New Dorm Executive Plan Sets Judiciary at Bernard
At its meeting last Wednesday the Dorm Exec approved final plans for a judiciary drawn up by the administration. President Lenin said the administration listened as students offered input and the rules were clearly defined to curb arbitrary enforcement. The program aims to give students control over social life with a formal structure to express and compromise opinion.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Exec
A. B. C. D. Lenin
Cellia Sicklenemia
Bernard
Muss Sicklenemia
Kryptonite Synthesis Revealed by Dr Emma Sticker
Dr Emma Sticker discloses a secret five year old synthesis called kryptonite a hydrogen bonded krypton compound with carbon groups. She claims it can be a versatile energy source and may promote hair growth though it allegedly causes tooth loss. The department says peaceful uses justify public disclosure.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Emma Sticker
Superman
Sticker
Chem
Library reforms at Wollman Library spark cautious optimism
The library outlines new procedures requiring a five application packet signed by instructor and major advisor before requesting books. Students may request up to two books at the reserve desk and must await a decision within thirty days. An impartial committee led by Dean Hoarse will hear requests, with the student not allowed to appear. Storage space will hold Greek Games gear and extra copies of Bernard, Bernard. The chief librarian warns that failure to boost use could trigger stricter measures.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Wollman Library
Loden Green
Harry Hoarse
Bernard
Cuba visit offers language aid from colleges
The note describes travel to Cuba with support from Bernard College and a House Interest in the region. Mr Genius Flowers offers private Spanish lessons to students chosen for the Cuba trip, while Columbia Universitys Chinese Department plans language courses for selected participants.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Courage
Cuba
Bernard College
Genius Flowers
Columbia University
Secret Survey of Columbia Reveals Saturday Frolics
A bulletin notes a double agent in Hartlie Hall reporting survey results taken at a sign out desk just after midnight last Saturday. It mentions discussions on jamming a girlie magazine into a door and records a series of brief interviews conducted by the writer identified as matty harry.
Bernard dorm queries reveal student cynicism on elections
An interview reveals a Bernard side New Hall astronomy major who jokes about bringing girls to rooms and dating rituals while mocking mass student action as childish. The exchange touches on campus governance, authority, and social routines amid dorm life.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Bernard Side
New Hall
Oil Found At Dorm Fountains On Campus
A Columbia student tasted fountain water and reported an oil flavor prompting an official inquiry. Residence Halls, geology staff, and administrators reacted as landscaping plans stalled while derricks were placed. dorm life mixed with humor and protest as a student leader defended campus traditions.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Columbia
Colege
Cellia
Bunny recruitment at Playboy Club via Paxman contact
All applicants urged to contact Miss Paxman in the Placement Office to express interest in becoming a bunny at the Playboy Club.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Miss Paxman
Beatles to attend campus concert amid housing rumor
Bulletin says administration found ways to get students out of dorms for a show by the Beatles priced at 15 dollars per ticket. Miss Lark notes concern about privatists and dorm access. Rumors link Mr Presley to Heartbreak Hotel housing gesture. Ad Hoc Committee discusses an open house with Miss Lark and Dictator reports Presley’s stance.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Lark
Bulletin
Beatles
Barry Shonewall
Dictator
Columbia College Daily
Presley
Heartbreak Hotel
Ad Hoc Committee For the
Miss Lark
Also Mentioned on This Page
Kryptonite
Secret Survey of Columbia
Spats Harps
Bernard Geology Department
Lenin
Connecticut College
St. Paul’s Chapel
Amsterdam Ave
117Th St
John M. Krumm
Chtepel Choir
J. Schleifer Jewelers
Longines-Wittnaver
Broadway
112Th St
Lutheran
Earl Hall
Advent Luth. Church
New York City
Cejwin
Union Square West
New York
This is just the beginning! Our collection holds over 300 years of history, including rare newspapers, obituaries, marriage records, birth records, and so much more—most of which you won’t find anywhere else!