Two-State Talk and a Lawyer for Attorney General
The author jokes about splitting Texas and making two states from Dakota. Patrick A. Collins is praised as a sound lawyer and upright citizen who would make an excellent attorney general.
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Flipper resigns and joins Whittaker show gag
Cartoonish quips mix politics and theater with public figures. Whimsical remarks speculate on actors like Buffalo Bill Hamlet and a czar donating palaces to the poor while a boy preacher faces a grim fate hinted at in dark humor.
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