Allegory of Galileo's College Astronomy Push and Dean Clash
A fictional early 1600s tale shows Galileo pursuing astronomy against a hostile university. The Dean dismisses the proposal as absurd and heretical while students debate the stars by a town square fountain. Galileo vows to return despite the dean’s withering rebuke.
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Galileo
Copernicus
Tea honors instigators of BHR room check tradition
A satirical account of a campus room check at BHR, with students charging admission for a fund and prizes for inventive ways to counter wall tape. The event blends humor and hazards as reporters mock the process and inspectors receive a bronzed powder container.
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Schlitz
Bulletin
BHR
Columbia
Nicole Bronson