Real Happiness Reflects a Boy’s Saturday Wish
A teacher asks why an eight year old boy cannot find happiness in flowers birds and blue skies. The boy William answers that Saturdays would make him happy, revealing a humorous or ironic take on contentment and routine. The vignette captures a child’s pragmatic longing within a simple classroom exchange.
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William
Harper’s Magazine
Boschee's Syrup Promises Relief for Coughs and Lung Troubles
Advertisement touts Boschee's Syrup as a nationwide remedy used for fifty one years for coughs bronchitis and throat settled illnesses. Claims include a good night's rest easy morning expectoration and natural healing support with a long history of American manufacture and sale.
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United States
Nature
America
Adv
Stranger’s tale of 10000 blackbirds shot with double gun
A hotel gathering hears boasts of big game kills. A stranger recounts using a double barreled gun on a flock of 10000 blackbirds and claims no birds were counted as killed on the spot, later finding four bushels of legs.
Mean of Her and the Laurels in a Watch Case
Dialogue fragment shows Peggy reacting to Percy’s claim about a cherished watch case containing his prized possession. The exchange hints at vanity and a boast about personal achievement, with Peggy’s surprise at the hidden keepsake.
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Percy
Peggy
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets and a World War Comic Exchange
A collage of vintage ad slogans and quips notes Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets claimed to ease headaches constipation and indigestion. The page also features humorous lines about war and a quip about a lawyer, alongside a cartoonish exchange about holding a grenade and cigar on a trench step.
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France
Ontario Post
Oh Happy Day Laundress Hangs Snowy Wash
A laundress sings Oh Happy Day while hanging laundry using Red Cross Bag Blue. The scene notes a cheerful mood marked by the cleaner whites and the phrase happy day.
Fluffy Man At Church Leaves Child Pondering
Little Caroline and her grandmother attend church and discuss a pastor who intrigues the child. The girl, puzzled by a speaker with abundant hair, calls the pastor a "fluffy man" and wonders who he is. The exchange reveals a child’s humorous take on a preacher.
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Caroline
Grandma
Pet
Don’t spill the milk in the first place
The Outlook notes that delaying expression of love and admiration harms life’s beauty. It adds that while “Don’t cry over spilt milk” is sound, avoiding spill altogether is wiser for daily nerves and happiness.
Cross Totals for Distinguished Service Medals
General March lists 3918 DSMs awarded for gallantry. Second regulars (marines) lead with 664 crosses, First division 800, Third regulars 233, Twenty-sixth National Guard 229, Forty-second Rainbow 205, Thirtieth group 177, and other divisions follow in order. Infantry tops branches with 2942 decorations, air service 251, medical corps 238, artillery 183, engineers 149, signal corps 50, tank corps 36.
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Ashington
Peyton C. March
New England National Guard
National Guard
National Army
Rainbow
Tennessee
North Carolina
South Carolina
March
Air Service
Medical Corps
Artillery
Engineers
Signal Corps
Tank Corps
Scouts Sell War Savings Stamps Big Totals Reported
The savings division credits the Boy Scouts of America with selling 42 367 265 75 dollars in stamps during 1918 by 250 000 enrolled boys from 2 156 095 signers. January shows 1 479 721 75 dollars from 74 795 subscriptions. Top seller is G Schuyler Tarbell Jr of Ithaca New York with 77 165 25 dollars. Scoutmaster Hodgsoff and others place second to fourth. The Seventh Federal Reserve district leader may be Robert Clover of La Grange Tl with 18 885 25 dollars from 633 subscriptions. The piece praises scouting and its spirit.
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United States Treasury
Boy Scouts of America
United States
G. Schuyler Tarbell, Jr
Ithaca
N. Y
Hodgsoff
McKeesport
James Campbell
Loraine
Gordon Bush
Athens
Federal Reserve District
Robert Clover
la Grange
Young Clover
Wilson
Boy Scout Movement
Scout Way
Boy Scouts
Montana Soldiers Win Right to Keep Uniforms for Ceremony
The Montana legislature memorialized Congress to permit honorably discharged soldiers to retain one suit of uniform outer clothing for home use, with return required after four months. A subsequent act reversed earlier orders, allowing retention and wear for ceremonial occasions by qualified veterans.
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Congress
Legislature of
Montana
United States
Senate
Port of Missing Men column aids search for missing soldiers
Thousands write to the surgeon general’s office asking help from a new division named the Port of Missing Men. Letters come from across the country, many with photos, though they omit key facts. The column appears in army hospital papers, reaching about 50 000 readers who may hold clues.
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Surgeon General’s Office
United States Army
France
Surgeon General
Army Hospital
New York
Newport News
Washington
Paradoxical exchange about a mountain still
The dialogue notes a paradox as one speaker asks about the noise in the mountains while the other hushes to reveal a still is present. The line hints at illicit moonshining in a rural setting.
Hall's Catarrh Medicine Promises Deafness Cure
Advertises Hall's Catarrh Medicine claiming to cure catarrhal deafness by acting through the blood. Explains deafness from inflammation of the Eustachian tube and offers a $100 reward for any case not cured, with price 75 cents and free circulars from F. A. Cheney & Co., Toledo.
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Hall
Cheney & Co
Toledo
Ohio
Food for Thought Mind Reader Visit Noted
A brief quip contrasts a man planning to visit a mind reader with a woman questioning the value of such an outing. The exchange captures a moment of skepticism about parlor entertainments.
Dr Kilmer Swamp Root Kidney Remedy Ad
A vintage advertisement promotes Dr Kilmer Swamp Root as a pure non stimulant kidney liver and bladder remedy. It claims vegetable herb science and purity with a sworn statement in every bottle and offers a sample bottle by mailing ten cents to Dr Kilmer Co Binghamton NY.
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Dr. Kilmer
Dr. Kilmer & Co
Binghamton
N. Y
The Real Regretter Exchange Noted
The Real Regretter quotes a man asking about his wife’s regret after marrying a poor man. He retorts that she regrets less than he does, illustrating a sharp, ironic exchange from the column.
The Card Club Card Sharps Seen in Quip and Law
A sly remark about the card club prompts a gag about social talk and a blunt line on legal counsel. The joke contrasts ignorance of law with ignorance by a lawyer, hinting at courtroom wit and small social theater.
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