Spartan Sophs Triumph In Greek Games
A lively campus tale documents the Spartan sophomores beating the Fighting Freshmen 55 to win the Greek Games. The narrative follows the seven month voyage on a houseboat, mischiefs of Miss Weed and Miss Derriére, cheerleaders Ruth Woodruff Nell Commager, and feats by Nell Comager and Eileen Nitardy with spectators and bets cited.
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Seven Hewitt
Broadway Ocean
Bush
Woodruff
Nell
Hoppalong
Commager
Eileen
Nitardy
Heather Wyman
Mercury
Bingham
Double-Bubble ban urged as campus tragedy shocks readers
Postbrook Pigler calls for a ban on Double-Bubble amid campus uproar over a student suicide linked to a controversial physical education record. The Barely News reports a probe by The News and notes Parkus Karcus, an intellectual socialite, was found dead in Barnard pool after alleged secret struggles.
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Bag Knees
Daily Sucker
Stalin
Postbrook Pigler
Parkus Karcus
Barnard Pool
Boo Ats
Parkus Karkus
Parkus
Fetus In The Raw Exposé Prompts Controversy
A provocative survey on sensitive topics described as adult exposure gathered from university course settings. The piece notes it is not suitable for trustees and teases tomorrow’s Barely News feature as the series opener.
RASHSHOCK TEST Inkblot prompts to see doctor
A cryptic inkblot prompt invites viewers to consult Dr. Bush for evaluation. The remark suggests psychiatric testing or a referral, framing the image as a diagnostic prompt.
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Dr. Bush
Tick Is Attacked in Jungle Night at Barnard
Barnard freshman Fran Tick recounts a terrifying assault at 11 05 last night in the Jungle. She says an unidentified passing man rescued her after a bite on her finger and credits him with preventing severe harm. She condemns lax school authorities and describes lasting psychological distress.
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Barnard
Fran Tick
Miss Tick
Talking Goose Davy Delights Columbia Campus
Campus sophomore Margery Plush trains a live goose named Davy to say Peep, I ve been awked, the only talking goose at Columbia. The pet draws attention on campus as a quirky phenomenon.
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Margery Plush
Davy
Columbia
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Gervesome
Dank Pata
Winnifred
Dana
Tick
Iona Brown-Bears
Canarsie Beach
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