Gorilla at the Saloon Laughs and Fights Over Jokes
A Gorilla visits a saloon and orders a dry martini, pays with a sawbuck, and engages in a running exchange about jokes and sexism. The bartender riffs on politics and insults, sparking a heated, comic confrontation ending with a punch and a giraffe joke about pricing.
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Gorilla
Red Sox
Danny Boy
Mahree
President Ford
Ted Kennedy
Ford and Rockefeller Rally Right Wing Slogans
In Boston Gerald Ford and Nelson Rockefeller court Republican right wingers at a Chicago hardware week rally. The piece argues the party uses right wing rhetoric to deter defections and pressures Ford to align with business lobbies that favor government intervention and subsidies.
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Boston
Gerald Ford
Nelson Rockefeller
Richard Nixon
Middle America
Mars
Ford
Chicago
Washington
America
Rockefeller
Reagan
Goldwater
Messrs
Congress
North Bennington open week enrollment totals 372
The North Bennington Graded and High School opens with 372 students overall including 193 in grades, 66 in junior high, and 113 in high school. Rev George Williams notes 50 years of evangelical preaching before his 80th birthday. Sticker Stupplebeen, Paradise Diners second baseman and Monument A.C. fullback, sustains a knee cut from Labor Day play. Airport talks stall due to local delays as Norton Barber moves to clear obstructing trees. Bennington townsfolk bid Company C farewell at Monday noon.
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North Bennington
George Williams
245 Union Sr
Atlantic
Stupplebeen
Paradise Diners
Monument A.C
North Adams
Bennington
Norton Barber
C Good
Bumper sticker joke and miscellaneous local items
A bumper sticker reads Support the Right to Arm Bears. The article notes Camp Pickett bus departures, a YMCA march moment with Krawczyk and Buck, and local land offers to Little League on Town Farm property. It covers real estate open houses, a Merritt Hewitt inspection, and Harvest Hills plans. It also recalls Hudson River discovery in 1609, 1922 church marriage vows change, Gemini 2 in 1966, Haile Selassie deposition in 1974, and his death in 1975.
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Little League
William B. Hart
BenHi
Ron Reeves
McCann Technical High School
North Adams
Elm Street
North Bennington
Merritt
Shirley Hewitt
Harvest Hills
The Political Advance Man of 1976 Should Adapt On Site
An analysis argues that crowd campaigning by presidents and candidates creates media value but risks assassination. It proposes unscheduled stops and on scene campaigning to balance film coverage with safety, urging leaders to replace fatalism with practical, on site tactics.
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Ford
Woman cites other driver could have parked elsewhere
A Burlington Free Press note describes a woman filing an accident report after denting a parked car while parking her own. When asked what the other vehicle operator could have done to avoid the crash, she replied that he could have parked somewhere else.
Above politics in a nation of patriots and despising government
Washington Post columnist Nicholas von Hoffman argues that Americans view politicians as parasites cowards sellouts and thieves. He notes a contradiction between worship of presidents and contempt for them as office seekers while citizens express patriotism yet revile government when enjoying a beer.
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New York
Lurie
Joseph C. Harsch
Christian Science Publishing Society
Chicago Tribune
New York News
Camp Pickett
Joey Krawczyk
Kenneth Buck
YMCA
Henry Hudson
Hudson River
Protestant Episcopal House of Bishops
Haile Selassie
Nixon
Agnew
Secret Service
Burlington Free Press
Nicholas von Hoffman
Washington Post
Catamount National Bank
Catamount
Bennington Plaza
Putnam Square
Brattleboro
Manchester Center
Pownal
West Dover
F.D.S.C
Vermont