Anson Morrill Campaign Joke In Maine
Anson Morrill of Maine, running for Congress, faces a heckler asking about his belief in hell. Morrill undercuts the insult with a quip that after two years in Washington he might be persuaded to believe in hell.
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Newspaper
Big Timber Pioneer
Location
Big Timber, Montana, United States of America
Date
Feb 27, 1908
Page
5
Anson Morrill of Maine, running for Congress, faces a heckler asking about his belief in hell. Morrill undercuts the insult with a quip that after two years in Washington he might be persuaded to believe in hell.
A dialogue between Mrs. and Mr. Perkins unfolds with Mrs. Perkins demanding full disclosure and Mr. Perkins promising to reveal not only that but many other things. The brief appears as a quirky panel caption in Illustrated Bits.
The General Demand for a mild known laxative is cited and the California Fig Syrup Co. promotes its Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna as a safe, gentle, effective remedy. It claims physicians endorse it for family use and urges purchase of the genuine product from leading druggists at fifty cents per bottle.
Dumley says he intends to yacht this summer and is more than half equipped already. A remark suggests he is not ready yet, with a playful nod to clothing as a factor.
An advertisement offers Salter's Macaroni Wheat seed claiming Dakota strains tolerate drought and produce 40 to 80 bushels per acre in favorable areas and 40 to 60 in arid lands. It urges sending 10 cents to John A Salter Seed Co. at La Crosse Wis for a seed book and free samples, touting other seeds and a desert grassifier product.
A brief note laments widespread borrowing of borrowed pretenses as people seek status beyond their means. The piece points to social pressure and the risk of financial strain while urging prudent choices over showy appearances.
A proverbical remark notes that a man born a fool may fall prey to grave consequences when his own folly dominates actions. The saying highlights pride and misjudgment leading to harm.
Ruth learns Hubert’s diary hides a forged past and prison sentence. He explains a hidden life of sacrifice, crime, and exile, while she chooses trust over rumor, as chimes vow eternal love.
Consul General Benjamin H Ridge ly reports on a Barcelona market novelty for preserving steam boilers. The Spanish compound claims to precipitate impurities in feedwater and prevent buildup on boiler walls. It is described as a colorless and odorless liquid improving boiler life and efficiency while cutting fuel use.
The article explains how new engines undergo training tests before service. After shop completion a fireman prepares the boiler, an engineer breaks in the engine, and it undergoes yard runs then mainline trials. If no issues occur, it hauls increasing tonnage up to mountains or level roads, with heating the main concern. John Miller, known as the locomotive buster, breaks about 20 engines monthly for the Nashville Chattanooga & St Louis Railroad.
W J Wood Indiana Railroad Commissioner warns in Leslie's Weekly that railroad casualties rose from 1857 to 1904 with 62 215 killed and 451 262 injured. If trends continue eight more years would yield 115 389 killed and 1 451 080 injured totaling far beyond any state populations.
The military railroad built by the Mexican government to move troops and supplies for the Maya campaign will be extended with several new branches. It has proven useful in opening remote territory and attracting settlers to establish plantations along its routes. The chief engineer urges the projected extensions to unlock more rich land for settlement.
In a clipped exchange the inmate in Cell 711 recalls past access to the finest homes and reflects on how his crime led to his confinement. The conversation hints at social contrasts and the consequences of a life of privilege crossing into punishment.
A 19th century ad offers one hundred dollars reward for any catarrh case not cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. It lists endorsements from Wakpina, Kinnan & Marve and notes Cheney & Co of Toledo as suppliers. The cure is described as internal, affecting blood and mucous surfaces with testimonials sent free and price 75 cents per bottle. It also promotes Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
A child named Charlie voices doubt about progress as he contemplates hiring a new brother and advancing in life. He comments that success always seems to coincide with competition, reflecting a wary view of personal advancement.
An advertisement sample touts Nes Pure Mild and Potent Natural laxative Garfield Tea made from herbs. The brief copy claims broad appeal with a catchy line about fear and a woman.
A note on a local amateur piano and opera event describes attendee impressions. The report mentions a base drummer with a strong lead as the night closed and echoes a casual backstage vibe.
A Northwestern inventors list issued by Lothrop and Johnson notes patent grants last week. The report details multiple devices including an ice can, magazine pencil, metallic door, paneling, planter, and trap among others credited to inventors in North Dakota Minnesota South Dakota and Brazil with firms listed.
A playful exchange sees a pessimistic person asking what 1908 will bring and an optimist predicting abundance and prosperity for all, reflecting contrasting forecasts in a light hearted note.
Pazo Ointment claims to cure piles in six to fourteen days and offers a money back refund if not cured. The ad targets sufferers with a bold guarantee and urges prompt action.
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