Various witty and political quips and aphorisms from 20th century discourse
A collection of brief remarks and observations touching on sports danger, monarchy rituals, legal contempt, language use, and social manners. The items reference press, courts, royalty, and cultural figures, reflecting satirical commentary on contemporary affairs.
London to replace Thames penny steamers with better vessels
The text notes London will discard the old Thames penny steamers for something superior. It also mentions Canada has an opportunity to start a new navy. The lamented Jingo is referenced as weighing 12 006 pounds and valued at 4 50 a pound, with commentary on the pain of such a death.
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London
Canada
Ex-tramp to succeed Lord Beresford in British summons
An ex-tramp now serving undercover replaces Lord Charles Beresford in a British summons. The brief notes a governance continuity move and the ceremonial naming of the new appointee.
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Lord Charles Beresford
Federal officials define betting on horse races as not a lottery
Federal officials state that wagering on horse races does not constitute a lottery. They argue a lottery implies a one in a thousand chance to win and apply different criteria to betting on horses.
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Ness
Morgan Builds Personal Library For 300000 Cost
The financier Mr. J Pierpont Morgan funds a private library project valued at 300000 dollars after a lengthy delay. The inquiry playfully wonders whether a Carnegie offer influenced the timing of the construction.
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J. Pierpont Morgan
Carnegie
Ex Explorer Baldwin Bets On Money For Pole Expedition
Baldwin declares with 150000 dollars at his disposal he could reach the north pole and return, though he doubts funds can be drawn from vacker Ziegler's checkbook.
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Baldwin
North Pole
Vacker Ziegler
No Way to Get Rich Quick Cited by Investors and Carnegie
Investors nearly accept that rapid wealth is unattainable while Andrew Carnegie stresses there are many faster routes to poverty. The remark frames a critique of get rich schemes and warns against risky schemes as a cautionary note for readers.
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Mr. Carnegie
Vesuvius Erupts With Ashes and Glowing Explosions
Reports describe Vesuvius tossing ash clouds and incandescent globes amid renewed activity, a striking display possibly fueled by competitive pressure from Mt. Pelee.
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Mt. Pelee
Vesuvius
New Remedy Claim Provokes Breathless Gossip
A New York man announces a new remedy for nervous prostration in women. He sent his wife to a sanitorium where she eloped with a doctor, prompting public intrigue and cautionary chatter.
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New York
Attleboro minister linked to temperance address
A minister arrested in Attleboro was found with a small book titled How to Mix Fancy Drinks and was reportedly preparing to give a temperance speech. The incident ties a local clergyman to a lecture on sobriety as authorities investigate the circumstances.
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Attleboro
Berlin Tigers Enter High Society Functions
The custom of introducing pet tigers at Berlin gatherings is viewed as preferable to New York diners inviting monkeys to the table to seem intellectually chic.
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Berlin
New York
Sidney Lee on American pace and Philadelphia impressions
Sidney Lee, the English visitor, notes less rush in American life than expected and appears to have formed a favorable impression of Philadelphia.
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Sidney Lee
Mr. Lee
Philadelphia
Paris whiskey efforts aim to lift quality of spirits
Efforts to improve the whiskey sold in Paris are underway. The piece notes a link to the Parisian liquor scene and mentions concerns about reckless behavior linked to unrest in France.
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Paris
France
Duke of Devonshire Cites Speech As Not Full
The Duke of Devonshire, in a quiet aside during a hectic parliamentary session, suggested King Edward's speech was not complete perhaps as a nod to the Woman's Christian Temperance Union.
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Duke of Devonshire
Edward
Woman's Christian Temperance Union
German Scientist Claims 2 Million Microbes In Strawberries
A German scientist asserts a quart of strawberries contains about 2,000,000 microbes. The remark recalls the quip that God might have made a better berry, but surely God never did.
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Germany
Famous Arabian horses exhibit as Ben Hur troupe
Five white Arabian stallions imported via the Sultan of Turkey toured America, trained for court service, famed for speed and endurance. They are valued as rare royal horses with black eagle feather marks, offered foals free with royal mark, and linked to Grant's era and Arab breeding legends.
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A. A. Co
America
Arabia
Turkey
New York
Chicago
Abdullah Ibn Ahmad
Lew Wallace
Europe
Grant
Linden Tree
Proving His Innocence and a Chicken Theft Tale
Tennessee Governor James B. Frazier recounts a tale of a Black man accused of stealing a chicken. The suspect refuses counsel claiming innocence and humorously asserts the alleged act was misinterpreted as a theft of a key. The anecdote highlights language and misunderstanding in legal proceedings.
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James B. Frazier
Tennessee
Darky
Sambo
Hannah
New York Times
Intercontinental railroad plan eyed across the Americas
Charles M. Pepper prepares to meet South American governments on a proposed trunk line from New York to Buenos Ayres. The plan envisions 10 228 miles of all railway from New York to Argentina with branches eastward to Caracas Rio de Janeiro Santos Asuncion and Montevideo. Cost estimates place the per person US and Latin American spend at 1 50. Public funding from Latin republics is limited.
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America
United States
South America
Intercontinental Railroad Commission
Chile
Peru
Buenos Ayres
Mexico
Oaxaca
Intercontinental
New York City
New York
Argentina
Jujuy
Mountain ‘Wilds
Central and
South American
Bolivia
Americas
Washington
Charles M. Pepper
Rosebery Speech Essays Without Notes at Plymouth
Lord Rosebery arrived in Plymouth last Saturday on the 1 20 train to address a mass meeting but found his speech notes left in London. The London Saturday Review reports he improvised for about three hours at the hotel, and the piece recalls Gladstone’s 1876 note loss, praising extempore speaking over note reliance.
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Lord Rosebery
Plymouth
London
London Saturday Review
Mr. Gladstone
Gladstone
Lord Hartington
Harley Street
L Ike
Brougham
The Value of Good Clothes for a Son in Business
Excerpt from a letter in Lorimer's Letters from a Self Made Merchant to His Son advises on personal style and attire. The author humorously scolds fashion sense, urging practical dress to aid business perception and social discretion.
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Grace
George Horace Lorimer
Small, Maynard & Co., Publishers
Boston
Mass
Duchess as Reformer Stops Marlborough Gambling Ambition
London reportage notes the Duke of Marlborough and his wife the Duchess traveling in Monte Carlo with reduced gambling. Once fond of roulette and high stakes, the Duke now limits wagers to modest sums, guided by the Duchess who opposes gambling and prefers royal events like the Derby and Ascot.
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William B. Crandall
Wisconsin
Milwaukee
Marlborough
Monte Carlo
Duke of Marlborough
Derby
Ascot
Kempton
Newmarket
Humanity’s Beauty in Forgiveness Prayer and Mercy
A succinct reflection on the value of seeking forgiveness and granting mercy, praising humane virtue. The quote frames forgiveness as the noblest human act and emphasizes compassion toward others.
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