Moving Day Blues in a Homeowner's Frustration
A speaker laments moving day as a tiring, costly ordeal with broken furniture, heavy crates, and delayed van service. He longs to stay put, noting the cleaning of both old and new homes, the strain on nerves, and the ache of a difficult relocation. He jokes about avoiding moving altogether but fears business disruption if he stops.
Songs of Yesterday and the Olden Days Singers Urge
A poetic note laments old time songs. It recalls The Mocking Bird and bold refrains of unrequited love and broken dreams. The piece urges replacing ancient tunes with newer songs like Silver Threads Among the Gold and See That My Grave's Kept Green.
A Noble Trale and a Paradise Entrance Trial
A restaurant cook trembles at Paradise gate over eligibility and cherry stone age. Guard asks if he ever stone cherries for pies. answer is yes. A joke on truth in advertising follows about a boarding place advertising truth with a twist and summer hoarders.
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Paradise
Feentnine Deduction in Witty Social Exchange
A Vivacious Lady cashes an alimony check and declares a creed about making holy while the sun shines. The Sarcastic spinster answers with dry wit, calling her a grass widow and hinting at her own cautious prudence.
Blizzard Brings Rescue Hope As Brother Fred Returns
In a blizzard bound winter night Tommy Glens rests by a fire while sister Nellie Grafton battles the storm to fetch Brother Fred from the city. The cutter, pony, and mother endure tense delays as Nellie collapses near the depot and Tommy awakens to carry her to safety through drifting snow.
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Tommy Glens
Tommy
Nellie Grafton
Fred
Dr. Cook
North Pole
Benefit to Young Workers and Dictionary Coupon Offer
The News Telegraph promotes a six coupon offer for a modern dictionary revised by Syndicate Publishing Co. and not tied to Webster’s publishers. Readers, including students, are urged to collect coupons for a useful English education book while noting the event dates and a church refreshment fundraiser during Firemen's Tournament.
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News-Telegraph
Express
Webster’s Dictionary
Syndicate Publishing Co
New York City
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