The Mosquito by Josh Billings
The musketer is a short lived bug ready for business and can bite minutes after birth. People misunderstand musketeers as social yet harmless, while the essay treats them as predatory and obnoxious with humorous mis spellings and a cautionary tone.
Love and warnings in a soldier’s love letter
A young man writes about loving four women and fearing a Waterloo due to deception. The column rebukes male vanity, warns that many women readers agree dropping lovers is common, and predicts returning soldiers will become steadier men after the war.
Officer taunts retreating soldier over marching band
A retreating soldier asks where the band is while an officer hurls the insult You coward and asks why he does not face the music The soldier replies that the band is in the rear implying the sound comes from behind during retreating action
Should a man marry before a job to support family
A Sewing Circle editor offers five dollar weekly prizes for best letters on duty and marriage. Readers may sign with a pen name. A reader shares a letter urging that a man should have funds to support a household before marriage and warns against marrying into debt or hardship.
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Sisters of the Sewing Circle
Sewing Circle
Readers urged to enter Post contest with gold prizes
The Boston Post invites responses to a humor contest offering three prizes for the funniest story. Entries must be original or credit the source, signed with real name and address, and limited to 200 words. Include publication rights and box address to RUNNY STORY CONTEST EDITOR.
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The
Post
the Post
Boston
Newton Newkirk
Myr
Joe Toye
Should She Tell A Duty To Warn The Families
A columnist urges confronting a man about a woman’s potentially ruinous course. Warn engaged and courting partners openly in person, not by anonymous note. Emphasizes duty to protect happiness and future children over pleas of privacy.
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Q. EH. D
Best For Washing Sweaters Borax Soap Chips
Borax Soap Chips offer safe sweater care with pure ingredients. The product promises gentle cleansing using only Borax and soap, avoiding damage to delicate fibers.
Borax Soap Chips Keep Woolens Soft and Clean
Sweaters washed in a luke warm solution of 20 Mule Team Borax Soap Chips will not shrink. They will be soft fluffy and hygienically cleaned because the Borax purifies them of odors and dirt which woolens absorb so readily.
Mock Indian Pudding and Other Family Recipes
A collection of old time dessert and cake ideas with instructions and author credits. Recipes include Mock Indian Pudding by Mrs H B Crosby of East Boston, Coffee Tapioca With Dates by Miss M I Davis of Roxbury, Fudge Squares by Norma E Bates of Arlington, Maple Sugar Cake by Mrs W H Amlaw of Somerville, detailing ingredients, quantities, mixing steps, and baking times.
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H. B. Crosby
Lexington Street
Boston
M. I. Davis
Huntington Avenue
Roxbury
Norma E. Bates
Cory Avenue
Arlington
R. I
Vermont
W. H. Amlaw
Putnam Street
Somerville
Cocoanut Oil Shampoo Card Says Coconut Oil Best
An advertisement urges using plain cocoanut oil as a mild, grease free shampoo. It claims most soaps and shampoos contain alkali that dries the scalp and weakens hair, while coconut oil cleanses effectively with rich lather. It notes the oil is inexpensive and widely available at drug stores for multiple uses.
Miscommunication with a Paris gendarme leads to a comic detour
A Boston reader recalls a Sunday trip to the Cathedral of St. Denis in Paris. He asks a gendarme for directions in French and receives an unexpected reply. After repeated questions he discovers he had spoken the exact phrase the officer misinterpreted as a command to stay.
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Paris
Cathedral
St. Denis
A. N. Rideout
Old South Building
Boston
Everyday Etiquette Snippets From a Social Column
A series of manners notes critique a neighbor couple purchasing their first home and a fashionable wife, advise against bringing children on trips, judge flirtatious behavior, and offer a Sunday lunch menu with a chicken dish and sweet treats.
Fashion Notes on Sleeves and Summer Waists
A pretty elbow length sleeve and MARLENE 2bk CWE JUGS are noted. The piece emphasizes bright waistcoats for sports costumes and rich dull blue rimmed with old silver. It predicts summer waists to grow increasingly sheer.
Are You Ashamed of Your Hands Beauty Cream Ad
An old advertisement touts La May French Creme L'Ame as a miracle for soft white hands and a smooth complexion. It promises quick results after washing or before outdoor use and claims the product does not grow hair. Includes La May Face Powder and a savings angle.
Birth of a Titan: William H Vanderbilt's Rise from Clerk to Railroads
The piece traces William H. Vanderbilt’s ascent from a New Brunswick clerk to a railway magnate. After early schooling and a Wall Street start, he marries, farms on Staten Island, becomes railroad receiver, and then builds expansive rail networks and wealth.
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William H. Vanderbilt
Commodore Vanderbilt
New Brunswick
New Jersey
Wall Street
Staten Island
New York
Staten Island Railroad
Vanderbilt
Come Not In Dreams To Me From Alfred Noyes Poem
A fragment from Alfred Noyes in The Golden Hynde presents a sequence of dream visions. The speaker pleads with a departed love to avoid visiting in dreams lest the heart be stirred by memories and sorrow. The poem dwells on love, betrayal, and the ache of waking.
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Alfred Noyes
Golden Hynde
The
Macmillan Company
Fifth Avenue Bronzed Doors Valued at 25000
The text notes the grand bronze doors on Fifth Avenue valued at twenty five thousand dollars. It mentions a man who died of apoplexy in 188 and left about ten million dollars to each of his eight children as a portion of his wealth.
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Reginald
Africa
Roland West
X— St
West
Fifth Avenue
Secret Society in Sleep Talk Sparks Curious Wife
A husband jokes about belonging to a secret society as his wife questions his loyalty. He claims the idea is playful, while his sleep talking reveals a humorous misunderstanding of his own claims.
Lifebuoy Soap Promises Purifying Skin Care for Soldiers
Lifebuoy soap is advertised as a daily skin care solution for soldiers, claiming its creamy lather cleanses thoroughly and carries antiseptic properties into pores. It asserts protection against perspiration acids and impurities, leaving skin clear and radiant, with a hygienic odor. Lever Bros. Co. Cambridge Mass.
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Lever Bros. Co
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