Dressy new cook costs fifty dollars a month
In Yonkers Statesman humor, Mrs. Flatbush and Mrs. Bensonhurst joke about a new cook. One asks if she burns things and is told she only burns the fifty dollars, implying no serious cooking mishaps. The exchange highlights light city wit.
Decollete quips spark fashion costume joke
A witty Film Fun item riffs on haute film fashion with a jab about actresses and attire. It notes decollete bathing costumes are acceptable only to a point, poking fun at style norms with a light, humorous tone.
Napoleon's Diamond Hilt Sword Weds Josephine Faith
Napoleon wore a sword with a large diamond at his wedding to Josephine, believing the gem would bring fortune and good luck throughout his reign.
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Do Bees Lose Their Tempers In Exchange Question
A quirky exchange asks if bees lose their temper while noting that their stings do not. The line plays on a common saying about being “as sharp as an exchange” and highlights bee behavior with a humorous twist.
Noted Disasters and Human Tidings Across Regions
A trove of brief items reports Edward F. Thompson killed when a parachute failed near Fresno. Idaho miners die in a Hecla shaft accident while a replica Lincoln log cabin rises at Richmond Missouri. An interurban collision near Nampa leaves five dead, and Oregon’s governor resists a suffrage session. Additional items include a Lincoln death in Washington, a French credit update, and bold postwar naval plans.
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Allen V. Grammer
France May Seek Bread Rations as Wheat Shortage Looms
A digest of 1919 era news items notes France considering September bread rationing due to potential wheat shortfalls. Other items include British minesweepers colliding off the Esthenian coast with casualties, political shifts in Germany, and notable deaths and events across the world.
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Council of Five
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Will F. Archibald
Atlantic
Queen Victoria
United States
Nanaimo
B. C
Yoshihito
Great Britain
Kitashirakawa
Asaka
Higashi Kuni
Germany
New York
Copenhagen
Denmark
August Flower Remedy Promises Relief for Digestive Upsets
In bright promotional prose the ad touts August Flower as a sovereign remedy for tired overworked stomachs. It claims to ease indigestion fermentation of food sour stomach and constipation by stimulating the liver and cleansing the intestines. Sold everywhere.
Japan aims to make Korea the chief cotton supply by 1928
The plan would expand Korean cotton cultivation to 250000 acres of American varieties and 85000 acres of native cotton by end of 1928. This growth is intended to bolster Japan's spinning and weaving industries toward foreign-output independence.
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Bayer Cross Marks Genuine Aspirin Sealed Packages
The Bayer Cross on Bayer Tablets of Aspirin confirms authenticity. Buy unbroken Bayer packages with proper directions for relief from headache toothache earache neuralgia colds and pain. Handy 12 tablet tins are cheap at drug stores with larger packages also available.
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Better not keep that man waiting any longer
A magnate questions delaying a visit as a stenographer’s long acquaintance deepens into friendship and hints at marriage, suggesting time and incentives to speed up the meeting.
Why Druggists Recommend Swamp Root
For years druggists have watched Dr Kilmer Swamp Root rise in use as a kidney liver and bladder medicine. The ad states it is a physician prescription strengthening medicine and that it helps organs work as nature intended. It notes Swamp Root has stood the test of years and asks readers to start treatment at once or request a sample by mailing ten cents to Dr Kilmer & Co.
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Dr. Kilmer & Co
Binghamton, N. Y
Eatonic
Hatonic
Wireless devices tempt with romance jokes
A Birmingham Age-Herald quip notes wireless invention promises romance yet to be adopted for love messages. The dialogue calls the idea charming but unfinished, suggesting slipups in early wireless communication.
Pursuit of Happiness Outshines the Moment of Joy
A reflective aphorism notes that far more pleasure comes from pursuing happiness than from finally catching it, emphasizing ongoing effort over a fleeting achievement.
Husband Saves Wife Aremarkable Pittsburgh Testimonial
A Pittsburgh woman credits Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound with ending months of backache headaches and weakness. She thanks her husband for buying three bottles after reading an ad and urges others with displacements inflammation or irregularities to try the remedy from the Lydia E Pinkham Medicine Co. Lynn Mass.
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Lydia E. Pinkham
Jas. Rohrberg
Knapp St
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Rohrberg
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co
Lynn, Mass
St. Johns Port Nationalization Likely
The port of St. Johns in New Brunswick is set for nationalization with immediate improvements. The move would elevate St. Johns into one of the Dominion’s leading ports.
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N. B
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