
An advertisement touts Red Star Cough Care as a vegetable cough remedy free from morphine and opium. It claims endorsements from Maryland officials and large-scale distribution across the United States, selling for fifty cents a bottle.
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McLane
Roberter
Maryland
Latrobe
Adreon
Baltimore
United States
Tuz Charles A. VoorLen Company
Grant in comparatively comfortable condition during march week
New York Medical Record reports General Grant in a stable state with insomnia controlled by anodynes. physicians note the local disease has not worsened, with ulceration area unchanged and throat ulcers covered by yellow exudation treated by lime water and permanganate. He remains able to walk with a cane and enjoy a carriage airing.
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New York
Grant
J. H Douglas
H. B. Sands
George F. Shady
Fordyce Barker
Douglas
New Orleans Museum Professor Credits St Jacobs Oil Cure
Prof C Donaldson of New Orleans says rheumatic pains plagued him for years until spending ten thousand dollars on doctors baths electric appliances and liniments. He reports St Jacobs Oil cured him completely and he has sold his crutches.
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C. Donaldson
New Orleans
St. Jacobs
New Minister to Turkey Named by President and Senate
The president nominated S Cox of New York as envoy extraordinary and minister plenipotentiary to Turkey. Cox, born in Zanesville Ohio Sept 30 184, studied at Ohio University and Brown University, edited the Columbus Statesman, served in Congress, and has been a Democratic member since the Forty-first. A Danish political note reports rising liberal gains against the Conservative ministry and King Christian Estrup.
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Cox
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Turkey
Zanesville
Ohio
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Columbus
New York City
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Estrup
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