The Battleaxe Bride and the Von Addlepates Tale
A humorous tale recounts Agatha von Addlepate and Oswald von Osterhaus in a comedy of love and adventure. Oswald battles robbers and social folly, while Agatha disguises as a knight, challenges him, and they wed after a comic duel.
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Herman I
Palestine
Agatha von Addlepate
Conrad
Oswald von Osterhaus
Agatha von
Be Kind to Plumbers and Butchers in Odd Verse
A humorous satirical column mixes verses on kindness to tradespeople with a string of quirky anecdotes. It includes a note about a Serbian yes and no gesture and a Pasadena fishing mishap involving a 12 inch trout biting a man in the face. It ends with a boast by the Aberdeen Battalion Boys Brigade about collecting 127000 empty bottles in one week and a joke about non license impact.
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Pasadena
John Johnson
John
Aberdeen
Boys’ Brigade
Maine
Carranza Targeted in Fleet of Mock Verses
A biting poem ridicules Carranza as a cowardly target for the author’s ire amid political and stock-market frustrations. The speaker vows to vent against the “whiskered thief” and “windy churl,” asserting libel laws won’t deter sharp satire.
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Romanza
Carranza
Elderly man at Western college accused of stealing street sign
A 72 year old man at a Western university is alleged to have stolen a street sign during his college years and kept it as room decor, with odds stated as 9 to 4 against his age being a factor.
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Western University
The Gambler's Finish in Arsiero and a Soldier's Hysteria
In a war torn town Arsiero a gambler loses his watch pay and straw sombrero while teaching aro. A soldier on Calderia hears of a friend's diphtheria and collapses in silence then is seized by hysteria in a sudden crisis.
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Arsiero
Calderia
Monkey escapes on Hudson boat steals four umbrellas
Report cites a primate incident aboard the Berkshire on the Hudson River. The monkey’s escape is linked to comparisons between humans and animals, then shifts to remarks about sandwiches and notable figures including the Earl of Sandwich and James Duke, the tobacco magnate.
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Hudson River
Berkshire
James Duke
Thunder and odd notes from Newburg amid a cow milking hummingbird claim
A fragment from Newburg features John J. Evers musing on thunder as loud but harmless, a joke about a South American ornithologist discovering a cow milking hummingbird, and a query about the fate of the old fashioned girl.
Onion eating poem by Della Kate
The verse expresses personal conflict over eating onions and enduring their strong scent. The speaker notes lingering fumes from others and ends with a provocative line urging punishment.
Woodpecker's Revenge Reel Plot in a Ward Boss Tale
A political satire unfolds with Carroway McFudgeface the cruel ward boss and John Jallap defending a stevedore’s son. In reels of political drama and comic violence a new paint offers power, betrayal, romance, and a fatal twist ending.
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Carroway McFudgeface
John Jallap
Terence Jallap
Ward
John
Raines’ Lawham
Ransom Caboose
Woodpecker
Ransom
Roscoe Flotsam
Flotsam
McFudgeface
Florida Flotsam
Roscoe
Florida
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