Proof for Two Cents Kidney Cure Notice
Medina man G W Winney describes severe kidney pain and backache after hospital care. He credits Dean's Kidney Pills with restoring weight from 143 to 162 pounds after 10 to 12 boxes. Foster Milburn Co markets the remedy at 50 cents a box.
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G.W. Winney
Medina
N. Y
Dean
Mr. Winney
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo, N. Y
Innocent Victim Quip Sparks Fatherly Friction
A crusty bachelor argues that a baby’s innocent chatter would regret learning to speak if it knew its father’s behavior. The exchange hinges on Bilesias’s habit of quoting the child’s words to comment on the situation.
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Bilesias
Lucky Girl Marriage Ends in Divorce
In a social item the Millyans girl wed a count but the union ends with a divorce for cruelty before he spent half her fortune. The story recalls a swift, dramatic arcs of fortune and misfortune in noble alliances.
Patents Issued Last Week to Northwestern Inventors
Reported by Lothrop and Johnson patent lawyers from St Paul Minnesota list includes Axel Archander St Paul wheat window screen Edward Thompson Minneapolis car buretor Harry Cornish Minneapolis wrench Isaac Hodgson Minneapolis resilient wire Christoph Schaffer Melville gate Oscar Sole Sioux Falls filling cabinet Local patent items cover a range of inventions and locations with Northwestern inventors named and credited.
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Northwestern
Lothrop & Johnson
Pioneer Press
St. Paul
Minn
Axel B. Archander
Edward Thompson
Harry B.cornish
Minneapolis
Fred Gehner
Garrison
N. D
Isaac W. Hodgson
Christoph Schaffer
Melville
Gate
Oscar L. Sole
Sioux Falls
S. D
Domestic Amenities and a Question About the Game
A humorous exchange mentions hat and yacht as imagined rewards tied to smoking and peanuts. The dialogue ends with a request asking who won the football game today, implying a local sports reference. The tone mirrors light conversational fare.
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John
Johnny
Oldest Tanners Offer Robe and Tanning Prices
Hides tanned for robes and coats offered by Foster Robe and Tanning Co of Minneapolis. Send for prices from the longstanding tanners serving the North and West regions.
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N, W
Foster Robe &Tanning Co
Minneapolis
They Call This Spring Lamb A Mutton Joke
A witty quip notes the spring lamb is in fact mutton and suggests the menu leans to the past tense, reflecting a kitchen humor moment in the column.
Venus de Milo a Frump in Modern Critical Eye
The essay argues that idealized ancient sculpture reflects artists biases more than reality and suggests a chaste Venus would be dismissed by modern critics. It notes that sculptors act as careless historians, pushing toward their own ideals as time and culture shift.
Syrup of Figs and Senna Advertised as Gentle Laxative
The General Demand for a simple pleasant laxative leads the California Fig Syrup Co. to promote its Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna as a trusted, ethically made remedy. It claims known wholesome ingredients and gentle prompt action, urging purchase only of the genuine product from leading druggists at fifty cents per bottle.
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California Fig Syrup Co
Room for One More Trial Triggers Unlucky Numbers
A man stands trial for bigamy as the judge presses for motive. He quips superstition led him to marry fourteen wives, insisting thirteen is an unlucky number. The courtroom ambiance reflects a grim legal proceeding with a grim joke.
Economy Fuel Saver Co. Ad Promises 40 Percent Fuel Savings
Minneapolis price list offers large fuel savings claims with testimonials. The Economy Fuel Saver Co advertises reduced gas usage and cites customer endorsements to persuade readers to purchase.
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Economy Fuel Saver Co
Minneapolis
Rivalry sparks exclusive tea club tribute
In a playful exchange the Forty club denies new members while revealing a plan for a separate "For Tea" club. The dialogue hints at rivalries and social exclusivity within the group.
A DEAL IN LIVERY
Vicky Callan in a messy caper buys a sale buggy and gear with stolen money after a windfall. A trolley collision wounds him, the horse is killed, and he settles with a $300 trolley release, incurring minor injuries but planning to buy more buggies soon.
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Vicky Callan
Doc Peters
Red Bruce
Vicky
Plunkitt's
Flinders
Washington Post
Cutiura Remedies Cure Severe Post-Measles Sore Case
Mrs Henry Porter of Albion Nebraska reports healing after six months of scaly head and neck sores following measles. Prior doctors failed, then Cutiura Remedies produced a noticeable improvement in one week and complete recovery in three weeks, with no recurrence to date August 25 1906.
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Henry Porter
Albion, Neb
Family dispute over a stubborn baby and quarrels
quotes depict a clash between parents over child behavior with each claiming the other’s child causes more trouble and a back and forth about who is sufferer and who is right. The exchange highlights parental frustration and differing perceptions of a child’s willfulness.
Miller & Holmes Advertises Top Prices for Creaw
Local ad copy promises cash daily for creaw with text urging readers to write for prices and tags. Mentions Miller & Holmes and J. Paul in Minnesota. The jumble includes a boomed political note about Salt River and a line about piles treatment with a money-back refund.
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Miller & Holmes
J. Paul
Minn
Quote Confusion Highlights Moral Shortfall in Piety
A commentator notes that reliance on two man clever sayings mirrors misreading religious riches as genuine character. The remark underscores how superficial phrases can mask lacking ethical depth.
Higher Cream Prices
An advertisement from Milton Dairy Co in St Paul Minnesota promotes dairy pricing and asks readers to write for particulars and tags. The copy quotes a proverb about money buying feathers but not a fine face.
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Milton Dairy CQ
St. Paul
Minn
All Kinds of Stove Repairs Ad
Send name and number of your stove to American Stove Repair Works in St. Paul. When a man aims at nothing he seldom misses his target.
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American Stove Repair Works
St. Paul
The Haraseed Passenger
The narrator describes changing between transit modes from a trolley car to an airship and a river barge as they encounter constant transfers. Charon appears to direct them onward, prompting departures for each subsequent ride. The piece satirically tracks a journey through shifting transportation and afterlife imagery.
Retired Merchant Gille Ends Advertising Run
Our old friend Gille has retired from business. The remark suggests voluntary retirement after ceasing advertising. The exchange notes his age around 80.
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Gille
Old Man Wiscowlski Quips On Tax on Thoughts
A quoted remark mocks taxing knowledge when stating that if people paid a tax on what they think they know the government would have no other revenue source. The statement reflects a satirical critique of taxation and government funding.
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Wiscowlski
Men of business gather at church for business opportunities
The church hosts an event inviting businessmen to discuss potential ventures and network relationships within the community.
Vote Bitter Row Over Sheriff Election Allegations
County chairman pressures voter to back Hiram Spiker for the legislature. Bill defends his vote, accusing Spiker of selling influence in the sheriff election last fall and noting they are no longer friends.
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Bill
Hiram Spiker
Mince
New York Times
First Party Return Averts Ice Cream Misery
A mother greets her daughter Geraldine on returning home pale after a party. The girl admits feeling sick from ice cream but says she recovered after unswallowing it and feels fine now. This New York Timer remark captures a child’s quick recovery from overindulgence in delicacies.
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Geraldine
New York
A Word Wizard Press Humorist Riff
A guild member defines a press humorist as someone who makes two jokes grow from one without introducing new material. The remark underscores a satirical view of journalism humor and efficiency in wit.
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Guild
Frantic campus chatter on late matriculation and debating fame
In Far Future, a boastful line recalls convincing a student to matriculate at Yaleyard. The speaker notes the fellow appears undersized for football but the focus lies on boosting the debating club rather than sports.
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Yaleyard
How to indict counterfeit money makers asks jury question
A Baltimore American quotation questions indicting for counterfeit money and how a grand jury can find a true bill. It ponders the process as a rhetorical remark about legal action against skillful forgers.
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Grand
Baltimore American
Tumors Conquered by Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
A vintage advertisement praising Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for treating tumors and related female health issues. It features testimonials from several women, noting cysts and fibroid tumors were removed or improved after using the product, and urges readers to insist on the original remedy.
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Lydia E. Pinkham
May Fry
W. Colfax Ave
South Bend
Ind
E. F. Hayes
Ruggles St
Boston, Mass
Lydia EB. Pinkham
S. J. Barber
Scott, N. Y
Pinkham
Lydia
Lydia FE Pinkham
Hunting Success Turns to Loss in Misguided Quest
A brief exchange notes a hunter's declared success yet reveals the outcome as the speaker admits being lost while hunting. The tale frames a paradox of apparent achievement and missing result, highlighting a caution about directions and orientation in a hunt.
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