No Beat for Him and the Shop Clerk Misreadings
A New York recruit fails a test beat question, declaring he will quit the force if assigned that beat. A shop proprietor provokes a customer with a misread stock comment, and the customer laughs, noting lack of rain.
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Giles
New York
Kansas congregations petition for rain joke
In rural Kansas a tongue in cheek tale recalls churchgoers praying for rain. A woman notes a man went to church with rain gear and an old umbrella, returning with a better umbrella despite no rain, a quip passed from the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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Kansas
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Eye as the most flushed part, says Tommy
A Baltimore American joke reports a teacher asking a boy what body part is flushed. Tommy answers the eye, claiming it stays under lash all day and hides at night. The piece also notes a carpenter member who opposed a resolution and hoored the speaker.
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Tommy
Carpenter
Afr Club
Baltimore American
Doctor Diagnoses Acute Rheumatism at Baby’s Bedside
A physician identifies the infant’s illness as acute rheumatism. The mother brightens with a pun about her baby’s cuteness, saying everything he does or says is adorable.
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Diag
L W Brethren Claiming a Moving Debt Misguided
The L W brethren who insist that swhety owes them a Moving will be disappointed to learn that society has no rating either at Bradstreet's or LMW.
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L W. W
Bradatreet’s
LMW
Fragmented OCR notes on Miss Fussapfeathers hair color
The readable fragment notes Miss Fussapfeathers hair color and a reference to Clare using Teeny papers to style her hair for Slutewmen. The text is partial and lacks clear context or events.
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Clare
Fragmentary verse line sparks courtroom anecdote in Louisville
A garbled OCR fragment from the Louisville Courier Journal hints at a courtroom scene with a bride, husband, and judge Browns. The text mentions adversity, a license query, and evasive responses, but the full context and details are unclear due to corrupted typography.
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Louleville Courier Journal
Navy strength in Mexican waters shows large force ready
The report details U.S. naval power with battleships armored cruisers destroyers and support ships totaling substantial tonnage and numbers. It notes 3 000 marines on the east coast and 1 000 on the west with 16 000 troops along the border available to reinforce landing forces.
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Mexico
Vera Cruz
North Atlantic
Charles J. Badger
F. F
Fletcher
Gune Arkansas
Florida
Prairie
Lord J. Boush
San Francisco
South Carolina
Cyclops
Michigan
Nashville
Connecticut
Hancock
Minnesota
Vulcan
Chester
Orion
Nereus
Pacific
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E. Beatty
Pittsburgh
Rhode Island
Maryland
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Nebraska
E. H. Dodd
Virginia
Cveteee Peeee
Iris
William —Lieut. Lima
Birmingham
Whipple
Dixie
Paul Jones
Lieut
Perry
Pete
William L. Little- Stewart
PRP
Field
Truston SB Doves
Henley
Wensels
Drayton
California
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Raleigh
Oseeeee
Guaymas
H. R. Doyle
New Orleans
Onds
Glacier
Ammen
Justin
Eenaege Patterson
Yorktown
Ifth Division
Atlantic
N. Jeffers
President comments on Mexico and Tampico incident policy
The statement outlines Washington views on Mexico, criticizing the de facto government for failing to repair abuses against U S citizens. It cites Tampico, telegraph hurdles, and U S reprisals as evidence of US dignity and rights being violated, with historical comparisons to McKinley and Seward era actions.
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Wilson
Mexico
Washington
Tampico
Mexco
United States
Mexico City
Mesco City
Wulaires
NO HELP TO NATION IN SHIP SUBSIDY ARGUMENT
The strongest argument for subsidies claims to create ships for war and commerce, but the coastwise fleets lack speed, range, and seagoing capability. Subsidies fail when applied to coastwise shipping, which cannot serve as war or troop ships and cannot boost foreign trade effectively.
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Pacific
Lesson From Defection in 1693 Shapes Party Tactics
The piece notes that a dominant party learns not to quarrel with its own president, citing the Democrats defection from Cleveland in 1893 as an example. Their split weakened opposition and led to a long period of feeble Democratic resistance, shaping future strategy.
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Crate
Cleveland
Repub- Hensa
Problem of banning evils without harming the innocent
The text argues that laws must punish those who traffic in evils while protecting the innocent and keeping national business free. It assigns responsibility to the president and his party to handle the issue wisely for the 1914 and 1916 elections, asserting the president understands this balance.
Democracy Now in Order Mr Wilson Restores Team Discipline
The article praises Mr Wilson for restoring order to a factional Democracy movement long torn by internal strife. It contrasts past chaos with his leadership as he unites leaders and followers, reducing the team’s dysfunction and bad language while steering progress.
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Wilson
Ae Chenen
Maduco Party
Pothing
Wilcom
Special Privilege Rebuke In Censured Public Debate
Fragmented text appears to critique special privilege advocates and public trust in a kingdom context. The account references loud voices and hushed faces amid accusations of emotion and deceit, with unclear specifics or names due to damage.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment Featured in Sore Cure Notice
Mrs Otto F Heckly testifies that washing with Cuticura Soap then applying Cuticura Ointment, and repeating, cleared a sore in a week with no scar. Product advertised as sold worldwide with a 32 page Skin Book offer. Also includes unrelated ad lines for dyes and a moral quip.
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Otto F. Heckly
Cuticura
Dept. L. Boston
Catee Teeters Bears in Use for Children Cry for Fletcher
Fragmentary note describes a local item involving Catee and Fletcher related to children. Details are unclear due to damaged text.
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Catee Teeters
Fletcher
Fragmentary exchange sparks odd remarks about food
A garbled dialogue fragment references a grenade and tasting pork or coffee with comic confusion. The odd exchange mentions a steward and a skeptical remark about a dish described as coffee. No clear persons or events emerge from the readable text.
Resinol Ointment Promises Quick Relief for Itching Skin
An advertisement extols Hesihol Ointment as stopping itching and beginning healing in eczema cases for over eighteen years with low cost and safe use even by babies. It notes Resinol Ointment and Resinol Soap are sold by druggists.
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Dell Resing
Resinol
Cook Overtoo Milery Teases Mistress In Hall
A servant recalls a cook who mocked her mistress for only talking about eating. The cook discussed the narrator in the servants’ hall and claimed the mistress had one fixed idea, preventing any conversation beyond meals.
Acquittal Reason Cited By Juror In Peculiar Deliberation
A juror described the acquittal as a result of a single mother’s influence and a questioning of legal counsel. The remark hints at a controversial deliberation factor cited during the trial.
Man Resigns After Working Passage on Erie Canal
A man traveling along the Erie Canal chooses to walk instead of working his passage after meeting canal boat captains and attempting labor. He leads horses for two days and then resigns, declaring he would rather walk than work for passage.
Quiet Pat. A Plea To Make St Patrick Day A Legal Holiday
Dialogue fragments question why to honor Patrick by law. It asks to keep his memory green and enduring through formal recognition.
Unknown motor trip adage recalled
A fragmentary remark recalls a travel warning about motor trips and a response phrase. The readable text hints at guidance or an aphorism but lacks clear context, participants, or date.
Disputed Judgment Suspended in Unte Case
Dialogue shows a lawyer urging delay in a case with the other party reacting angrily. The exchange hints at a tense legal proceeding and a potential hold on judicial action.
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