Message to the Class of '74 from Art Buchwald
An optimistic yet cautious graduation column weighs themes from speakers at the 1974 commencement. It praises the Constitution and reform, cites Watergate as reviving conscience, and contrasts prosperity with moral challenges. The piece notes graduates face many choices yet have better prospects than prior generations, with India as a recurring satirical aside.
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India and America clash over guns and a new bomb
A harsh satirical piece depicts India lecturing America on spiritual values as both nations wrestle with nuclear weapons. China breaks news of India's bomb, provoking global reactions from Russia, Saudi Arabia, Britain, and others, ending with a bleak joke on a tough school stance and a Parade quote from Frankie Mayo.
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Sin
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United Nations
China
Jonathan Livingston Seagull
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The Lighter Side of Overdevelopment Satire Opinion
Washington humor column mocks overdeveloped nations facing energy and resource excess. It parodies UN figures and quotes Primbley Banglewoof of UNRRPHG on the paradox of abundance, Britain’s looming three day work week, and the need for people to move beyond labor-saving devices to stay employed.
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Great Britain
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Zambia
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Women and Girls in 1874 Learnings Beings Questioned
Reads like a local digest of 1874 era events. Lucretia Amelia Stow, now Mrs. Cummings of Plantsville Conn., graduates from Vassar and heads to a 60th reunion in Poughkeepsie. A mix of school notes, local sports, and national history anchors the column.
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Genevieve Phillips
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