Tall Pole for Flagstaff Sparks Comic Outcry
The regimental commander orders a tall flagstaff and discovers no tall poles exist, humorously discovering a Lithuanian helper taller than anyone else. The exchange highlights the awkward moment and ends with a sharp quip about attention.
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O’hara
Quiz Answers Cover Wide Range of Facts
A user presents ten trivia questions with supplied answers on topics from air travel to geography, pectin, cans, population figures, hospitals and hotels, labor party votes, and U.S. Vatican diplomacy during the Civil War. The answers cite historical estimates, places, and officials.
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International Statistical Institute
Farmer-Labor Party
John J. Stockton
New Jersey
Alexander W. Randall
Wisconsin
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Richard Milford Blatchford
New York
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Wise and Otherwise: Secret of success and honesty
A humorous reflection on success from taking advantage of others work and the tension between tact and truth. The column notes frequent thefts of towels and soap from railroads and contrasts cleanliness with honesty while musing on love’s blindness and beachgoers’ spectacles.
Automobile Officer Seeks Slingshot Boy After Plane Crash
A road patrol officer stops near a field and asks a boy if he saw a downed plane. The boy denies sighting any crash, quietly claiming only to have been shooting at a bottle. A carpenter is described as calm under pressure.
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Sonny
All Ready Judge Why Have You Brought That Cudgel
Prisoner complains about being forced to provide his own defense. A seaside girl’s handkerchief prompts a remark about a right young man, suggesting a light court scene with social gossip and mischief.
Pro and Con Diction Clash in Banter
In a terse exchange, a speaker bets on diction while another praises his spouse. The playful quip pivots on pro and con, punning on diction and contra diction to land a lighthearted repartee.
Nightclub Joke Shocks New Member Reveal
A club bore recounts a dream where a lion and a tiger close in on him as he lies sleeping. A new member wakes, astonished, and declares he could not have slept through it, praising the showy moment.
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Club
Ground Grip Tires Promise Higher Efficiency for Farm Implements
GREATER SAVINGS Slices 25 percent time and up to 50 percent fuel versus steel lugged wheels. Low-cost Firestone cut down wheel program allows one tire set on multiple implements. GREATER DRAWBAR PULL boosts work output in a given time. Only Firestone Ground Grip Tires offer such performance. See them at your Firestone dealer and specify for new tractors and farm implements. Voice of Firestone with Margaret Speaks airs Mondays on NBC Red Network.
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Firestone
Firestone Auto Supply & Service
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