Bowser’s House Cleaning Escapade Ends in Mayhem
In a comic Detroit Free Press piece Mr Bowser agrees to help Mrs Bowser clean the house. The plan spirals into chaos as ladders, torn curtains, and a chaotic carpet removal push him past breaking point, ending with his vow to never return and his wife insisting on staying. The burlesque chaos draws neighbors, lost teeth, and a dramatic collapse of temper.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mr. Bowser
The Cray Hair Puller
A rosy twenty year old in Kansas City earns a living by aiding women with gray hairs. She visits periodically to remove silver threads, comb hair, and apply glycerine and rose remedies. The work is not especially disagreeable and pays well.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Kansas City Journal
Thumb Ring Fashion Question Sparks Jewelers Curiosity
A New York jeweler recalls a surprising order for a plain broad dull gold thumb ring. The client wore it on her left thumb and the maker notes the oddity and fashion interest of such a piece in contemporary jewelry.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Jeweler’s Weekly
New York
Greece
Taking a Bath Berlin Letter in New York Sun
An Englishman in a Berlin hotel insists on a late night bath. Guests, staff, and managers clash over the plan as a rusting cast iron tub is dragged to a room. Water is hauled from the basement in pails while curious hotel workers observe the unconventional bath.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Berlin
New York
Wes
Gomarcs
No. 44
Alligator and Mash Hen Tale in Riverbank Folklore
A colorful regional folk tale recounts Colonel Charles C. Jones Jr describing Buh Alligatur feeding on a fiddler then clashing with Buh Mash-Hen. The tale explains claws, a painful bite, and the uneasy balance between the two creatures as their interactions shape local lore and kinship.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Charles C. Jones, Jr
Lion and Goat Duel Over Rock in Forest
A lion stalks a goat by a large rock. The goat continues chewing and resists. The lion demands answers as the goat asserts rock hands and warns the lion to back off. The forest remains tense as the confrontation ends with the goat claiming to bury the rock and survive.
All About Pants in Amelia Rives Tale Provokes L. C. Critique
The Louisville Commercial mocks Amelia Rives for her story The Quick of the Dead, noting characters that pant, while recalling an old maid’s tale of Gotham and Dorcas. The excerpt centers on a sofa scene and a lover’s confession that “my heart pants.”
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Chicago
Louisville
Amelia Rives
Miss Rives
Gotham
Birdie
Dorcas
Six Trombones Mistakenly Read Here as Do in Cold
Arban, a famed French musician, trains a Russian orchestra with six trombones. While rehearsing, the players mistake the note do for Here, prompting Arban to stop them. The head musician explains they cannot reach do without stretching their arms, which chills them in the cold.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Arban
Learning Stenography For Court Reporters Or Political Speeches
The piece says learning stenography varies by purpose. For court reporting it may take two to three years to master exact transcription. For simply reporting political speeches or writing from memory, about six weeks of study with breaks can suffice.
Queer Errors in Translations of English Writers
Analysis of translation blunders in 19th century foreign editions. Examples include Voltaire in Shakespeare, Chatelain's Hamlet, and misrendered titles and phrases. The piece notes widespread absurdities, cites French, Italian, and German translators, and discusses consequences for periodicals and publishers.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Cornhill) Magazine
Voltaire
Jules Janin
Macbeth
Northumberland
Henry IV
Hamlet
Chevalier de Chatelain
Surprised Artist in Newark Birthday Gift Reveal
A Newark wife surprises her husband George Jenkins with a self painted oil portrait. They misidentify elements as cows, horses, a stump, a haystack and a dog, then a cow, a log, a white dress figure, and a fence. The husband and wife argue playfully as he mistakes the scene for animals and landscape while she insists it is art.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Zenas Dane
Detroit Free Press
George
Newark
Pod
George Jenkins
Delicate scales weigh a signature and eyelash in New York Sun
A New York Sun piece recounts a scale maker showing a tiny device that weighs a single hair or an autograph. The tester proves a 39 milligram paper weighs six milligrams, comparing names like Jay Gould. The device appeals to money brokers and autograph collectors, with a possible pamphlet on autograph weights.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New York Sun
Wall Street
Jay Gould
Jay
A Cure for Scandal in Morocco Rumor
Mrs Dusenbury and Mr Dusenbury discuss strange customs abroad. The paper claims Moroccan women gossip and have their lips rubbed with cayenne pepper. They plan to attend a sewing circle while joking about the pepper ritual.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Detroit Free Press
The Progress of Evolution. A Lunatic Asylum Visitor Speaks
The visitor admires a comely woman now a lunatic, once a great society belle. The superintendent notes her disease is monomania and treats it as hopeless though not dangerous. Her mania is to marry for love, a boundless passion praised no longer by society.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Omaha Woird
Lunatic Asylum
An Extravagant Wife and a Spring Lamb Dinner
A wife promises a treat of strawberries at dinner, while the husband balks, citing April extravagance and a hearty lunch. He mentions having spring lamb with mint sauce, dampening the wife’s plans and the appetite for berries.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
John
German court fines patron for libel over telephone delay
A German court fined a telephone patron 60 marks and jailed him 12 days for libellous remarks aimed at a central office official after a wait for a call. The ruling is noted for American telephonic readers as a warning about misusing a scientific convenience.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Germany
Only Temporarily Fluent in Demosthenes Stammer Claim
A Somerville Journal note questions a tale that Demosthenes permanently cured his stammer by stepping on a wee night to the cellar stairs by the furnace in the dark. The account suggests only temporary relief.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Somerville Journal
Demosthenes
Old Settler narrates doolally bear coastin tale grimly comic
In a Chicago Herald piece retold by Ed Mott, the Old Settler recalls winter coastin on a snow crust with two bears and a cave escape. He describes tracking a big bear, a cave fire, and finally a wild ride down a 500 foot ledge to a pond, ending with a thunderous plunge and a boast about his marksmanship.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ed Mott
Chicago Herald
Peleg
Sonny
Ripsy’s Hill
Sugar Swamp
Car’ling
Hanner
Reuben
Rasse
Kicker Sparks Local Feud and Boisterous Social Notes
A satirical weekly column mocks Col Jim Johnson amid threats of a rival paper, recalls Major Pete Scott’s brass wedding anniversary, and lampoons Judge Knapp’s death and a taunting Tara stone critic. The piece preserves racy local tone with vivid names and colorful events from the era.
The Old, Old Story Tid Bits
A humorous domestic scene unfolds as a wife flatters her husband in wartime letters and chatter. The exchange centers on slippers muffins and affection, with playful hints about extravagance and a worn yet loving dynamic between George and his wife.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
George
Your Destiny
Prose on horoscope portraits of girls born in each month. January praises prudence and temper. February lauds affection and motherhood. March praises chatter and quarrel tendency. April notes intelligence and petulance. May calls beauty and happiness likely. June marks impetuous marriage and frivolity. July praises looks but sulky temper. August sees amiability and wealth seeking. September portrays discretion and amiability. October highlights prettiness and coquettishness. November describes liberal kindness with wild disposition. December notes proportional figure fondness for novelty and extravagance.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Philadelphia Times
Redhaired siren at office tests couple's hiring plan
A Charlotte avenue woman recalls an Intelligence Office visit where a redhaired clerk sized up her husband and questioned dinner courses and by the hour arrangements. She leaves noting her husband is too stylish to hire and will not pursue the matter further.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Detroit
Method in Her Madness
Comic exchange from Epoch chapter notes a bachelor visiting Brown’s home. The guest comments on Brown’s cheerful wife and home life, then sighs at the romance, while another man teases about flirting and jealousy. Short dialogue captures domestic irony.
Whistling Words and the New Reporter’s Trial
In a Chicago Tribune local column scene a managing editor questions a new reporter about using the word whilst. The editor and reporter discuss language choice, and a memorandum notes the reporter may work in the janitorial department for a whilst.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Chicago Tribune
Robson
Carving the Chicken Prompt Sparks Playful Banter
In a light exchange, Mr Darringer is asked to carve the chicken before uttering a mischievous line. He replies with a calm, “Certainly, my love,” prompting the humorous request to hurry the carving. The dialogue showcases playful propriety and wry domestic humor.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Detroit Free Press
Rainbow beliefs and luck across cultures and weather lore
A survey of rainbow lore describes beliefs from Germany Hungary and Greece that the arc brings wealth health or doom. Many cultures assign fate to its touch or sight, with weather signs predicting rain or fair days, wind and harvest outcomes, and even sex changes in myth.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Brooklyn
Swabia
Hungary
Berne
Carinthia
Czech
Tyrol
Germany
Portugal
Greece
Norway
France
Ohemia
Ukraine
Austro-Hungary
Africa
Upper
Loire
Harz
Amiens
Bohemia
Leitonia
Boulogne
Lettoma
Samoa
Upsala I
Sicily
Cyprus
Phocis
India
Normandy
Signal Bureau
Russia
Cuba's Two Meals a Day Notes From Home Journal
The piece describes Cuban hotel life with two meals daily, a late morning liberal breakfast and a ceremonious dinner in the afternoon. It notes oranges with coffee, courses served in Havana style, and the contrast with American hotel practices, including the question of tea or coffee at seating.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Cuba
Home Journal
France
Switzerland
Havana
Lea
Fragmentary note on Cuban meals and beverage customs
The text discusses low nature's plan and eating like lower animals. It mentions Cubans not filling gomachs with fluids during meals. After breakfast, coffee or tea is served and cups are filled, though the writing is garbled and unclear.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Syless
Ako
Queen of May and Shadow Self Verses in a Fragment
A collection of verse fragments contrasts joyful singing with deep pain and longing. It includes Edith M. Thomas's The Shadow-Self, T. B. Aldrich's Independent note on aging, and Elizabeth Bisland's meditation on sorrow, plus rhymed dialogue about rank and romance with a beggar maid and a minstrel.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
T. B. Aldrich
The
Independent
Love's Imagining. Dreaming of a hoped confession
The speaker contemplates a imagined expression of love from a beloved on a wonder day. If the beloved spoke or showed signs of affection, the vision elevates life and casts present effort as dull beside the dream then the speaker consoles the anxious heart that the dream remains theirs.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Hope
Goodwin
May Violets and a Postal Romance
A lyrical collection blends May violets with scenes of Jack and Lucy wandering through woods while brambles tug at boots and a Horist's shop becomes a sought landmark. Amelie and May Harper appear in dreamlike verses about longing and unspoken questions in courtship imagery.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Madeline
Bridges
Judge
Lucy
Three and One Ella Wheeler Wilcox in America
A speaker admires a woman as mother wife and goddess in a lyrical meditation. He juxtaposes her calm, charity, and beauty with intimate tenderness and longing. The poem blends devotion to a noble lady with visions of a sick child and distant ideal love.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
America
Also Mentioned on This Page
MR. and
Mrs. Bowser
Er. B
Hoe
York State
Fiocercoes
Bret
Dilly
Bowser
Pants
Isaiah
Vilain
Cibber
Congreve
Walter Scott
Lmermuir
George Sackville
Minden
Miss Cooper
Paris
Wharon
Sery
Wharton
Pays de
Galles
Wales
Scotland
Monsieur Bouchette
Jacob Boehm
Isiah Stiefel
Boehm
L’opinion Nationale
L’ami Commun
Dickens
Duke Street
St. James
Quartier de
Bostin
Deuil
Ae Commune
Ripsy Hill
Man
Major Scott
Stern
Jim Johnson
Kicker
Indiana
Omaha
Taesday Evenin
Pete Scott
Jackass Hi
Green
General de Lisle
Wisconsin
Scott H
Pete
Ituark
New England
Jacob
Lydia Pinkham
Hoston
Bachelor
Brown
Alles
Wellington Rollins
Edith M. Thomas
American Magazine
Elzabeth Bisland
Anil
Amelie
May Harper's
Spealf
Quest
H. C. Bunner
Puck