Witty Observations and Quips From Benton County Times
A collection of humorous quips and social commentary from Vinton Iowa. It mingles witty maxims on health, manners, politics, a vaudeville joke about Aguinaldo, notes on dress reform, and reflections on public figures. The piece weaves light satire with references to lawmakers and cultural trends of the era.
Tornado Devastates Soldier River Valley Killing Five
The cyclone collapsed a wide area from Morehead three miles away to the Crawford county line, injuring about fifty seven and killing five Furne girls. Maud and Charles Peters and John Moore and his wife are among the gravely injured as debris and ground destruction cripple homes, trees, and sheds across fourteen miles. Rev Hjorshelm’s house was hurled aloft and rotated, landing intact with little damage.
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Soldier River Valley
Bhut
Maud
Charles Peters
Peters
Morehead
Crawford County
H. J. Hjorshelm
Lucky in Gold Field Clinton Man Strikes Rich
William McMillan, longtime freight agent for the Chicago Milwaukee and St Paul in Clinton, left his job to manage mining interests in Idaho Springs Colorado. A few hundred dollars invested years ago yielded a valuable gold ledge, offering fifty dollars for each dollar invested, which he declined to sell as he heads west to develop the mine.
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Clustox
William McMillan
Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway Company
Clinton
Idaho Springs
Col
McMillan
Colorado
Deposits in Iowa Banks and May Pioneers Wedding
State Auditor Merriam reports banking deposits rose by over 19 million dollars in three months, with savings and state banks up 8.27 million and national bank deposits up 3.8 million. Total bank deposits reached 112.49 million, state and savings holding 72.33 million. A Clinton county pioneer wedding, May 6, unites George A. Griswold and Viola Rasmussen, with Justice Alva McLaughlin presiding.
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Iowa
Lyons
Alva McLaughlin
George A. Griswold
Almont
Viola Rasmussen
Clinton
Clinton County
Territorial Pioneers and Old Settlers’ Association
Justice McLaughlin
Boudewyns A Private Captured Near Manila Front
May 2 report states Fred Boudewyns of Company H Fifty‑first Iowa is a prisoner among insurgents at Manila. He and fellow privates were on a reconnoitering mission near Laguna de Bay on March 28 when they encountered rebels and were ordered to retreat. Boudewyns became separated. capture suspected after a search failed to locate him.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Des Monina
Fred Bondewyns
Fifty-first
Iowa
Manila
Frank Boudewyns
Ben Willis
Dan Spry
Young Boudewyns
Laguna de Bay
Pasig River
Overshine
Boudewyns
sweeping vaccination order for all Iowans unveiled
Des Moines May 5 a sweeping vaccination decree was issued by the state board of health directing local boards to require thorough vaccination throughout Iowa. The action follows a serious smallpox outbreak in Jones county and exposure at Mt Vernon and surrounding towns, with soldiers soon returning from abroad where smallpox has been prevalent. Dr J I Gibson said outbreaks could occur anywhere given the recent exposures.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
J. I. Gibson
Jones County
Filipinos Seek Ceasefire as War Fatigue Grows
Reports from Washington and Manila indicate insurgents and Aguinaldo seek a cessation of hostilities. General Otis holds firm while officials believe the war may end soon. MacArthur advances on San Tomas San Fernando as Filipino resistance hardens. Casu al ties include Lieut. Taggart and several enlisted men killed and many wounded.
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Washington
Otis
Aguinaldo
Filipino Congress
Malolos
Worcester
MacArthur
Manma
Mar
San Tomas
Hale
Wheaton
Funston
Col. Summers
Oregon
Utah
Moasim
San Fernando
San Isidro
Arayat
Panpanga
New York
The
Herald
Manila
Whetton
Santo Tomas
Kansas
Montana
Nebraska
South Dakota
Iowa
Sumner
Lawton
Otis Cables
Taggart
Paluag
Maniza
Ovenshine
Clinton County Man on Trial for Assault on a Girl
A Clinton County district court case opens with Frank Peterson of Teeds Grove charged with criminally assaulting 14 year old Mary Block, amid rumors he murdered farmer Wessel nine years prior. Peterson has been free on bail since the alleged crime months ago.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Clinton County
Cluntoy
State of
Iowa
Frank Peterson
Teeds Grove
Mary Block
John Block
Wessel
Peterson
Charges Not Sustained In Wade Court Of Inquiry
Wash inc report from May 1 states the Wade court of inquiry found General Miles charges about army beef during the Spanish American War were not sustained regarding refrigerated beef. The panel says canned beef was suitable, beef remained in good condition until issued, and embalming or preservation chemicals were not used.
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Wade Court of Inquiry
General Miles
Spain
White House
New York
Miles
War Investigation Commission
Congress may convene earlier than December
May 5 There is a belief among prominent congress members that the president will call Congress to meet in October to handle war related and currency reform issues, Nicaragua canal merchant marine and other major legislation. The retirement of Speaker Reed may delay committee appointments, adding to the case for an earlier session.
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Wastnday
Congress
Spain
Nicaragua
Reed
House
Physicians Fault Volunteer Surgeons In Typhoid Paper
Dr W C Vaughn told the Association of American Physicians that volunteer surgeons misclassified typhoid as persistent malaria indigestion gastric fever and typho malarial. Blood tests showed many so treated cases lacked malaria bacillus while high quinine doses and improper diagnoses caused deaths and hospital transfers.
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Washington
Association of American Physicians
Arlington
W. C. Vaughn
Sternberg
Vaughn
Jacksonville
Chickamaqua
Camp Alger
Montauk Point
Lands for settlers in Wyoming open for acres
Cunyenne Wyoming May 2 A vast Indian reservation of about 2 800 000 acres may be opened to home seekers and prospectors Wyoming residents urge Congress to appoint a commission to treat with the Shoshone for immediate purchase Senator Warren pushes for action at Washington The Shoshone Bannock lands span near seventy miles along Big Wind Little Wind Big Horn and Popo Agie rivers in Tremont county Nearly 1 700 Indians will receive allotments of eighty acres each After all allotments are made more than 2 000 000 acres remain for white settlement
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Cunyenne
Wyo
Wyoming
Congress
Senator Warren
Washington
Big Horn
Tremont County
Fortridger
Fort Mall
Idaho
Cuba Booms With Commercial Development After War
Washington May 2 Acting Secretary of War Meiklejohn reports Cuba's postwar economy rising under stable governance. Capital returns, new investment, stronger customs trade. tobacco cultivation expands beyond prior limits with a projected 300000 ton crop. Sugar estate production hampered by oxen shortage from wartime slaughter.
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Washington
Meiklejohn
Cuba
Chilled Stop trademark rejected and patent rounds up Iowa inventors
Drs Mores reports the patent office refused to register Chill Stop for chills and fever medicine as too slangy though catchy. R F Fullerton of Des Moines gains a labor saving lumber piling machine patent. Eldora Spring Mfg Co assigns wagon end gate patent to aid grain removal and use as a shoveling board. Eight Iowa patents issued this week along with many nationwide granted patents. Clove Trust forms in New York to consolidate nineteen mills with 40000 barrels daily capacity. War Dept cuts butter and oleomargarine tariffs to Porto Rico and Cuba.”
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Drs Mores
R. F. Fullerton
Des Moines
Eldora Spring Manufacturing Company
O. N. Watkins
Eldora
Town
Iowa
Nebraska
Kansas
Minnesota
Missouri
Iinois
New York
Big advances in wages across Connellsville region
Wage increases announced by multiple companies raise pay for thousands of workers. H Fricke Coke Company posts boosts for 12,000 at its plants, 6 to 12 percent. Consolidated Frication Company adds 11 percent for over 1,000 workers with conductors and motormen getting 20 cents an hour. Swanroyx furnaces in SharonSharysville lift wages 10 percent. Western Stone Company will give 20 cents per day to 600 workers across Joliet quarries with similar raises planned elsewhere.
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Connellsville
H. Fricke Coke Company
Fricke & McClure
Consolidated
Swanroyx
Sharon
Sharysville
Joliet, Ill
Western Stone Company
Joliet
Rockport
Lamont
Carnegie Sells Steel Interests to Frick and Partners
New York May 6 The entire Carnegie Steel Company stake is sold to co partners led by H C Frick. Reported price over 150 million dollars, though exact figures unavailable. Sale preserves the Carnegie name and includes Frick Coke Company assets, Oliver Mining, railroads, gas lands, and extensive ore interests across Lake Superior and Connellsville districts.
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New York
Andrew Carnegie
Carnegie Steel Company
H. C. Frick
Carnegie Steel
H. G. Frick Coke Company
Connelsville
Oliver Mining Company
Lake Superior
Pittsburg, Bessemer & Lake Erie Railroad
Union Railroad
Homestead
Spain pays twenty million to end Spanish American War
Washington May 2 The final move in terminating the war with Spain occurred as Secretary Nay paid the French ambassador M Cambon twenty million dollars for the Philippines cession. The four warrants of five million each were receipted as liquidating US obligations and deposited in Riggs Bank. Spain will direct the fund’s remittance to Europe.
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Spain
Nay
M. Cambon
Philippines
Treasury
United States
Riggs National Bank
City National Bank of New York
Europe
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Croker
Chicago
St. Louis
Maine
Alaska
Lease
Boma
He Girl
Ohio
John Hall
Scotland
Lord Nelson
Paris
France
Normandy
Greece
Julius Caesar
Julius
Librarian of Congress
Rows Gates
Texas
Georgia College of
Iowas
LUCKY
Haywood
Clixton
Murray Haywood
George Haywood & Son
Walsh
Ottuana
Charles A. Walsh
Democratic National Committee
Koondilke
Seattle
Woodward
Woodwarp
Edward Fallin
Here
BurnieTon
James Reynolds
Fontanelle
Iowan
Sonpoy
Robert Louis Stevenson
Westminster Gazette
Funchal
Madeira
McKinley
Commodore Watson
Pana
Ill
Couch
Downey
Doyle
Humphrey
Barmer
Circuit Court
Larrabee
Marshalltown
William Larrabee
Clermont
John Downie
South Amana
State Board of Control
Iowa Falls
Jews Farls
T. A. George
George
Atlantic
Newton Richards
Richards
Creston
Cristos
May
Cora Stone
Will Brown
Carrie Lyon
Oxawa
Elize
Sadie Stubbs
Onawa
John Ruse
David Nourse
Council Bluffs
William Stubbs
Dubuque
Old Colony Trust Company
LeMans
John Ivey
Alvin Goettel
Wade
Supreme Court
General Brooke
Havana
Brooke
Supreme Court of Cuba
Cuban National Party
Hot Springs
Ile
Avrail
Actu
H. Wiley
Department of Agriculture
Pure Food Investigating Committee
San Juan
Porto Rico
United States Army
Henry
Memenis
Willis Lees
Osceola
Ark
Sees
Egan
Hawaii
Francisco
Charles P. Egan
Honolulu
Australia
Islands
China
Abbey
Canton
Manpnip
Canary Islands
Ndlain Reservation
U.S. Patent Office Business
Taos, G. Onwig & Co., Solicitors of Patents
Clove Trust
United States Flour Milling Company
New Jersey
Duluth
West Superior
Milwaukee
Buffalo
Syracuse
Wasnixeton
War Department
Frick and Others
Samoa
Mataafa
Avernana
N. 2
Apia
Kautz
Stuart
Tauranga
Falke
Ganat
Mulnun
Gaunt
Seth Low
Columbus University
A. T. Mahan
Frederick W. Holls
Hague
Mahan
Wasiincrosx
McBride
Adjutant General
Department
New York Clearing House
Sub-Treasury