Cindy Claims Caller Was Her Brother In Kitchen Mixup
A Chicago Record-Herald short humor piece shows Cindy insisting a kitchen visitor is her brother, while the man clarifies he is not related, prompting a playful misunderstanding as the household checks again.
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Cindy
Chicago Record-Herald
Just Like a Man Rheumatism Joke
A man with inflammatory rheumatism endures with his wife nursing him. His easygoing friend asks about his condition and the patient blames his wife for the damp air. The joke hinges on the wife’s tears making the air moist, per the doctor’s advice.
Questioning Gender Roles and Weininger’s Viewpoint
The excerpt discusses fears about losing womanliness and whether desexing changes gender. Weininger argues there is no person anatomically woman and psychically man, asserting that even a masculine appearance cannot erase distinctly feminine psychic traits.
Just as Effective. Wagge-No Pistol Gift Chafing Dish
A quip exchanges a tired man seeking a pistol with Wagge offering a chafing dish. The line pivots on the idea that the impossible remains so and closes with a wry remark about a man aimless in life being a dog without wag in his tail.
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Philadelphia Record
Texas Girl Becomes Model for New U S Bill
Ellen Evelyn James of San Antonio now a sculpture student in New York City is the model for Plenty, the goddess on a forthcoming U S bill. Kenyon Cox created the figure, making her picture destined to be highly sought after. James laments friends will remind her of posing. She is daughter of Mr. and Mrs. S H James of San Antonio.
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Washington
Texas
Ellen Evelyn James
San Antonio
Art Students’ League
New York City
Kenyon Cox
Miss James
Mrs. S. H. James
Caruso Interruption As Tiny Dog Yelps At Met Opera
At the Metropolitan Opera in Baltimore a small dog’s yelps broke the silence during Caruso’s peak Aida notes. A well dressed woman wrestled with the dog while ushers moved in. The owner’s identity and Caruso’s remark were not learned.
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Baltimore
Caruso
Metropolitan Opera House
Representatives Hall Says A Roman Circus In Session
A new seating plan for the 435 members of the House would form a semicircular arena around the speaker with benches on steps to improve view and debate. The change could curb unruly conduct and centralize proceedings, letting the speaker referee any ring actions. Past floor brawls featuring fists canes hair pulling and even disputed duels prompted laughter rather than fights, with notable incidents cited including Grow versus Keith and Washburns scalp incident.
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Pennsylvania
Keith
South Carolina
Grow
Elihu B. Washburn
Illinois
Cadwallader Washburn
Potter
Wisconsin
Barksdale
Missississippi
Washburn
Boston Common
Cannon's Poker Table Sells At Auction For Sixteen Dollars
The furnishings of former congressman Joseph Cannon's Vernon Avenue home were auctioned. A crowd including Mrs. Robert McCormick and several lawmakers bid on relics and memorabilia from Cannon's era, with a sturdy oak poker table fetching $16 and other items selling to dealers and collectors.
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Robert McCormick
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Christie's
London
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Ohio
Flora Wilson
Secretary of Agriculture
Nolan
California
Langley
Kentucky
G. M. Rowers
Soldiers to Act as Maids in Austrian Service Manual
A new Austrian soldiers service manual instructs soldiers serving officers to master housemaid duties, market knowledge, table waiting, and champagne opening. In campaigns they must locate suitable furniture, seal windows, kill vermin, and spread insect powder in quarters.
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Vienna
Frenchmen Lead In Air Navigation Advances In War
The War Department released a statement noting rapid aviation progress since 1909, with major French contributions. Height records rose from 1,450 to over 20,000 feet, and speed to 108.9 mph by Verdines, while Fourney set 13 hours 17 minutes in endurance flight and Busson logged 54 mph with passengers. Six individuals have flown to 2,054 feet.
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Orville Wright
Fort Myer
War Department
United States
Verdines
France
Fourney
Busson
Old Astor House to Close in Broadway Subway Plan
The Astor house long famed hotel to close its doors and likely be razed for a Broadway subway. The property is owned jointly by Vincent Astor and William Astor. Vincent Astor seeks 1,000,000 dollars for his share.
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Vincent Astor
New York
Astor House
United States
Two Continents
William Astor
Sponge Left in Abdomen Causes Mrs. Tracy's Death
An Baltimore- area report states that a sponge left in Mrs. Sarah Tracy's abdomen after an appendicitis operation caused her death. The procedure occurred a year ago at a Cleveland hospital and a later operation revealed the memento in her abdomen.
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Alliance
Sarah Tracy
Cleveland
Two Toms Confounded by Mail and Express Mixup
A Washington post office and a local express office confuse Thomas R. Marshall with Tom Marshall proprietor of Loseham Case. Misaddressed mail and a surplus rye shipment create comic mixups. The incident reveals identity confusion between national and local figures.
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Homas K. Marshall
Loseham
Washington
Thomas R. Marshall
United States
Indiana
Washington Post Office
Tom” Marshall
Case
Tenderfeet Win World Championship
City bred in the world’s greatest metropolis, J C Hill and his three sons settled on homesteads at Lloydminster Saskatchewan eight years ago. They now hold the North American oat championship winning the silver challenge cup at the Fifth National Corn exposition in Columbia, SC. Their oats grew on prairie land four years ago. they built credit from Edmonton to Winnipeg and beyond by mixing grain with live stock and studying climate soil and seed.
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J. C. Hill
Lloydminster
Saskatchewan
Canada
Columbia
S. C
Hill
United States
Hampstead Heath
London
Alberta
Edmonton
Winnipeg
Hills
Manitoba
At the School Heads and a Cat Mystery
A line of dialogue highlights a scene at the school where a character jokes about the girls’ heads and their rats, finally naming Old Miss Prim the cat as the culprit.
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Prim
Woman Cannot Walk Becomes Strong Again, Pentwater Testimony
Pentwater Michigan woman Mrs Alice Darling says a year of weakness and severe back pain ended after using Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. A Peoria Illinois woman Miss Clara L Gauwitz reports relief from backache heavy side feeling and headaches after the same remedy. Such letters prove the value of Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for woman’s ills. Why not try it.
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Pentwater
Mich
Lydia E. Pinkham
Alice Darling
R.F.D. No
Pentwater, Mich
Peoria
Clara L. Gauwitz
R.R. No
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