How to Kill Your Town and Undercut Local Trade
A historical excerpt advises undermining a town by peddling, denouncing merchants, and avoiding local collaboration. It urges merchants to avoid ads, spread doom, and claim cheaper goods elsewhere, while critics scapegoat local business. The text closes with a cough remedy ad.
New York Misadventures of two green visitors
A narrator recalls first impressions of New York with friend Jones, highlighting comic missteps. Jones misplaces his hands in pockets, counts windows, and gets lost near Brooklyn. They chase a hat on Broadway, then visit Manhattan Beach where Jones faints at the sight of others in surf attire, while the speaker endures a chilly ocean plunge.
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Dig down to the cause of your sickness
The piece explains indigestion as the likely cause of headaches neuralgia nervousness dizziness stomachaches and more. It argues undigested fermenting food poisons the stomach and insists Shaker Digestive Cordial prevents fermentation and aids digestion. It claims symptoms vanish once poisons are removed and notes the product is sold by druggists from 10 cents to 1.00 per bottle.
Kansas Snake Story of Clock and Gold Watches
In August 1895 a large black snake entered a farmer’s home near Coffeyville and swallowed an eight day clock. The clock ticked inside the snake until it ran down. The snake returned and laid eggs from which the farmer found a gold watch in each. He fed the snake a post auger hoping for fence posts next spring.
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Coffeyville
Dr King's New Discovery Praised by Drug Merchants
Stands at the head. Aug J Bogel of Shreveport says it cures his cough and is the best seller. J F Campbell of Safford writes it is all that is claimed and a sure cure for consumption coughs and colds. Not an experiment, has stood the test for twenty five years. Free trial bottles at S B Burr Jr's Drug Store.
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J. Bogel
Shreveport
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Grateful villains praise the government in odd street scene
Exclaimed Plodding Pete laments oppression while Meandering Mike taunts him. A comical exchange mocks anarchists and praises government as best friend. The piece ends with a wartime style ad praising De Witt's Witch Hazel Salve for eczema and piles.
Balloons Race Across Paris in New Toy Sport
The Paris game uses numbered balloons with envelopes containing postal cards addressed to the contest judge. Balloons are released and land far apart, phones note the finder’s time and place, and cards are returned. After a week the farthest balloon in least time wins.
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Paris
Electric Bitters Promises Health Tonic For All Seasons
Electric Bitters is offered as a medicine suitable for any season and especially when languor and liver sluggishness prevail. It is claimed to counteract malaria, head ahe, indigestion, constipation and dizziness. available at S. B. Burr Jr's Drug Store in bottles priced 5cc and $1.00.
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S. B. Burr Jr's
DeWitts Little Early Risers Pills Highlighted
The passage extols DeWitts Little Early Risers as tiny pills that cause no griping yet act quickly and thoroughly. It emphasizes their small size and strong results.
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DeWitt’s
Journal donates funds to national committee for campaign
The New York Journal turns over about $20,000 raised by the paper to the National Democratic Committee, adding one dollar for each contributed dollar. It calls the policy liberal and helpful for the campaign. Chronic constipation is described as painful and life-shortening, with DeWitt's Little Early Risers offered as a remedy.
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New York Journal
National Democratic Committee
DeWitt
Legal profession numbers as of early United States data
The text states 89,422 men and 208 women in the legal field. Assuming ten suits per person, total cases would reach 896,300 simultaneously, illustrating liberal access to legal action compared to preaching.
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